Penname: Gondors TRUE queen [Contact] Real name: Kay
Member Since: 08/08/05
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Hey everyone! My name's Kay, I am fifteen years old, and I am OBSESSED with lotr. (My friends and family would probably tell you my obsession's a little scary). -_^ I like the books, but I love the movies.Fanfiction rocks. Please read my stories and review! Thanks! My favorite characters are Aragorn and Faramir.
"Shall I describe it to you...or would you like me to find you a box?" -Legolas
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Summary: While in Bree, the hobbits meet up with Aragorn (Strider). He is to lead them to Rivendell on request of Gandalf. But strange things start happening after Aragorn takes a bite of an apple of his while in Bree. He later reveals to the hobbits a secret about these apples, but what no one, not even he, realizes is that these apples are from ordinary......so they are UNordinary............which makes them EXTRAordinary.................yeah, you get it............
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Sauron, Saruman, Bilbo, Gollum, Boromir, Celeborn, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Haldir, Original Character, Other, Butterbur, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Witch King, Balrog
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22675 Read Count: 15018
[Report This] Published: 08/08/05 Updated: 29/01/06
Reviewer: Gondors TRUE queen Signed
Date: 16/08/05 Title: Chapter 1: In the Inn

well, look at that. you have a review! and from me of all people! lol. it's good. i like it. and this is not the author. it's her friend. yea...keep writing!

Author's Response: I would like to note that that review was from my good friend Savannah. She was at my house, I logged on to the site, and she wanted to read my story. Then she reviewed for it. Thank you, Savannah!

Summary: I think the title is self explanatory
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 696 Read Count: 4855
[Report This] Published: 18/08/05 Updated: 18/08/05
Reviewer: Gondors TRUE queen Signed
Date: 18/08/05 Title: Chapter 1: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron

That was pretty good! I also agree with what you said about Hilary Duff in the 54th way. Very funny things you came up with.

Summary: Various LotR parodies.
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Other
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6822 Read Count: 14187
[Report This] Published: 24/11/05 Updated: 10/04/06
Reviewer: Gondors TRUE queen Signed
Date: 23/01/06 Title: Chapter 1: Annoying Questions

Those questions are good! I like how they're the perfect things that would touch those characters' nerves specifically. They all have good reactions too! I like it!

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Date: 23/01/06 Title: Chapter 2: Fellowship of the Ring: Talk Show

Funny!

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Date: 23/01/06 Title: Chapter 3: Talk Show - Part 2!

I thought this went well enough. If anything it's a bit short, but I still think it's good!

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Date: 23/01/06 Title: Chapter 4: Cooking in Hobbits' Kitchen: Part 1.

Hurray! *claps hands* Poor Sam.

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Date: 23/01/06 Title: Chapter 5: Cooking in Hobbit's Kitchen: Part 2.

Haven't lost your touch!

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Date: 23/01/06 Title: Chapter 6: Elf-Extreme Makeover: Part 1

Should be very interesting... I wish I knew the Veggie Tales song, but I can't say that I do. *sigh*

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Date: 23/01/06 Title: Chapter 7: Elf-Extreme Makeover: Part 2

...I like Hot Topic. So what DOES GAP of Rohan stand for...? lol. Still funny!

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Date: 23/01/06 Title: Chapter 8: Elf-Extreme Makeover: Part 3

omg Saruman! AHAHA! *laughs maniacally*

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Date: 23/01/06 Title: Chapter 9: Do's and Don't's

...um, uh oh...you could kind of maybe say I'M an Aragorn fangirl... I mean, my friends would tell you I'm obsessed, but...damn it!

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Date: 23/01/06 Title: Chapter 10: Harry Potter and the Ring of Doom

omg that was hilarious! *is still laughing*

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Date: 23/01/06 Title: Chapter 11: Star Wars Episode 3 1/2: The Revenge of the Ring (Part 1)

Count Dooku=extremely short hair Saruman=extremely long hair ... *laughs even more maniacally*

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Date: 23/01/06 Title: Middle Earth on TV!

The Bambi Eyes! Where was Pippin?

Reviewer: Gondors TRUE queen Signed
Date: 23/01/06 Title: Middle Earth on TV!

I think there should be a part where her and Arwen get in a fight. Tee hee hee...that would be funny. Love it, love it, love it!

Author's Response: Thank you, thank you *bows* Anyway, the rest of Once Upon A Time is continued in a seperate story. Thanks for all these wonderful reviews!

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Date: 06/02/06 Title: Chapter 14: Episode One - Superelf, a.k.a. You-Know-Who-The-Blonde-Guy-Who-Looks-Like-Orlando-Bloom

Superelf...that's so awesome! Legolas should wear his underwear on the outside and a cape with Thranduil's face on it. lol. omg, you should make a win a date with a celebrity show and have legolas be on it as superelf. that'd be sweet! I love the idea of Legolas as a superhero; that's so cool!