*smirks* Well, i'm truthfully not fond of slash, but . . .*starts guffawing and rolling on the floor, pounding the carpet and gripping my stomach*
Gosh, that was hilarious! And very much how a child would think. And a very canonical way to handle it. Great job!
Author's Response: Was it slash? *shrugs* I have no idea. It's a take-it-how-you-like-it sort of tale, I guess. After all, seems to me like Eldarion never did get a straight answer out of them, did he...? ;) Thankee very much!