Reviews by Anais
Summary: Legolas and a childhood friend are paired on a scouting mission for Elrond before The Ring heads south. Will they ever admit to their mutual desire or drive each other crazy trying to deny their attraction? Het, OFC, solo, oral, NC17
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 38401 Read Count: 82841
Published: Oct 31 2004 Updated: Jan 08 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 6: A Woman's Logic Reviewer: Anais Signed
Lovely story. I must say I'm becoming a little addicted to it. Very well developed plot. The naiad is a charming touch and not cliché at all. Good job!

It was a little confusing in your early chapters because you mentioned that she was a nymph. I always thought nymphs were more land-based and naiads are obviously from the water.

That confusion aside, I love your story and really enjoyed reading it :)

Author's Response: Thank you, Anais! I sort of use "nymph" and "naiad" interchangeably. A "dryad" is a "wood nymph" (in Greek mythology). Sorry for the confusion!
Date: Nov 18 2004
Thranduil's Trial by Sivan, Adora Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 31]
Summary: Legolas was witness to his nana's death and was sent to Rivendell at his father's request, but was unaware of Legolas' secret.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel, Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 20921 Read Count: 18537
Published: Nov 19 2004 Updated: Feb 13 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 2 Reviewer: Anais Signed
A cliffhanger...very curious. I like the story and the idea. A few suggestions though might make it easier for others to read.

When you're announcing where the action takes place, you might want to put it in bold so that it wouldn't seem part of the story. So instead of "meanwhile in Imladris" you'd have meanwhile in Imladris.

Also Legolas was always considered to be older than Arwen and her brothers. You might want to keep that detail in mind :)

Author's Response: It's settled now... just used to FF... Thank you for your suggestion, I needed it. I'm glad you love it, there is more to go... Sivan
Date: Nov 24 2004
Summary: They live next door to Harry Potter. Glinda the Good Witch is just down the street. Jack, Will, and Elizabeth are a street over. Who are they? They're the Fellowship of the Ring, of course. Welcome to Fandom!
Categories: Crossovers, Other Movies Characters: Other
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13570 Read Count: 4619
Published: Nov 21 2004 Updated: Jan 11 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Welcome to Fandom Reviewer: Anais Signed
This is lovely. I know you said it wasn't very funny but I found myself smirking several times. Lovely! Very well written. Don Vito and Frodo's Mafia connections are a hysterical touch.

Absolutely must have more and on a regular basis at that!

Author's Response: Haha, I'll do my best!
Date: Nov 22 2004
Title: Chapter 2: In Fandom, We March On Reviewer: Anais Signed
CODE F.A.N. *slayed* me. I could literally see the Fellowship figures inflating and the bars coming down. Heeh!

I insist on seeing Vila Borcka here. Why are you denying me that charming girl's presence?

Author's Response: All right, all right, I'll bring Vila on over! And just so you know, I'm also going to make a Happy Medium website where I can post new chapters when I'm in a hurry (without having to go through QuickEdit Hell or log into a website, which my computer hates doing) -- I'll put a link on my ff.n profile when it's done.
Date: Jan 11 2005
Suedom by Andy and Saphie Rated: PG-13 half-star [Reviews - 32]
Summary: Middle-earth is in pieces; chaos reigns! Two girls, unwillingly trapped as Mary Sues and aided by Gimli and Eowyn, must find the thing that is causing Mary Sues and other badfics to become real in Middle-earth and stop it--all while avoiding the forces of Sauron, lovesick canons, and the Protectors of the Plot Continuum. Can they save Middle-earth or are they target practice?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Gimli, Merry, Original Character, Pippin
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 212274 Read Count: 36735
Published: Nov 21 2004 Updated: Apr 06 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Prologue Reviewer: Anais Signed
I remember this story...It got me writing some of my Sue parodies. I am so glad you guys are here. Yay!
Date: Dec 18 2004
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter One: Enter the Dragons Reviewer: Anais Signed
A free turkey baster, how exciting. Loving it. I should really re-read some of my old favourites more often. There were a few typos but I fixed them. Hope you don't mind.
Date: Dec 18 2004
Summary: Parodies of children's books
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Elrohir, Elladan
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Kink, AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 333 Read Count: 2680
Published: Nov 23 2004 Updated: Nov 23 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Hot and Sexy Elves Reviewer: Anais Signed
Adorable. I want to open the door next time, damnit!

