Reviews by remilia scarlet
Summary: All you ever needed (but perhaps didn't want) to know about GRÍMA WORMTONGUE! This Guide has been said to be more reliable than a Palantír!

Voted best Humor/Parody at the Flame of Anor Awards 2006.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Gríma
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1796 Read Count: 6447
Published: Dec 06 2004 Updated: Dec 06 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Owner's Guide Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
LOL nice job you should do one for legolas (cuz i have no creative writing skills whatsoever XD) ...yeah *fangirl scream*
Date: Jun 28 2012
Summary: Have you ever wondered why Legolas and Gimli got into a drinking game? To settle the score at Helm's Deep of course!
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Legolas, Gimli
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1466 Read Count: 1400
Published: Aug 17 2005 Updated: Aug 17 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The 43rd Orc and the 80th Mug Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
yaaaaaaaaay leggy won!!!!!!!! he's too pretty to lose anything!!!!!!!!! *fangirl scream*
Date: Jul 01 2012
A Dangerous Music by TrickSpine Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 9]
Summary: While Legolas and Aragorn seek their missing horse in a mysterious and ill-tempered forest, Legolas falls prey to a dangerous music. When they are ambushed, they both plummet into a reality characterized by grotesque miracles. Rated for Gore.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Elrond, Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Horror
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1617 Read Count: 3920
Published: Apr 15 2006 Updated: Apr 15 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Song Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
needs more!!!!!!!! please finnish it 0.0
Date: Jul 19 2012
Summary: Estel is ill and Elrond fears the worst. Major angst warning.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond
Genres: Angst, Drama, General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 882 Read Count: 1499
Published: May 12 2006 Updated: May 12 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Hands of A Healer Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
awwww...poor little estel...and epic man tears from elrond XD
Date: Jul 02 2012
Hand in Marriage by gythia Rated: G [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Galadriel/Celeborn het erotica, non-graphic. Set after the end of the War of the Ring.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1190 Read Count: 1824
Published: May 17 2006 Updated: May 17 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Hand in Marriage Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
that...was...so beautiful 0.0 *tear* and almost sad *more tears* you are awesome for writing this!
Date: Jun 28 2012
Preposterous by Zhie Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Just another day in Valinor, and young Thranduil is looking for something to do.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Ecthelion, Galadriel, Thranduil
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: Elfling Chronicles, PPB-AU
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 800 Read Count: 1533
Published: Jun 18 2006 Updated: Jun 18 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: -complete story- Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
awww theyre all so cute ^-^ i love how in every story like this artanis makes thranduil the bad guy XD great story
Date: Jul 01 2012
Cold War by Sivan Rated: G [Reviews - 8]
Summary: It is not a regular war it is… snowball fight… with consequence…

Now Completed!
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel
Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Elrond & Estel
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3843 Read Count: 6111
Published: Jul 02 2006 Updated: Jun 04 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Daylight: Round one Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
very enjoyable :) you're a wonderful writer and i love your stories ^-^
Date: Jun 27 2012
What A Man Needs by Sivan Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Prince Legolas found himself in trouble when Aragorn came across the wine that his father loves the most.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1244 Read Count: 1211
Published: Jul 06 2006 Updated: Jul 06 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: 1/1 Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
tee hee you go leggy!!!!!! (im an obsessed fangirl XD) keep the king out of the wine! 0.0
Date: Jul 03 2012
Summary:

Elladan goes on his first camping trip away from his family. His class mates tease him endlessly about the fact he is part human, but when do childish games become more than that? When does it go too far?


Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel
Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2263 Read Count: 1620
Published: Sep 07 2006 Updated: Sep 07 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter I Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
great tale ^-^ it certainly shows that even the mischievous twins are whimps sonetimes
Date: Jun 28 2012
We're Having a Heatwave by Zhie Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: It's too damned hot in Rivendell today.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: PPB-AU
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2017 Read Count: 1593
Published: Sep 21 2006 Updated: Sep 21 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Complete Story Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
lol i bet galadriel made it rain ;) just a theory
Date: Jul 03 2012
Summary: Christmas in middle-earth. Title says it all!


Merry Christmas to all!

