Reviews by sylc
Summary: Celeborn is tired of the duties and responsibilities, and takes a day off from them. Haldir on the other hand has feelings he has been hiding for a very long time.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Celeborn, Haldir
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3323 Read Count: 4214
Published: Oct 09 2004 Updated: Oct 09 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Pleasurable Diversion Reviewer: sylc Signed
What a sensual, delightful read. I especially enjoyed the discourse and build up of tension; Celeborn's interrogation, so to speak, of Haldir. Thank you for an enjoyable read.
Date: Dec 22 2009
Summary: Saruman breeds a new race of dark creatures.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other, Saruman
Genres: Horror
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), Extreme/taboo Fetish
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 920 Read Count: 1778
Published: Oct 09 2004 Updated: Oct 09 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Treason of Isengard Reviewer: sylc Signed
Oh, I LIKE it! The mental images are tangible and hideous, especially the grosteque visual of the parasitic young feeding upon the rotting flesh of their "mothers". That I will remember. Great work; I really enjoyed reading this. Thank you for the read.
Date: Jan 07 2010
Summary: A ban of thieves ends up in the Fellowships path and they find it would take to long to go around. So Aragorn convinces Legolas to make a distraction so the rest of the group can go around, but the distraction isn’t what the rest of the fellowship thought it would be. (OOC Legolas)
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Other, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1307 Read Count: 4365
Published: Oct 10 2004 Updated: Oct 10 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Strange Diversion Reviewer: sylc Signed
Eee! I did so enjoy this story. It's just so damn cheeky! Thanks for putting a big grin on my face.
Date: Dec 22 2009
Summary: Aragorn is having trouble flirting with Elf-women. Legolas offers to help him by pretending to be a lady and giving Aragorn practice. The consequences are unexpected.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1437 Read Count: 3183
Published: Oct 10 2004 Updated: Oct 10 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A-Wooing He Did Go Reviewer: Susan Signed
Oh, I did enjoy this fic. Deft and very humorous. Thank you for sharing it.
Date: Apr 30 2007
Title: Chapter 1: A-Wooing He Did Go Reviewer: sylc Signed
Oh, I adored this deftly written little gem. The interaction between Aragorn and Legolas is a pleasure to read. Thank you for a very enjoyable read.
Date: Dec 23 2009
Asking Price by OrchydConstyne Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: When offered anything he desires in return for his signature on a treaty, Thranduil names Celeborn his price.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Celeborn, Thranduil
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5160 Read Count: 2814
Published: Oct 14 2004 Updated: Oct 14 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Asking Price Reviewer: sylc Signed
Oh, that was wonderful. Just amazingly written; the handling and building of the tension was perfect. This is the sort of story that I crave to read in the erotic genre; it makes the genre worth reading. Thank you and Anestel for a wonderful read.
Date: Dec 24 2009
Summary: Fair shall the end be, though long and hard shall be the
road.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Feanor, Namo / Mandos
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex, Kink, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5296 Read Count: 10161
Published: Oct 14 2004 Updated: Oct 14 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Fair Shall the End Be Reviewer: sylc Signed
I am so, so happy that I found this story. It's just a gem. It's beautifully written, amazingly erotic, and just... wow. I hung on every word. The reading really added to the joy of my Christmas day. Thank you.
Date: Dec 24 2009
Summary: A year after an amorous indiscretion, Erestor and Melpomaen deal with the consequences of their actions in a very physical way.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Erestor, Other
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 699 Read Count: 1605
Published: Oct 14 2004 Updated: Oct 14 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Labor of Love Reviewer: Susan Signed
*chokes on laughter* I loved it! :D
Date: Apr 04 2006
Summary: The Truly Pervy Adventures of TELEPORNO and his trusty sidekick Elr...erm...ORGASMO! A silly fic...what happens when two elf lords are kicked out by their wives? PLS REVIEW...:D This was written for the Little Balrog Yahoo Group SEX* Challenge. *Silver-haired Elf X-tasy...because those silver Haired elves whose names start with Cel just don't get laid enough...!!!!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Elrond, Celeborn, Glorfindel, Haldir, Erestor
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10516 Read Count: 20540
Published: Nov 18 2004 Updated: Nov 19 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 5: Sherlock Haldir and the Case of the Missing Comic Reviewer: Susan Signed
I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying... this is fantastic!
Date: Apr 18 2006
Title: Chapter 8: Things get ridiculously silly Reviewer: Susan Signed
*explodes with laughter*
Date: Apr 18 2006
Title: Chapter 12: Venom Dick VS Teleporno and Orgasmo, and the END Reviewer: Susan Signed
*splutters* I think I'm gonna split a rib from laughter as well. Thanks for this fan fiction. *applauds* One of the best that I've ever read. \(^________^)/ I love it!
Date: Apr 18 2006
Summary: If Tolkien wasn't rolling over in his grave before, he is now...
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1414 Read Count: 1649
Published: Jan 12 2005 Updated: Jan 12 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Mark of a... Warrior? Reviewer: Susan Signed
*laughs* I really enjoyed this fic. You have a beautiful, deft, and subtle writing style to which my adore-a-skim-read eyes need a little time to adjust, but I'm very happy I persevered. (^_^) Thank you very much for posting up this cheeky fic. Very very entertaining!

