Reviews by sylc
Summary: Celeborn is tired of the duties and responsibilities, and takes a day off from them. Haldir on the other hand has feelings he has been hiding for a very long time.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Celeborn, Haldir
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3323 Read Count: 4009
Published: 09/10/04 Updated: 09/10/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Pleasurable Diversion Reviewer: sylc Signed
What a sensual, delightful read. I especially enjoyed the discourse and build up of tension; Celeborn's interrogation, so to speak, of Haldir. Thank you for an enjoyable read.
Date: 22/12/09
Summary: Saruman breeds a new race of dark creatures.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other, Saruman
Genres: Horror
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), Extreme/taboo Fetish
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 920 Read Count: 1729
Published: 09/10/04 Updated: 09/10/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Treason of Isengard Reviewer: sylc Signed
Oh, I LIKE it! The mental images are tangible and hideous, especially the grosteque visual of the parasitic young feeding upon the rotting flesh of their "mothers". That I will remember. Great work; I really enjoyed reading this. Thank you for the read.
Date: 07/01/10
Summary: A ban of thieves ends up in the Fellowships path and they find it would take to long to go around. So Aragorn convinces Legolas to make a distraction so the rest of the group can go around, but the distraction isn’t what the rest of the fellowship thought it would be. (OOC Legolas)
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Other, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1307 Read Count: 4170
Published: 10/10/04 Updated: 10/10/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Strange Diversion Reviewer: sylc Signed
Eee! I did so enjoy this story. It's just so damn cheeky! Thanks for putting a big grin on my face.
Date: 22/12/09
Summary: Aragorn is having trouble flirting with Elf-women. Legolas offers to help him by pretending to be a lady and giving Aragorn practice. The consequences are unexpected.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1437 Read Count: 3057
Published: 10/10/04 Updated: 10/10/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A-Wooing He Did Go Reviewer: Susan Signed
Oh, I did enjoy this fic. Deft and very humorous. Thank you for sharing it.
Date: 30/04/07
Title: Chapter 1: A-Wooing He Did Go Reviewer: sylc Signed
Oh, I adored this deftly written little gem. The interaction between Aragorn and Legolas is a pleasure to read. Thank you for a very enjoyable read.
Date: 23/12/09
Asking Price by OrchydConstyne Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: When offered anything he desires in return for his signature on a treaty, Thranduil names Celeborn his price.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Celeborn, Thranduil
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5160 Read Count: 2637
Published: 14/10/04 Updated: 14/10/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Asking Price Reviewer: sylc Signed
Oh, that was wonderful. Just amazingly written; the handling and building of the tension was perfect. This is the sort of story that I crave to read in the erotic genre; it makes the genre worth reading. Thank you and Anestel for a wonderful read.
Date: 24/12/09
Summary: Fair shall the end be, though long and hard shall be the
road.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Feanor, Namo / Mandos
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex, Kink, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5296 Read Count: 9891
Published: 14/10/04 Updated: 14/10/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Fair Shall the End Be Reviewer: sylc Signed
I am so, so happy that I found this story. It's just a gem. It's beautifully written, amazingly erotic, and just... wow. I hung on every word. The reading really added to the joy of my Christmas day. Thank you.
Date: 24/12/09
Summary: A year after an amorous indiscretion, Erestor and Melpomaen deal with the consequences of their actions in a very physical way.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Erestor, Other
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 699 Read Count: 1576
Published: 14/10/04 Updated: 14/10/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Labor of Love Reviewer: Susan Signed
*chokes on laughter* I loved it! :D
Date: 04/04/06
Summary: The Truly Pervy Adventures of TELEPORNO and his trusty sidekick Elr...erm...ORGASMO! A silly fic...what happens when two elf lords are kicked out by their wives? PLS REVIEW...:D This was written for the Little Balrog Yahoo Group SEX* Challenge. *Silver-haired Elf X-tasy...because those silver Haired elves whose names start with Cel just don't get laid enough...!!!!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Elrond, Celeborn, Glorfindel, Haldir, Erestor
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10516 Read Count: 20175
Published: 18/11/04 Updated: 19/11/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 5: Sherlock Haldir and the Case of the Missing Comic Reviewer: Susan Signed
I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying... this is fantastic!
Date: 18/04/06
Title: Chapter 8: Things get ridiculously silly Reviewer: Susan Signed
*explodes with laughter*
Date: 18/04/06
Title: Chapter 12: Venom Dick VS Teleporno and Orgasmo, and the END Reviewer: Susan Signed
*splutters* I think I'm gonna split a rib from laughter as well. Thanks for this fan fiction. *applauds* One of the best that I've ever read. \(^________^)/ I love it!
Date: 18/04/06
Summary: If Tolkien wasn't rolling over in his grave before, he is now...
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1414 Read Count: 1592
Published: 12/01/05 Updated: 12/01/05 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Mark of a... Warrior? Reviewer: Susan Signed
*laughs* I really enjoyed this fic. You have a beautiful, deft, and subtle writing style to which my adore-a-skim-read eyes need a little time to adjust, but I'm very happy I persevered. (^_^) Thank you very much for posting up this cheeky fic. Very very entertaining!

