Penname: Remuki Rules [Contact] Real name: Margalo Jones
Member Since: 04/06/13
Membership status: Member
Yo! An avid Lord of the Rings lover who stumbled upon this amazing site! I'm ready for some sword-swinging, Orc-kicking fun! Let's go!

To put it into words that most people may find easier to understand, I am a sixteen year old author with a particular love for Lord of the Rings. Most of my stories strive towards being on the humorous side. Hey, life's too short not to laugh! Which is why I like reviews letting me know if I made you laugh, so make sure to drop those if you don't mind! Please and thank you!

As for favorite characters, mine would go as follows:



Lord Elrond




Lady Galadriel





... and so on.

Just so you know, I am not a fan of slash. I wanted to make sure that I was clear on that point.

If I ever put romance in a story, it will be a very comedic romance.

Well, that is all of the good stuff! We cool? Awesome! Let's get this party started!

P.S. I take flames very well. How else do you think I roast my Lembas bread? I mean, that stuff tastes bad enough on its own!
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Reviews by Remuki Rules
Summary: In which Merry and Pippin test their pick-pocketing skills in order to satisfy Pippin's hunger. Written for Wind Rider's 100 Prompts Challenge #67: A Failed Attempt.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Boromir, Merry, Pippin
Genres: Friendship, General
Warnings: None
Challenges: 100 Prompts
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 796 Read Count: 361
[Report This] Published: 03/06/13 Updated: 03/06/13
Reviewer: Remuki Rules Signed
Date: 05/06/13 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is very good! Simple and descriptive without being complicated and boring. I would say you are doing an excellent job, my friend!

Summary: Thorin never realised how troublesome his nephews could be...
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Dwarf Fluff!
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 807 Read Count: 562
[Report This] Published: 04/06/13 Updated: 04/06/13
Reviewer: Remuki Rules Signed
Date: 05/06/13 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Too cute! Absolutly adore it! Fili and Kili are awesome!

Author's Response: Thank you so much for your very kind reviews! I greatly apppreciate all feedback - particularly when it's positive! :) I am so happy you like my stories! I am very much enjoying your story Boom Box Beat, and I look forward to your future updates! Thank you again, T.E. :)

Summary: …owyn witnesses the passing of her cousin Théodred.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Eowyn
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 793 Read Count: 351
[Report This] Published: 05/06/13 Updated: 05/06/13
Reviewer: Remuki Rules Signed
Date: 06/06/13 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow. Eowyn sounds dangerous at the end there. This was amazing! Very descriptive! I like it!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! :) I wanted to show her fiercer side that we see in the battle of the Pelennor Fields when she fights the Witch King to defend her Uncle. I've always really admired Eowyn and I do think they portrayed her as slightly too weepy in the films. But thank you so much for reviewing and I'm so happy you liked it! :)

Revelations by Aralinn Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: After the war, everyone believed that peace would come over the land, but all to soon a new threat arises and it will test everyones strength and have them look for hope in the most unlikely person, a person of myth and fabled legend.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Faramir, Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7354 Read Count: 667
[Report This] Published: 24/08/13 Updated: 19/09/13
Reviewer: Remuki Rules Signed
Date: 24/08/13 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

I am totally intrigued and ready for this! It sounds like an amazing story and I simply cannot wait for more! I have seen a few stories where they throw vampires into Middle-Earth, but I never wanted to read them. This one, however, surprised me and, I must say, I love the style! This is gonna be good! I cannot wait for more!

Author's Response: Thank you so much for your review! I am glad that you have found this story interesting and are wanting to continue reading it, it means so much to me as a writer! I hope to have a chapter up about every week, hopefully you won't have to wait long for the next one! Thanks again Aralinn

Divine Intervention by Aralinn Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Her life had been going great, she had her horse farm, she was happy. Then came that fateful night that changes everything. Everything she knows and loves is taken from her, and she is thrown into a world that is not her own, in a body that is not her own. She must overcome her past to alter the fate of those who will be closest to her. bad summary but please R&R!
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas, Merry, Pippin
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7870 Read Count: 636
[Report This] Published: 02/09/13 Updated: 22/09/13
Reviewer: Remuki Rules Signed
Date: 03/09/13 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow! I love it! It is a much more plausible and understandable way of putting a modern day girl into Middle Earth! I love the originality! It's different! I cannot wait for more!

Author's Response: Thanks for the review and I'm glad that you like it and find it original :) I hope you continue to like the upcoming chapters! Aralinn

Summary: Proving yourself to be just as triumphant and courageous as your sword-swinging, Orc-slaying mother is not as easy as it sounds. How can a brash young Elleth show the world what she is capable of? Say what? An extremely dangerous quest to destroy a powerful Ring is underway? Well, that could work. Just to be clear, there will be some Orc-kicking, right? (Summary does NOT suck.)
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Friendship, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 20387 Read Count: 533
[Report This] Published: 18/02/15 Updated: 21/02/15
Reviewer: Remuki Rules Signed
Date: 19/02/15 Title: Chapter 1: Introducing a Wolf

Wow, I like how this is starting off. A lengthy chapter with well-placed descriptions and a good introduction to the characters. About said characters, even though the 'dead parents' thing is typical, they seem quite intriuging! A very hilarious mixture and I just LOVE Elladan and Elrohir's roles! Hurray for Elrond's sons! Also, I love the style of writing how it feels like we are actually there and someone is pointing out what is going on instead of one person just reading about it. Fabulous! Keep up the good work!

Author's Response: Thank you! I appreciate the honest review! I do understand that no parents is kind of cliché, but hopefully I can make it work. And I was so upset at the absence of Elladan and Elrohir in the movie that I just had to give them a role! It is a new style of writing that I am trying then what I usually see and I'm glad you like it so far! I hope you enjoy the next chapter!