Author's Response: *bows* Thank you! Yeah, I probably wouldn\'t be terribly skimable - I don\'t read very fast myself and tend to savor each word - both while reading and writing. But I am pleased I caught you with this one. It was as much of a delight to write, believe me. :D
Date: May 03 2006
Polychromatic by Tinker Bell Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Sometimes we're colorblind. Sometimes we're blinded by color.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Original Character, Other
Genres: Romance, Angst, Erotica
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9283 Read Count: 3630
Published: Feb 08 2005 Updated: Feb 08 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Grey Reviewer: Susan Signed
Oh, I love your way with language: your style is deft and concise and perceptive and beautiful all at the same time. I really enjoyed this chapter: the monochromatic colours just... wow, so good; they illustrated Golradir's disinterest so well. Poor Lindir. Thanks, Tinker Bell. :)
Date: Apr 05 2007
Summary: Legolas has a rather unique encounter at the bathing pond. SpongeBob x Legolas
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2209 Read Count: 2589
Published: Feb 23 2005 Updated: Feb 23 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: And Now For Something Completely Different Reviewer: sylc Signed
Oh. My gosh. I love this story so much - one of the best and the funniest I have ever read. Thank you so much for making me laugh so hard.
Date: Nov 07 2008
Elf One by Enismirdal Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: *thinks one up quickly* Erestor is a cool, efficient professional. However, his latest assignments seem to be turning out more complicated than planned. Lighthearted fic for a change.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1644 Read Count: 1667
Published: Mar 01 2005 Updated: Mar 01 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: 1 Reviewer: sylc Signed
Oh, I enjoyed reading this story, Eni, especially the fight scene at the end, which was graceful. Have you written other fight scenes? I'd like to check them out if so. I also really like the cool interaction between Erestor and Elf One. Thanks for an enjoyable read.

Author's Response: Heh, thanks. I need to finish this fic! It's on my to-do list, just...rather far down the list.

Glad you enjoyed the fight scene. I like writing fight scenes now and again. As an occasional martial artist, I have various ideas of what elements I want in a fight scene so I try and write to fulfil that. You know what? I really cannot remember which of my fics contain fight scenes. Skimming through them now, I'm not sure there are any others that are posted. I think some of my WIPs do... After writing unfinished fics for years, I feel like I've written loads, but I guess most of them never make it to the posting stage!

