Reviews by Merciful_Faelwen
Summary: All you ever needed (but perhaps didn't want) to know about GRÍMA WORMTONGUE! This Guide has been said to be more reliable than a Palantír!

Voted best Humor/Parody at the Flame of Anor Awards 2006.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Gríma
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1796 Read Count: 6537
Published: Dec 06 2004 Updated: Dec 06 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Owner's Guide Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Omg..i want a Gríma now XD LMFAO just to dress up as theoden and toss him down the stairs XDDDDDDD
Date: Feb 05 2012
Fei's Arena by Ar-feiniel Rated: PG [Reviews - 14]
Summary: Random Fun.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Beregond, Boromir, Captain Jack Sparrow, Cirdan, Elizabeth Swann, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Figwit, Fingon, Gandalf / Olorin, Glorfindel, Legolas, Maedhros, Mouth of Sauron, Original Character, Pippin, Théodred, Tom Bombadil, Treebeard, Will Turner
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19404 Read Count: 17629
Published: Nov 02 2008 Updated: Jan 03 2009 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Prelude Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Love it! XD figwit dress as Indy. I almost piss my pants reading this. I read it about five times!

Author's Response: Aww, thanks so much! :3 I didn't think anyone was still reading my stuff so I really appreciate your review!! I still remember writing with my brother and sister a couple summers ago. We really had a blast! Eru, I should get back to writing LotR fanfiction some day soon. Thank you again! Love, Fei
Date: Jan 26 2012
Summary: Legolas is MINE!! Who here will fight me for him?
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Fantasy, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4307 Read Count: 10621
Published: Nov 23 2008 Updated: Mar 28 2009 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Intro Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
I


Almost


Peed


My


Pants
Date: Jan 27 2012
Title: Chapter 9: Caller vs. Fei Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
...i dont know what to post....
Date: Jan 27 2012
The Peredhil by Melda Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 24]
Summary: Haldir did not die on the Deeping Wall. He nearly did, though, but it was with the help of a mysterious maiden dressed as a man that he miraculously survived.

Nimwen is a peredhil who was born in secret and out of wedlock, but she looks more human than an Elf should. She is also disfigured, for in a fit of insane rage, her father sliced off the pointed tips of her ears, the one thing that showed her Elven heritage. She and her wet nurse take refuge in Helm's Deep, but when faced with the probability that they both will die, Nimwen refuses to give in without a fight. She disguises herself as a young man and heads out to defend the Deeping Wall.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Faramir
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11564 Read Count: 10669
Published: Jul 18 2011 Updated: Aug 14 2015 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 13: The Anchor Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Post more please. IM BEGGING YOU!

Author's Response: Okay, I will, but it'll be a little while. I still have to do YGF2, despite finishing your chapter nine.
Date: Feb 16 2012
Title: Chapter 14: Mischief Managed Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Poor Erestor

Author's Response: Yes, he always seems to have such a hard time..especially where Glorfindel is concerned *wink, wink*.
Date: Feb 19 2012
Summary: Three years after their majorly epic and hilarious adventure, the gang is at one of their yearly celebrations and an accident happens. Marie is sucked through a portal and into an unknown Canon. Now, they must travel through a whole NEW set of Canons to find her and bring her home. Will they succeed? Or will Marie be forever beyond their reach?
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers, Other Movies Characters: Captain Jack Sparrow, Jareth (Labyrinth), Original Character, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 42 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 37497 Read Count: 24272
Published: Aug 09 2011 Updated: Nov 05 2012 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 31: Demon Pox, Star Wars and other dreadfully uncomfortable things Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Continue posting please!

Author's Response: Of course. :D I'm posting another chapter tonight due to E-'s badgering.
Date: Feb 07 2012
Arcane Land by Alpha Ori Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Elladan and Melven travel to the Greenwood on the warrior exchange program, to serve with Legolas in The Company. Follow them through hardship and sacrifice, friendship and love as they journey into Arcane Land and beyond.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Elladan, Galdor, Legolas, Original Character, Radagast, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex, Slash (same sex pairing), Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 45 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 219985 Read Count: 36138
Published: Sep 21 2011 Updated: May 11 2012 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 25: A New Life Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
I love the whole story.

