Good start, but you need to elaborate a little more... no more needs to be said is funny for one, but not most of the list. As I said, a great start, has the potential to be really funny, but a little more elaboration will help a lot.
A lovely prose piece. The tragedy of the Children of Hurin has always moved me deeply. I think I'll write something about Beleg next... absolutely beautiful though. Thank you for actually reading the Silmarillion.
Can I just say that I'm glad I'm not the only one who fantasizes about Glorfindel? Beautiful. There's a part of me that wants a sequel and another that says this was perfect as is. Excellent job.