Penname: Anais [Contact] Real name: Anaïs
Member Since: 02/07/04
Membership status: Member
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“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?”


from Alice In Wonderland


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Just You and I - Between Friends by Nephthys Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 20]
Summary: Legolas and a childhood friend are paired on a scouting mission for Elrond before The Ring heads south. Will they ever admit to their mutual desire or drive each other crazy trying to deny their attraction? Het, OFC, solo, oral, NC17
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 38401 Read Count: 41061
[Report This] Published: 01/11/04 Updated: 08/01/05
Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 18/11/04 Title: Chapter 6: A Woman's Logic

Lovely story. I must say I'm becoming a little addicted to it. Very well developed plot. The naiad is a charming touch and not cliché at all. Good job!

It was a little confusing in your early chapters because you mentioned that she was a nymph. I always thought nymphs were more land-based and naiads are obviously from the water.

That confusion aside, I love your story and really enjoyed reading it :)

Author's Response: Thank you, Anais! I sort of use "nymph" and "naiad" interchangeably. A "dryad" is a "wood nymph" (in Greek mythology). Sorry for the confusion!

Thranduil's Trial by Sivan Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 31]
Summary: Legolas was witness to his nana's death and was sent to Rivendell at his father's request, but was unaware of Legolas' secret.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel, Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 20921 Read Count: 13982
[Report This] Published: 19/11/04 Updated: 13/02/08
Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 25/11/04 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 2

A cliffhanger...very curious. I like the story and the idea. A few suggestions though might make it easier for others to read.

When you're announcing where the action takes place, you might want to put it in bold so that it wouldn't seem part of the story. So instead of "meanwhile in Imladris" you'd have meanwhile in Imladris.

Also Legolas was always considered to be older than Arwen and her brothers. You might want to keep that detail in mind :)

Author's Response: It's settled now... just used to FF... Thank you for your suggestion, I needed it. I'm glad you love it, there is more to go... Sivan

Life In Fandom by SwordSwallower17 Rated: PG [Reviews - 11]
Summary: They live next door to Harry Potter. Glinda the Good Witch is just down the street. Jack, Will, and Elizabeth are a street over. Who are they? They're the Fellowship of the Ring, of course. Welcome to Fandom!
Categories: Crossovers, Other Movies
Characters: Other
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13570 Read Count: 3596
[Report This] Published: 21/11/04 Updated: 11/01/05
Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 22/11/04 Title: Chapter 1: Welcome to Fandom

This is lovely. I know you said it wasn't very funny but I found myself smirking several times. Lovely! Very well written. Don Vito and Frodo's Mafia connections are a hysterical touch.

Absolutely must have more and on a regular basis at that!

Author's Response: Haha, I'll do my best!

Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 11/01/05 Title: Chapter 2: In Fandom, We March On

CODE F.A.N. *slayed* me. I could literally see the Fellowship figures inflating and the bars coming down. Heeh!

I insist on seeing Vila Borcka here. Why are you denying me that charming girl's presence?

Author's Response: All right, all right, I'll bring Vila on over! And just so you know, I'm also going to make a Happy Medium website where I can post new chapters when I'm in a hurry (without having to go through QuickEdit Hell or log into a website, which my computer hates doing) -- I'll put a link on my ff.n profile when it's done.

Suedom by Andy and Saphie Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 22]
Summary: Middle-earth is in pieces; chaos reigns! Two girls, unwillingly trapped as Mary Sues and aided by Gimli and Eowyn, must find the thing that is causing Mary Sues and other badfics to become real in Middle-earth and stop it--all while avoiding the forces of Sauron, lovesick canons, and the Protectors of the Plot Continuum. Can they save Middle-earth or are they target practice?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Gimli, Merry, Original Character, Pippin
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 212274 Read Count: 26951
[Report This] Published: 22/11/04 Updated: 06/04/06
Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 18/12/04 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

I remember this story...It got me writing some of my Sue parodies. I am so glad you guys are here. Yay!

Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 18/12/04 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter One: Enter the Dragons

A free turkey baster, how exciting. Loving it. I should really re-read some of my old favourites more often. There were a few typos but I fixed them. Hope you don't mind.

LOTR Children's Stories by elf pimp Rated: R [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Parodies of children's books
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas, Elrohir, Elladan
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Kink, AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 333 Read Count: 2223
[Report This] Published: 23/11/04 Updated: 23/11/04
Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 25/11/04 Title: Chapter 1: Hot and Sexy Elves

Adorable. I want to open the door next time, damnit!

Author's Response: Hey, always self insert! :D thanks for the review...:D - Bird

Author's Response: Hey, always self insert! :D thanks for the review...:D - Bird

The Era of Stupidity by Elven Drumsticks Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Ohhh. HP/ LOTR. Craziness can and might ensue.(In fact it probably will.) Three girls get ready for their 6th year at Hogwarts, the Fellowship is there and Dumbledore is no help at all...
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Frodo
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14705 Read Count: 6497
[Report This] Published: 23/11/04 Updated: 04/01/05
Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 25/11/04 Title: Chapter 1: Hogwarts Train

Crossovers are very hard to write. Good luck! I hope this is going to turn out very well.

Also, you misspelled a few names in the story. I took the liberty of correcting them.

Author's Response: They are hard. Thanks. I actually have this all written out mostly, so updating will be a snap. Thanks for the corrections!

