Reviews by Merciful_Faelwen
Summary: All you ever needed (but perhaps didn't want) to know about GRÍMA WORMTONGUE! This Guide has been said to be more reliable than a Palantír!

Voted best Humor/Parody at the Flame of Anor Awards 2006.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Gríma
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1796 Read Count: 6289
Published: 06/12/04 Updated: 06/12/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Owner's Guide Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Omg..i want a Gríma now XD LMFAO just to dress up as theoden and toss him down the stairs XDDDDDDD
Date: 05/02/12
Fei's Arena by Ar-feiniel Rated: PG [Reviews - 12]
Summary: Random Fun.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Beregond, Boromir, Captain Jack Sparrow, Cirdan, Elizabeth Swann, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Figwit, Fingon, Gandalf / Olorin, Glorfindel, Legolas, Maedhros, Mouth of Sauron, Original Character, Pippin, Théodred, Tom Bombadil, Treebeard, Will Turner
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19404 Read Count: 16885
Published: 02/11/08 Updated: 03/01/09 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Prelude Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Love it! XD figwit dress as Indy. I almost piss my pants reading this. I read it about five times!

Author's Response: Aww, thanks so much! :3 I didn't think anyone was still reading my stuff so I really appreciate your review!! I still remember writing with my brother and sister a couple summers ago. We really had a blast! Eru, I should get back to writing LotR fanfiction some day soon. Thank you again! Love, Fei
Date: 26/01/12
Summary: Legolas is MINE!! Who here will fight me for him?
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Fantasy, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4307 Read Count: 10388
Published: 23/11/08 Updated: 28/03/09 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Intro Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
I


Almost


Peed


My


Pants
Date: 27/01/12
Title: Chapter 9: Caller vs. Fei Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
...i dont know what to post....
Date: 27/01/12
The Peredhil by Melda Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 24]
Summary: Haldir did not die on the Deeping Wall. He nearly did, though, but it was with the help of a mysterious maiden dressed as a man that he miraculously survived.

Nimwen is a peredhil who was born in secret and out of wedlock, but she looks more human than an Elf should. She is also disfigured, for in a fit of insane rage, her father sliced off the pointed tips of her ears, the one thing that showed her Elven heritage. She and her wet nurse take refuge in Helm's Deep, but when faced with the probability that they both will die, Nimwen refuses to give in without a fight. She disguises herself as a young man and heads out to defend the Deeping Wall.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Faramir
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11564 Read Count: 10236
Published: 18/07/11 Updated: 14/08/15 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 13: The Anchor Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Post more please. IM BEGGING YOU!

Author's Response: Okay, I will, but it'll be a little while. I still have to do YGF2, despite finishing your chapter nine.
Date: 16/02/12
Title: Chapter 14: Mischief Managed Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Poor Erestor

Author's Response: Yes, he always seems to have such a hard time..especially where Glorfindel is concerned *wink, wink*.
Date: 19/02/12
Summary: Three years after their majorly epic and hilarious adventure, the gang is at one of their yearly celebrations and an accident happens. Marie is sucked through a portal and into an unknown Canon. Now, they must travel through a whole NEW set of Canons to find her and bring her home. Will they succeed? Or will Marie be forever beyond their reach?
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers, Other Movies Characters: Captain Jack Sparrow, Jareth (Labyrinth), Original Character, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 42 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 37497 Read Count: 23287
Published: 09/08/11 Updated: 05/11/12 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 31: Demon Pox, Star Wars and other dreadfully uncomfortable things Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Continue posting please!

Author's Response: Of course. :D I'm posting another chapter tonight due to E-'s badgering.
Date: 07/02/12
Arcane Land by Alpha Ori Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Elladan and Melven travel to the Greenwood on the warrior exchange program, to serve with Legolas in The Company. Follow them through hardship and sacrifice, friendship and love as they journey into Arcane Land and beyond.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Elladan, Galdor, Legolas, Original Character, Radagast, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex, Slash (same sex pairing), Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 45 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 219985 Read Count: 33575
Published: 21/09/11 Updated: 11/05/12 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 25: A New Life Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
I love the whole story.

Author's Response: Thank you for reading and taking the time to review.
Date: 28/01/12
Title: Chapter 28: Bless Your Sylvan Blood Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Please continue posting!
Date: 06/02/12
Summary: Edward Cullen and Bella Swan fall into Middle-Earth and become the most hated beings in Middle-Earth in about five seconds.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3695 Read Count: 6898
Published: 25/09/11 Updated: 26/02/12 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 8: Chapter Seven: An Encounter With Orcs Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Bwa-hahaha
Date: 26/01/12
Summary:

She was a cop in her world, cursed & banished, she ends up in ME. Now she finds herself traveling with the Fellowship & struggling to adapt to a strange world & trying not to change it. Can she find her way home & when the time comes, will she want to?


Protect and Serve: To Protect


Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Celeborn, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Orophin, Pippin, Rúmil, Sam, Sauron, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Friendship, Romance, Suspense, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Torture, Violence
Series: Protect and Serve
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 79395 Read Count: 16839
Published: 22/12/11 Updated: 08/03/12 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 11: A Few Moments More Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Love it very much.

Author's Response:

Glad you're liking the story! The new chapter is up, go check it out!

 

Thanks for reviewing!

 

Lasarina

Date: 01/02/12
Summary: Well the excuse "accident" says it all
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: 10 ways
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 80 Read Count: 980
Published: 25/01/12 Updated: 25/01/12 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
OMFG!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Author's Response: Awe so sweet
Date: 26/01/12
Summary: Got idea from potter puppet pals thanks
Categories: Off Topic Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 59 Read Count: 656
Published: 25/01/12 Updated: 25/01/12 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Strange Drumming Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
D< RIPOFF! Lol yay first review!
Date: 27/01/12
Summary: The weasley twins,georges girlfriend,her bf,and snape get stuck in middle earth during the battle of helms deep.
Categories: Other Movies Characters: Original Character, Other Canon Character, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Challenges: Animal Transformations
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3579 Read Count: 4432
Published: 26/01/12 Updated: 04/02/12 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Helms Deep??? What the... Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Love it! XD Legolas should be an house elf for a day. Lmao :3

Author's Response: LOL YEAH
Date: 26/01/12
Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 whothewhatnow? Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Now its better! O_o -is playing poker with Dumbledore- ...

Author's Response: You always know how to make me smile XD
Date: 30/01/12
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 What now? Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
LMFAO XD BWA-HAHAHAHA -earthquake- even GOD is laughing o_o or is it Zesu/Jupiter?!

Author's Response: Its God and I think I felt the earthquake
Date: 29/01/12
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 trouble ahead Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
O-O CIRDAN's BEARD!


Cirdan: whats wrong with my beard?


Cirdan: nothing love...

Author's Response: Lol
Date: 29/01/12
Summary: Some funny (and slightly corney) jokes for all you LOTR fans!
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Extreme/taboo Fetish
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1031 Read Count: 2837
Published: 27/01/12 Updated: 10/02/12 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Jokes! Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
LMAO.


The last one made my day.
Date: 27/01/12
Summary: Legolas thinks he sees his mom
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celeborn, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 230 Read Count: 1227
Published: 28/01/12 Updated: 02/02/12 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
>w> I also I rp Celeborn.

Author's Response: Aw cool yo
Date: 28/01/12
Summary: Says it all
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 119 Read Count: 1954
Published: 28/01/12 Updated: 07/03/12 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: We hate you Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Lmfao XD

Author's Response: I'm still lmfao
Date: 30/01/12