Author's Response: Thank you for reading and taking the time to review.
Date: Jan 28 2012
Title: Chapter 28: Bless Your Sylvan Blood Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Please continue posting!
Date: Feb 06 2012
Summary: Edward Cullen and Bella Swan fall into Middle-Earth and become the most hated beings in Middle-Earth in about five seconds.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3695 Read Count: 7160
Published: Sep 25 2011 Updated: Feb 26 2012 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 8: Chapter Seven: An Encounter With Orcs Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Bwa-hahaha
Date: Jan 26 2012
Summary:

She was a cop in her world, cursed & banished, she ends up in ME. Now she finds herself traveling with the Fellowship & struggling to adapt to a strange world & trying not to change it. Can she find her way home & when the time comes, will she want to?


Protect and Serve: To Protect


Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Celeborn, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Orophin, Pippin, Rúmil, Sam, Sauron, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Friendship, Romance, Suspense, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Torture, Violence
Series: Protect and Serve
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 79395 Read Count: 17929
Published: Dec 22 2011 Updated: Mar 08 2012 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 11: A Few Moments More Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Love it very much.

Author's Response:

Glad you're liking the story! The new chapter is up, go check it out!

 

Thanks for reviewing!

 

Lasarina

Date: Feb 01 2012
Summary: Well the excuse "accident" says it all
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: 10 ways
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 80 Read Count: 1170
Published: Jan 25 2012 Updated: Jan 25 2012 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
OMFG!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Author's Response: Awe so sweet
Date: Jan 26 2012
Summary: Got idea from potter puppet pals thanks
Categories: Off Topic Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 59 Read Count: 743
Published: Jan 25 2012 Updated: Jan 25 2012 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Strange Drumming Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
D< RIPOFF! Lol yay first review!
Date: Jan 27 2012
Summary: The weasley twins,georges girlfriend,her bf,and snape get stuck in middle earth during the battle of helms deep.
Categories: Other Movies Characters: Original Character, Other Canon Character, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Challenges: Animal Transformations
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3579 Read Count: 4788
Published: Jan 26 2012 Updated: Feb 04 2012 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Helms Deep??? What the... Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Love it! XD Legolas should be an house elf for a day. Lmao :3

Author's Response: LOL YEAH
Date: Jan 26 2012
Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 whothewhatnow? Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Now its better! O_o -is playing poker with Dumbledore- ...

Author's Response: You always know how to make me smile XD
Date: Jan 30 2012
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 What now? Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
LMFAO XD BWA-HAHAHAHA -earthquake- even GOD is laughing o_o or is it Zesu/Jupiter?!

Author's Response: Its God and I think I felt the earthquake
Date: Jan 29 2012
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 trouble ahead Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
O-O CIRDAN's BEARD!


Cirdan: whats wrong with my beard?


Cirdan: nothing love...

Author's Response: Lol
Date: Jan 29 2012
Summary: Some funny (and slightly corney) jokes for all you LOTR fans!
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Extreme/taboo Fetish
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1031 Read Count: 2958
Published: Jan 27 2012 Updated: Feb 10 2012 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Jokes! Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
LMAO.


The last one made my day.
Date: Jan 27 2012
Summary: Legolas thinks he sees his mom
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celeborn, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 230 Read Count: 1327
Published: Jan 28 2012 Updated: Feb 02 2012 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
>w> I also I rp Celeborn.

Author's Response: Aw cool yo
Date: Jan 28 2012
Summary: Says it all
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 119 Read Count: 2162
Published: Jan 28 2012 Updated: Mar 07 2012 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: We hate you Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Lmfao XD

Author's Response: I'm still lmfao
Date: Jan 30 2012
Title: Chapter 1: twinkle twinkle Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
LMFAO

Author's Response: Aww thnx soo much mellon
Date: Jan 28 2012
Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 ive been fighting in Mordor Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
???

Author's Response: Its supposed to take the tune of I've been working on the railroad
Date: Jan 30 2012
Summary: An Air Force doctor gets magically sent to Middle Earth by a crazy man who's spell was from Mordor.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden
Genres: None
Warnings: Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12094 Read Count: 10350
Published: Jan 31 2012 Updated: Feb 07 2014 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 spells of old Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Make paragraphs longer add more paragraphs. More detail. I really should not be telling you this due to I suck and not that good.

Author's Response: Its only chapter one I had to get it started
Date: Jan 31 2012
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 spells of old Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
That was for future chaps, muh girl.

Author's Response: Nice
Date: Jan 31 2012
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Jokes and truth Reviewer: Merciful_Faelwen Signed
Nice

Author's Response: Thnx
Date: Jan 31 2012