Warnings: I do mock all or most of the characters from LotR. (Especially Legolas) But don't worry. it's all in good fun. Extreme AU.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2125 Read Count: 3603
Published: Dec 23 2006 Updated: Dec 28 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Rivendell Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
lego-my-ego lmao XD that was great i bet doing somthing with lothlórien would be extreamly funny, just cuz galadriel and celeborn are so dainty and having a messed up Christmas would change the whole perspective
Date: Jun 29 2012
I Hate Yule by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Glorfindel visits Erestor, who hates Yule. The pair bicker.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1247 Read Count: 1990
Published: Jan 06 2007 Updated: Jan 06 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: I Hate Yule Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
haha i bet erestor gave him a lump of dead orc...well that or a diamond necklace XD
Date: Jun 28 2012
Summary: Legolas found himself held by Estel in Imladris. But why Estel will do that? Will that affect their friendship?
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Horror, Mystery
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5609 Read Count: 7741
Published: Jan 08 2007 Updated: Sep 28 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Prologue Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
omg not poor leggy :C *fangirl scream* lego-my-ego how could estel do that to you?! its an awesome story so far
Date: Jul 01 2012
Secrets by Scribe Rated: G [Reviews - 14]
Summary: The Witch-King has a secret.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Witch King
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 166 Read Count: 1627
Published: Jan 21 2007 Updated: Jan 21 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Secrets Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
XD XD XD that was great!!!!! *almost dies laughing* i think this story kills people more than pics of kagamine len in his punkish outfit *looks at a pic of len* look ill demonstrate *dies from a nosebleed caused by lens cuteness*
Date: Jul 01 2012
Elrond!Paperwork by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Elrond dislikes paperwork and so likes to avoid doing it. One day, his avoidance has nasty results.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1209 Read Count: 1428
Published: Feb 09 2007 Updated: Feb 09 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Elrond!Paperwork Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
maybe manwë can get rid of homework...hmmmm... better yet turn earth into middle eart 0.0 did i go too far with that one?
Date: Jun 27 2012
Good Archer, The by Zhie Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: ~Rules of the Galadhrim~ Rule Number One: A good guardian never drops his weapon. Rule Number Two: See rule number one.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celeborn, Elrond, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Haldir, Orophin
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: PPB-AU
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4967 Read Count: 5357
Published: Feb 09 2007 Updated: Feb 09 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
lol celebrian and elrond got told by galadriel XD but i guess thats beside the point...awesome story! going in my favorites for sure
Date: Jun 28 2012
The Graveyard by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Elflings Lindir and Melpomaen get caught playing in the graveyard of Imladris. A very cross Glorfindel delivers them to their uncle, Erestor.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Melpomaen
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1196 Read Count: 1394
Published: Feb 18 2007 Updated: Feb 18 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Graveyard Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
XD this is funny enough to kill people *dies from laughing*
Date: Jul 02 2012
Lindir!Short by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Drabble in which Lindir tells his Uncle Erestor that he is extremely self-conscious about his short height.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 1578
Published: Mar 04 2007 Updated: Mar 04 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Lindir!Short Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
erestor cuddling, thats a new one XD thats was soooo kawaii desu!!!!!
Date: Jun 29 2012
Elrond!Diet by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Elrond has gained weight. Gil-galad raises the subject over supper.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Gil-Galad
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 594 Read Count: 2329
Published: Mar 05 2007 Updated: Mar 05 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Elrond!Diet Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
lol if i were elrond i would have instantly stuck an arrow through his head XD but im a girl...never mention weight unless u want too ve severly hur
Date: Jun 27 2012
Title: Chapter 1: Elrond!Diet Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
lol if i were elrond i would have instantly stuck an arrow through his head XD but thats just me...
Date: Jun 27 2012
White Tree of Gondor by jules14 Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 6]
Summary: A response to Ria's "Tribute to Jules" challenge. A silly little ficlet showing how a dirty mind can twist someone's words around.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Boromir, Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1137 Read Count: 3062
Published: Mar 05 2007 Updated: Mar 05 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
XD and i suppose that leaves me to tend legolas' oak tree... 0.0 what? i was being serious! ...ok maybe not *giggles*
Date: Jul 03 2012
Sugarless Sweeties by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Lindir likes sweeties. Elrond likes sweeties. But Lindir, though he eats a tremendous lot of sweeties daily, always stays very slim. Pudgy Elrond asks him why and learns of Lindir’s lover, Erestor the clever sweetie cook.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1329 Read Count: 1224
Published: Mar 14 2007 Updated: Mar 14 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Sugarless Sweeties Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
OOOOOOO!!!!! that actualy makes you WANT to be around erestor, seeing how hes such a crabgrass!! 0.0 can he be my personal chef too?
Date: Jul 01 2012
Laaa! by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Erestor the scholar calls in Lindir the minstrel about the lyrics of a popular song.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 446 Read Count: 1821
Published: Mar 26 2007 Updated: Mar 26 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Laaa! Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
2 words... la la XD one question though, are the lyrics supposed to be in elvish? just cuz la la in english would mean ha ha, but only an elvish freak like me would know that lol
Date: Jun 29 2012
Please? by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Lindir the elfling spies a chocolate egg on his Uncle Erestor's desk and decides he wants it.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 424 Read Count: 1408
Published: Apr 09 2007 Updated: Apr 09 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Please? Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
i dont know whats more sweet, lindir telling erestor he loved him or that egg...mmmmm i want some chocolate now ^-^
Date: Jun 30 2012
Do Something! by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Elrond and Lindir are hungry, but there is no foood! A very silly fic. Read at own risk of losing brain cells.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 451 Read Count: 1497
Published: Apr 29 2007 Updated: Apr 29 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Do Something! Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
no matter what story lindir NEVER shuts up XD ...and dont worry a few lost brain cells wont matter, but now i want some caramel ;)
Date: Jun 27 2012