Penname: Jess Dockens [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 09/09/05
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Hi, my name is Jess and "that's all you'll ever need know". I can vaguely trace that line back to a movie, but I don't know which one. It fits, though.
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Reviews by Jess Dockens
Summary: Elrond lectures on why there is Nine and the real Non-Tenth Fellowship Member gets no love.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 852 Read Count: 1688
[Report This] Published: 24/02/05 Updated: 24/02/05
Reviewer: Jess Dockens Signed
Date: 29/12/05 Title: Chapter 1: (Aka Elrond Rants About Symmetry, An OFUM Class)

That was awesome! Very funny :) And it reminded me of my Latin class.

Summary: Frodo has never been the type of person to open up much. But now he's leaving on his quest and must make a decision- will he tell Adela how he feels or leave and try to forget? Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, blah blah blah, the usual stuff.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Drama, Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1906 Read Count: 3491
[Report This] Published: 29/10/05 Updated: 06/11/05
Reviewer: Jess Dockens Signed
Date: 28/12/05 Title: Chapter 4: The End Comes Pretty Quick

I'm so annoyingly dramatic sometimes.

Mary Sues by Snowflake Rated: G Round robin [Reviews - 11]
Summary: The top five ways to torture a Mary Sue. Do enjoy!!
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: General
Warnings: Torture
Series: Ways To Torture...
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 610 Read Count: 7048
[Report This] Published: 20/02/07 Updated: 17/05/08
Reviewer: Jess Dockens Signed
Date: 27/04/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I like this page the best! Doesn't there ALWAYS seem to be an unhappy childhood lurking in the background?

Author's Response: How true. MARY SUES SUCK!!!!!!!!

Summary: I think the title is self explanatory.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 511 Read Count: 3419
[Report This] Published: 28/02/07 Updated: 04/04/07
Reviewer: Jess Dockens Signed
Date: 27/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Office Game

Hehe, these are funny. May I suggest that you babble incoherently AS a manager (or impersonating one, if necessary.) Then, your managee will be scared that they'll get in trouble if they don't remember what you said.

Author's Response: Glad you liked them. Thanks for the review. I\'ll add this as a round robin.