By Previous Arrangement by katakanadian Rated: R [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Eomer and Lothiriel's honeymoon. What do you do when plans go awry?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Lothiriel
Genres: Romance, Erotica, Humor
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6787 Read Count: 10612
[Report This] Published: 23/11/04 Updated: 29/11/04
Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 25/11/04 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Plot? Witnesses? Porn? ;)

I really wanted to read your story because it sounds interesting but please put some paragraphs into your story; everything's all mushed together and it's very hard to read.

Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 25/11/04 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Plot? Witnesses? Porn? ;)

Very well written! :) Cannot wait to read more.

The Culinary Lesson by auntiemeesh Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: What passed between the hobbits while Aragorn and Legolas search for the portage-way around the rapids of Sarn Gebir. A response to Marigold's Challenge 3.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Merry, Pippin, Sam, Frodo
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1837 Read Count: 1076
[Report This] Published: 24/11/04 Updated: 24/11/04
Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 25/11/04 Title: Chapter 1: The Culinary Lesson

Lovely story and good understanding of your characters. I love Pippin in this and Merry's and Sam's dialogue is very true to character.

Rivendell Rednecks by elf pimp Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 31]
Summary: What happens when the elves are actually rednecks/elf-billies? Insanity of course!!! We would love to know what you think!! So do not hesitate to leave a comment...no flamers please...
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7075 Read Count: 8064
[Report This] Published: 24/11/04 Updated: 25/12/04
Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 25/11/04 Title: Chapter 2: Gornie

"Wennie" and "Gornie". This is just like Gone with the Wind gone horribly wrong. Hysterical!

Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 25/11/04 Title: Chapter 4: Hal'

*suffocates* Bubba Greenleaf? This is so wrong it's beyond good. Heee...

You know you're an elf when...killed me, especially the last one.

Author's Response: Kath and I are every grateful for your reviews! Just wait till the nocked arrow weddin' happens...;) - Bird

All About You by Camilla Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: It's all about Arwen, isn't it?
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Haldir
Genres: Romance, Erotica
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12172 Read Count: 7883
[Report This] Published: 25/11/04 Updated: 25/11/04
Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 25/11/04 Title: Chapter 1: Part I

An interesting notion, Arwen and Haldir having an affair while she lived in Lorien. I am curious to seewhere you'll take this. The tension in this chapter was palpable. Well done.

You might want to emphasize meeded words by making them bold instead of putting them in asterisks.

Author's Response: Hello, and thanks for reviewing. This story is the first in a series spanning seven. These are old works of mine, posted here on request by the mods, and won't be edited further. --Afraid you'll have to live without the bolds ;)

A Bedtime Story by Tammy Rated: G [Reviews - 23]
Summary: A cute twist in the story when Legolas tells the 'LOTR' tale to Aragorn's children
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Boromir
Genres: General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 604 Read Count: 4231
[Report This] Published: 27/11/04 Updated: 27/11/04
Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 28/11/04 Title: Chapter 1: A Bedtime Story

Surprising ending but sweet nonetheless.
There are a few very grammatical and spelling errors. Happens to all of us :) If those will be fixed, this story is not going to have much wrong with it.

The picnic by Jay of Lasgalen Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A quiet picnic turns into something a little more exciting when spiders join the party. Legolas, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir. Complete.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Arwen, Legolas, Elrohir, Elladan
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1492 Read Count: 1158
[Report This] Published: 28/11/04 Updated: 28/11/04
Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 28/11/04 Title: Chapter 1: The picnic

Well written. I like the portrayal of Legolas and Arwen. I always thought it made a lot of sense for those two to hook-up but then again, Tolkien had other ideas.
A very cute little ficlet. I assume that it's complete so I changed the setting for you to "yes" (before it said "no")

Alas For The Wailing Of The Gulls by Jay of Lasgalen Rated: PG [Reviews - 6]
Summary: After walking the paths of the dead, Legolas hears the cry of the gulls for the first time, fulfilling the prophecy of Galadriel.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Elrohir, Elladan
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2237 Read Count: 1420
[Report This] Published: 28/11/04 Updated: 28/11/04
Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 29/11/04 Title: Chapter 1: Alas For The Wailing Of The Gulls

This was lovely. Beautiful imagery and good understanding of your subject. Good job!

by Rated: [Reviews - ]
Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
[Report This] Published: 01/01/70 Updated: 01/01/70
Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 29/11/04 Title: None

Beautiful. I almost thought that you lifted it from Tolkien ;) Lovely, darling!

Author's Response: Why, thank you! Lovely welcome and I have returned your kindness by reviewing you also. xxx

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Haunting Past by Jaded_Flutterby Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 12]
Summary: Kate is traumatised by her past, but will she finally be able to lead a normal life and let go of her demons.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Character Death, AU (alternate universe), Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 27801 Read Count: 17721
[Report This] Published: 03/12/04 Updated: 09/12/04
Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 04/08/05 Title: Chapter 1: I Just Want to Be Free

Why would her father be so vicious? Perhaps instead of describing the minutae of your protagonist's life, you could concentrate on what would make her father act like this?

Your spelling and grammar seem to be quite good with a few typos.

Canon Strikes Back by Pirate Angel Rated: PG [Reviews - 7]
Summary: When Mary Sues invade and the characters stay in character.
Categories: Other Movies
Characters: Will Turner, Captain Jack Sparrow
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2891 Read Count: 3801
[Report This] Published: 07/12/04 Updated: 30/11/05
Reviewer: Anais Signed
Date: 12/12/04 Title: Chapter 1: Elizabeth Included

Very amsuing. Great descriptions!