Author's Response: Hey, always self insert! :D thanks for the review...:D - Bird

Author's Response: Hey, always self insert! :D thanks for the review...:D - Bird
Date: Nov 24 2004
Summary: Ohhh. HP/ LOTR. Craziness can and might ensue.(In fact it probably will.) Three girls get ready for their 6th year at Hogwarts, the Fellowship is there and Dumbledore is no help at all...
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Frodo
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14705 Read Count: 8041
Published: Nov 23 2004 Updated: Jan 04 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Hogwarts Train Reviewer: Anais Signed
Crossovers are very hard to write. Good luck! I hope this is going to turn out very well.

Also, you misspelled a few names in the story. I took the liberty of correcting them.

Author's Response: They are hard. Thanks. I actually have this all written out mostly, so updating will be a snap. Thanks for the corrections!
Date: Nov 24 2004
Summary: Eomer and Lothiriel's honeymoon. What do you do when plans go awry?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Lothiriel
Genres: Romance, Erotica, Humor
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6787 Read Count: 14401
Published: Nov 23 2004 Updated: Nov 28 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Plot? Witnesses? Porn? ;) Reviewer: Anais Signed
I really wanted to read your story because it sounds interesting but please put some paragraphs into your story; everything's all mushed together and it's very hard to read.
Date: Nov 24 2004
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Plot? Witnesses? Porn? ;) Reviewer: Anais Signed
Very well written! :) Cannot wait to read more.
Date: Nov 25 2004
Summary: What passed between the hobbits while Aragorn and Legolas search for the portage-way around the rapids of Sarn Gebir. A response to Marigold's Challenge 3.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Merry, Pippin, Sam, Frodo
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1837 Read Count: 1384
Published: Nov 23 2004 Updated: Nov 23 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Culinary Lesson Reviewer: Anais Signed
Lovely story and good understanding of your characters. I love Pippin in this and Merry's and Sam's dialogue is very true to character.
Date: Nov 24 2004
Rivendell Rednecks by elf pimp Rated: PG-13 star [Reviews - 32]
Summary: What happens when the elves are actually rednecks/elf-billies? Insanity of course!!! We would love to know what you think!! So do not hesitate to leave a comment...no flamers please...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7075 Read Count: 11533
Published: Nov 24 2004 Updated: Dec 25 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Gornie Reviewer: Anais Signed
"Wennie" and "Gornie". This is just like Gone with the Wind gone horribly wrong. Hysterical!
Date: Nov 24 2004
Title: Chapter 4: Hal' Reviewer: Anais Signed
*suffocates* Bubba Greenleaf? This is so wrong it's beyond good. Heee...

You know you're an elf when...killed me, especially the last one.

Author's Response: Kath and I are every grateful for your reviews! Just wait till the nocked arrow weddin' happens...;) - Bird
Date: Nov 24 2004
All About You by Camilla Rated: NC-17 starstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: It's all about Arwen, isn't it?
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Haldir
Genres: Romance, Erotica
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12172 Read Count: 10094
Published: Nov 25 2004 Updated: Nov 25 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Part I Reviewer: Anais Signed
An interesting notion, Arwen and Haldir having an affair while she lived in Lorien. I am curious to seewhere you'll take this. The tension in this chapter was palpable. Well done.

You might want to emphasize meeded words by making them bold instead of putting them in asterisks.

Author's Response: Hello, and thanks for reviewing. This story is the first in a series spanning seven. These are old works of mine, posted here on request by the mods, and won't be edited further. --Afraid you'll have to live without the bolds ;)
Date: Nov 25 2004
A Bedtime Story by Tammy Rated: G star [Reviews - 26]
Summary: A cute twist in the story when Legolas tells the 'LOTR' tale to Aragorn's children
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Boromir
Genres: General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 604 Read Count: 5276
Published: Nov 27 2004 Updated: Nov 27 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Bedtime Story Reviewer: Anais Signed
Surprising ending but sweet nonetheless.
There are a few very grammatical and spelling errors. Happens to all of us :) If those will be fixed, this story is not going to have much wrong with it.
Date: Nov 27 2004
Summary: A quiet picnic turns into something a little more exciting when spiders join the party. Legolas, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir. Complete.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Legolas, Elrohir, Elladan
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1492 Read Count: 1486
Published: Nov 27 2004 Updated: Nov 27 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The picnic Reviewer: Anais Signed
Well written. I like the portrayal of Legolas and Arwen. I always thought it made a lot of sense for those two to hook-up but then again, Tolkien had other ideas.
A very cute little ficlet. I assume that it's complete so I changed the setting for you to "yes" (before it said "no")
Date: Nov 27 2004
Summary: After walking the paths of the dead, Legolas hears the cry of the gulls for the first time, fulfilling the prophecy of Galadriel.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Elrohir, Elladan
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2237 Read Count: 1796
Published: Nov 27 2004 Updated: Nov 27 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Alas For The Wailing Of The Gulls Reviewer: Anais Signed
This was lovely. Beautiful imagery and good understanding of your subject. Good job!
Date: Nov 28 2004
by Rated: [Reviews - ]
Summary:
Categories: Orphan Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
Published: Dec 31 1969 Updated: Dec 31 1969 [Report This]
Title: None Reviewer: Anais Signed
Beautiful. I almost thought that you lifted it from Tolkien ;) Lovely, darling!

