Penname: Kaldaka [Contact] Real name: Elisabeth
Member Since: 28/09/05
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Kaldaka Ventash'ma Dunadain, scribe of the fourth age, a pure Dunadain ranger.
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Rivendell Rednecks by elf pimp Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 31]
Summary: What happens when the elves are actually rednecks/elf-billies? Insanity of course!!! We would love to know what you think!! So do not hesitate to leave a comment...no flamers please...
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7075 Read Count: 9271
[Report This] Published: 24/11/04 Updated: 25/12/04
Reviewer: Kaldaka Signed
Date: 10/10/05 Title: Chapter 10: Grandpappy Celeborn

You had me cracking up the entire time! You should write another story like this one, it was hilarious. And the theme song had me crying with laughter. That the father of the baby was grandpappy Celeborn! HA! And the beginning things too. Beyond hilarious!

Aragorn's Secret Weapon by Sivan Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Aragorn has a plan on how he will finally beat Legolas. But will Legolas find out? And if he does, what he will do?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, General, Horror
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Extreme/taboo Fetish, Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 32664 Read Count: 26744
[Report This] Published: 19/03/05 Updated: 05/11/08
Reviewer: Kaldaka Signed
Date: 28/09/05 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 9C

But that's all there is so far! you better hurry and write the rest of it, or else... *shakes big stick* hehehehe *evil laugh*

Author's Response: Chapter 17 is added... I\'m glad that you love it so far, i believe in 2 chapters i will be in the next part... lol... or should i cough *** evil grin *** Sivan Shemesh

By the Sea by Kokki Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 25]
Summary: Éomer & Lothíriel — A bittersweet look at Éomer and Lothíriel's relationship and how it blossomed into the greatest love of all time. The wedding night can be extremely awkward, particularly if your marriage was arranged for a political alliance.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Lothiriel
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 73101 Read Count: 24975
[Report This] Published: 21/05/05 Updated: 23/02/06
Reviewer: Kaldaka Signed
Date: 03/10/05 Title: Chapter 13: Ghost of Meduseld

Kokki! Hurry up and write more more more more more! Argghh! I need more!