Thanks for your review, and reminding me this ficcy exists! I'm glad you enjoyed it and I'm glad you like Erestor and Elf One antagonising one another. :)
Date: Sep 08 2009
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Categories: Orphan Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
Published: Dec 31 1969 Updated: Dec 31 1969 [Report This]
Title: None Reviewer: Susan Signed
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Date: Apr 03 2007
Summary: The title is somewhat self explanetery we feel, fildigo and clamgee do realise this is a song , not a story and also has Harry Potter slightly mixed up in it but we don't care.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Frodo, Merry, Other, Pippin, Sam, Saruman
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 482 Read Count: 1349
Published: Aug 18 2005 Updated: Aug 18 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Hobbit's song Reviewer: Susan Signed
I love the ANDURILLL. Nice one. Thanks for posting and making me giggle out loud. :)
Date: Apr 05 2007
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Categories: Orphan Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
Published: Dec 31 1969 Updated: Dec 31 1969 [Report This]
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Date: Apr 05 2007
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Categories: Orphan Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
Published: Dec 31 1969 Updated: Dec 31 1969 [Report This]
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Date: Apr 03 2007
A Fitting Revenge by Rei hime Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Tired of the antics of slash writers, Lindir decides to turn the tables.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Other
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), MPREG (male pregnancy)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1921 Read Count: 4008
Published: Sep 26 2005 Updated: Sep 26 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Fitting Revenge Reviewer: sylc Signed
What a cheeky story! I must say I do approve of the idea of characters turning the tables on fanfiction writers by writing humiliating things about them in turn. Thank you for an enjoyable read.
Date: Dec 22 2009
Summary: The Super Duper Gay Elves make over (and out with) Middle-earth's clueless mortal men. "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" meets "Lord of the Rings"!
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Elrohir, Elrond, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gríma, Haldir, Legolas, Théoden
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5028 Read Count: 4207
Published: Nov 07 2005 Updated: Oct 26 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Episode 1 Reviewer: Susan Signed
Hilarious! Wonderful work! Thanks for posting!
Date: Apr 09 2006
Title: Chapter 2: Episode 2 Reviewer: sylc Signed
Oh, the lovely wonderful oh-I'm-so-happy-I-checked-for-it chapter is already over??? Oh, gosh, you've made me laugh so hard that I am dizzy. Please, please, please do write more. I love this story so much. Thanks hugely for making me laugh so hard (bring on the dizziness!). You rock!
Date: Nov 07 2008
Blind by Zhie Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 30]
Summary: Alternate Universe. COMPLETE. Erestor, a warrior of the second age, comes to Imladris to heal. When rumors circulate that he and Glorfindel are lovers, the pair play along with the lie. Glorfindel/Erestor; Elrond/Celebrian/Legolas (Written by request for Cally) This story contains a bit of het, but the main pairing is m/m.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Orophin, Other
Genres: Romance, Angst, Erotica, Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), Graphic Sex, AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44926 Read Count: 56513
Published: Nov 29 2005 Updated: Nov 29 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter Five Reviewer: Susan Signed
"Lap, lap, lap, BITE"

*falls over laughing* Oh, that's a wonderful mental image. XDXDXD Totally cracked me up.
Date: Nov 29 2006
Summary: Perky, but rather airy-headed, Emily loves LotR, everything about it, especially the good-looking actors. So when the ghost of Mr. Tolkien, angry because she is messing up her story by her Mary Sues, sends her to Middle-Earth to see what it is REALLY like, Emily is fascinated. The Fellowship: even better. But innocent Emily is unaware what Middle-Earth is really like, despite her daydreams. Despite her Mary Sues, her imagination, her fanfiction, her life. Meanwhile, squabbling twins Alan and Alanna also happen to land not so far away from the (doomed) Fellowship, where Alanna is the history professor and Alan, the annoying jerk. Two Ringer girls' and one unwilling brother's lives are about to flip inside out.... And one will discover that actors aren't all.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Celeborn, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Fantasy, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5515 Read Count: 4835
Published: Dec 27 2005 Updated: Apr 09 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - Ohmigosh, It's Leggy! Reviewer: Susan Signed
'HER OWN LEGGY!' Am envious! Susan wants a Leggy too!

Author's Response: *darkly* Well, you\'ll have to battle Emily here. And she\'s not pretty when she\'s ugly. (Ok, that was pretty obvious. Not pretty when she\'s ugly. So -- Um, never mind. Please ignore the last - (counts) nineteen words.) :D Thanks for reading!
Date: Apr 09 2006
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - Woes of Swordfighting Reviewer: Susan Signed
*giggles* This is fun! Hey, which of the fellowship members has to lug her along when she swoons? Or do they draw straws?

Author's Response: Hmmm... You just gave me an inspiration... Straws, although Gandalf likes to use magic to make Legolas\' straw the shortest. Legolas hasn\'t noticed it yet. Poor Greenleaf.
Date: Apr 09 2006