Author's Response: Why, thank you! Lovely welcome and I have returned your kindness by reviewing you also. xxx
Date: Nov 28 2004
Summary: Kate is traumatised by her past, but will she finally be able to lead a normal life and let go of her demons.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Character Death, AU (alternate universe), Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 27801 Read Count: 22050
Published: Dec 03 2004 Updated: Dec 09 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: I Just Want to Be Free Reviewer: Anais Signed
Why would her father be so vicious? Perhaps instead of describing the minutae of your protagonist's life, you could concentrate on what would make her father act like this?

Your spelling and grammar seem to be quite good with a few typos.
Date: Aug 04 2005
Summary: When Mary Sues invade and the characters stay in character.
Categories: Other Movies Characters: Will Turner, Captain Jack Sparrow
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2891 Read Count: 5024
Published: Dec 07 2004 Updated: Nov 29 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Elizabeth Included Reviewer: Anais Signed
Very amsuing. Great descriptions!
Date: Dec 11 2004
Title: Chapter 2: When Sues Attack Reviewer: Anais Signed
I wish all Sues would disappear as easily as they do in your story. Very cute. Now what's this about daddy?
Date: Dec 11 2004
by Rated: [Reviews - ]
Summary:
Categories: Orphan Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
Published: Dec 31 1969 Updated: Dec 31 1969 [Report This]
Title: None Reviewer: Anais Signed
You know, love, if all Sues were as well thought out as yours here, there'd be far fewer calls from me to you at 2 AM, howling about whom I'll mutilate.

Thank you for dedicating it to me, darling. I am actually a little speechless and am feeling remarkably loved. And it's a Mary Sue parody...My God, you really do know me very well!

You're absolutely lovely and the story is hysterical. More, more, more :)
Date: Dec 15 2004
Into M.E. by Varia Lectio Rated: PG-13 starstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: A fairly dim-witted, Legolas-lusting girl falls into Middle-earth for no particularly good reason. What will she when she lands in a rather hostile, very ugly, and most importantly, *Legolas-free* area of her favorite fantasy world? Mary Sue parody!
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Original Character, Other
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2152 Read Count: 1461
Published: Dec 14 2004 Updated: Dec 14 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Into M.E. Reviewer: Anais Signed
Bébé, let me tell you something quite honestly. Ready?

YOU ROCK!
Date: Dec 15 2004
Summary: Sequel to "Into M.E."! Taraieiel meets her destiny-- and the object of her fondest dreams-- but is he everything that she'd hoped for?
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Legolas, Original Character, Other
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Character Death, AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3522 Read Count: 1290
Published: Dec 14 2004 Updated: Dec 14 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: It's Leggy To The Rescue! Reviewer: Anais Signed
"Oh, baby, baby, how was I supposed to know? That something wasn't riiight!"

More, more and more. These stories give me my sanity back...
Date: Dec 15 2004
Dark Horse by Varia Lectio Rated: PG-13 star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: "Some years ago the Lord of the Black Land wished to purchase horses of us at great price, but we refused him, for he puts beasts to evil use. Then he sent plundering Orcs, and they carry off what they can, choosing always the black horses..." ~Eomer of Rohan. A story about the steed of the Witch-King, and how he came to be free.  
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Witch King, Frodo
Genres: Drama, Horror, Angst, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death, Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1560 Read Count: 5327
Published: Dec 14 2004 Updated: Dec 14 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Dark Horse Reviewer: Anais Signed
I am becoming one of your fangirls, aren't I? Mon Dieu, how embarassing.

Start nominating your stories for awards. They are worth it...
Date: Dec 15 2004