Penname: remilia scarlet [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 27/06/12
Membership status: Member
Bio:
what can i say other than im a girly nerd in love with archery and books XD and im maybe kinda sorta a teen so my writing is well crappy -_- just terrible -_- but thats just what i think, so ill let you guys decide ^-^ dont hate me if i destroy your brain or make your eyes blow up... also if your a crazy elf freak like i am thats a good thing THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE OF US!!!!!!
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Reviews by remilia scarlet
Summary: All you ever needed (but perhaps didn't want) to know about GRÍMA WORMTONGUE! This Guide has been said to be more reliable than a Palantír!

Voted best Humor/Parody at the Flame of Anor Awards 2006.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1796 Read Count: 5511
[Report This] Published: 06/12/04 Updated: 06/12/04
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 28/06/12 Title: Chapter 1: The Owner's Guide

LOL nice job you should do one for legolas (cuz i have no creative writing skills whatsoever XD) ...yeah *fangirl scream*

Summary: Have you ever wondered why Legolas and Gimli got into a drinking game? To settle the score at Helm's Deep of course!
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Legolas, Gimli
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1466 Read Count: 1198
[Report This] Published: 17/08/05 Updated: 17/08/05
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 02/07/12 Title: Chapter 1: The 43rd Orc and the 80th Mug

yaaaaaaaaay leggy won!!!!!!!! he's too pretty to lose anything!!!!!!!!! *fangirl scream*

A Dangerous Music by TrickSpine Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 5]
Summary: While Legolas and Aragorn seek their missing horse in a mysterious and ill-tempered forest, Legolas falls prey to a dangerous music. When they are ambushed, they both plummet into a reality characterized by grotesque miracles. Rated for Gore.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elrond, Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Horror
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1617 Read Count: 3329
[Report This] Published: 15/04/06 Updated: 15/04/06
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 19/07/12 Title: Chapter 1: The Song

needs more!!!!!!!! please finnish it 0.0

Summary: Estel is ill and Elrond fears the worst. Major angst warning.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond
Genres: Angst, Drama, General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 882 Read Count: 1288
[Report This] Published: 12/05/06 Updated: 12/05/06
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 02/07/12 Title: Chapter 1: The Hands of A Healer

awwww...poor little estel...and epic man tears from elrond XD

Hand in Marriage by gythia Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Galadriel/Celeborn het erotica, non-graphic. Set after the end of the War of the Ring.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1190 Read Count: 1557
[Report This] Published: 17/05/06 Updated: 17/05/06
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 28/06/12 Title: Chapter 1: Hand in Marriage

that...was...so beautiful 0.0 *tear* and almost sad *more tears* you are awesome for writing this!

Preposterous by Zhie Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Just another day in Valinor, and young Thranduil is looking for something to do.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Ecthelion, Galadriel, Thranduil
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: Elfling Chronicles, PPB-AU
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 800 Read Count: 1337
[Report This] Published: 18/06/06 Updated: 18/06/06
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 01/07/12 Title: Chapter 1: -complete story-

awww theyre all so cute ^-^ i love how in every story like this artanis makes thranduil the bad guy XD great story

Cold War by Sivan Rated: G [Reviews - 8]
Summary: It is not a regular war it is… snowball fight… with consequence…

Now Completed!
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel
Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Elrond & Estel
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3843 Read Count: 5274
[Report This] Published: 02/07/06 Updated: 04/06/07
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 27/06/12 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Daylight: Round one

very enjoyable :) you're a wonderful writer and i love your stories ^-^

What A Man Needs by Sivan Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Prince Legolas found himself in trouble when Aragorn came across the wine that his father loves the most.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1244 Read Count: 1049
[Report This] Published: 06/07/06 Updated: 06/07/06
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 03/07/12 Title: Chapter 1: 1/1

tee hee you go leggy!!!!!! (im an obsessed fangirl XD) keep the king out of the wine! 0.0

Summary:

Elladan goes on his first camping trip away from his family. His class mates tease him endlessly about the fact he is part human, but when do childish games become more than that? When does it go too far?


Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel
Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2263 Read Count: 1334
[Report This] Published: 07/09/06 Updated: 07/09/06
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 28/06/12 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter I

great tale ^-^ it certainly shows that even the mischievous twins are whimps sonetimes

We're Having a Heatwave by Zhie Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: It's too damned hot in Rivendell today.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: PPB-AU
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2017 Read Count: 1289
[Report This] Published: 22/09/06 Updated: 22/09/06
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 03/07/12 Title: Chapter 1: Complete Story

lol i bet galadriel made it rain ;) just a theory

Summary: Christmas in middle-earth. Title says it all!


Merry Christmas to all!

Warnings: I do mock all or most of the characters from LotR. (Especially Legolas) But don't worry. it's all in good fun. Extreme AU.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2125 Read Count: 3140
[Report This] Published: 23/12/06 Updated: 28/12/06
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 29/06/12 Title: Chapter 1: Rivendell

lego-my-ego lmao XD that was great i bet doing somthing with lothlórien would be extreamly funny, just cuz galadriel and celeborn are so dainty and having a messed up Christmas would change the whole perspective

I Hate Yule by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Glorfindel visits Erestor, who hates Yule. The pair bicker.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1247 Read Count: 1694
[Report This] Published: 07/01/07 Updated: 07/01/07
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 28/06/12 Title: Chapter 1: I Hate Yule

haha i bet erestor gave him a lump of dead orc...well that or a diamond necklace XD

Summary: Legolas found himself held by Estel in Imladris. But why Estel will do that? Will that affect their friendship?
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Horror, Mystery
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5609 Read Count: 6723
[Report This] Published: 08/01/07 Updated: 28/09/08
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 01/07/12 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

omg not poor leggy :C *fangirl scream* lego-my-ego how could estel do that to you?! its an awesome story so far

Secrets by Scribe Rated: G [Reviews - 14]
Summary: The Witch-King has a secret.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Witch King
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 166 Read Count: 1401
[Report This] Published: 21/01/07 Updated: 21/01/07
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 01/07/12 Title: Chapter 1: Secrets

XD XD XD that was great!!!!! *almost dies laughing* i think this story kills people more than pics of kagamine len in his punkish outfit *looks at a pic of len* look ill demonstrate *dies from a nosebleed caused by lens cuteness*

Elrond!Paperwork by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Elrond dislikes paperwork and so likes to avoid doing it. One day, his avoidance has nasty results.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Elrond
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1209 Read Count: 1159
[Report This] Published: 09/02/07 Updated: 09/02/07
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 27/06/12 Title: Chapter 1: Elrond!Paperwork

maybe manwë can get rid of homework...hmmmm... better yet turn earth into middle eart 0.0 did i go too far with that one?

Good Archer, The by Zhie Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: ~Rules of the Galadhrim~ Rule Number One: A good guardian never drops his weapon. Rule Number Two: See rule number one.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Celeborn, Elrond, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Haldir, Orophin
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: PPB-AU
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4967 Read Count: 4699
[Report This] Published: 10/02/07 Updated: 10/02/07
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 28/06/12 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

lol celebrian and elrond got told by galadriel XD but i guess thats beside the point...awesome story! going in my favorites for sure

The Graveyard by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Elflings Lindir and Melpomaen get caught playing in the graveyard of Imladris. A very cross Glorfindel delivers them to their uncle, Erestor.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Melpomaen
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1196 Read Count: 1220
[Report This] Published: 19/02/07 Updated: 19/02/07
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 02/07/12 Title: Chapter 1: The Graveyard

XD this is funny enough to kill people *dies from laughing*

Lindir!Short by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Drabble in which Lindir tells his Uncle Erestor that he is extremely self-conscious about his short height.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 1344
[Report This] Published: 05/03/07 Updated: 05/03/07
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 29/06/12 Title: Chapter 1: Lindir!Short

erestor cuddling, thats a new one XD thats was soooo kawaii desu!!!!!

Elrond!Diet by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Elrond has gained weight. Gil-galad raises the subject over supper.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Elrond, Gil-Galad
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 594 Read Count: 1808
[Report This] Published: 05/03/07 Updated: 05/03/07
Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 27/06/12 Title: Chapter 1: Elrond!Diet

lol if i were elrond i would have instantly stuck an arrow through his head XD but im a girl...never mention weight unless u want too ve severly hur

Reviewer: remilia scarlet Signed
Date: 27/06/12 Title: Chapter 1: Elrond!Diet

lol if i were elrond i would have instantly stuck an arrow through his head XD but thats just me...