Author's Response: *bows* Thank you! Yeah, I probably wouldn\'t be terribly skimable - I don\'t read very fast myself and tend to savor each word - both while reading and writing. But I am pleased I caught you with this one. It was as much of a delight to write, believe me. :D
Date: 03/05/06
Polychromatic by Tinker Bell Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Sometimes we're colorblind. Sometimes we're blinded by color.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Original Character, Other
Genres: Romance, Angst, Erotica
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9283 Read Count: 3504
Published: 08/02/05 Updated: 08/02/05 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Grey Reviewer: Susan Signed
Oh, I love your way with language: your style is deft and concise and perceptive and beautiful all at the same time. I really enjoyed this chapter: the monochromatic colours just... wow, so good; they illustrated Golradir's disinterest so well. Poor Lindir. Thanks, Tinker Bell. :)
Date: 05/04/07
Summary: Legolas has a rather unique encounter at the bathing pond. SpongeBob x Legolas
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2209 Read Count: 2503
Published: 23/02/05 Updated: 23/02/05 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: And Now For Something Completely Different Reviewer: sylc Signed
Oh. My gosh. I love this story so much - one of the best and the funniest I have ever read. Thank you so much for making me laugh so hard.
Date: 07/11/08
Elf One by Enismirdal Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: *thinks one up quickly* Erestor is a cool, efficient professional. However, his latest assignments seem to be turning out more complicated than planned. Lighthearted fic for a change.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1644 Read Count: 1559
Published: 01/03/05 Updated: 01/03/05 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: 1 Reviewer: sylc Signed
Oh, I enjoyed reading this story, Eni, especially the fight scene at the end, which was graceful. Have you written other fight scenes? I'd like to check them out if so. I also really like the cool interaction between Erestor and Elf One. Thanks for an enjoyable read.

Author's Response: Heh, thanks. I need to finish this fic! It's on my to-do list, just...rather far down the list.

Glad you enjoyed the fight scene. I like writing fight scenes now and again. As an occasional martial artist, I have various ideas of what elements I want in a fight scene so I try and write to fulfil that. You know what? I really cannot remember which of my fics contain fight scenes. Skimming through them now, I'm not sure there are any others that are posted. I think some of my WIPs do... After writing unfinished fics for years, I feel like I've written loads, but I guess most of them never make it to the posting stage!

Thanks for your review, and reminding me this ficcy exists! I'm glad you enjoyed it and I'm glad you like Erestor and Elf One antagonising one another. :)
Date: 08/09/09
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Categories: Orphan Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
Published: 31/12/69 Updated: 31/12/69 [Report This]
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Date: 03/04/07
Summary: The title is somewhat self explanetery we feel, fildigo and clamgee do realise this is a song , not a story and also has Harry Potter slightly mixed up in it but we don't care.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Frodo, Merry, Other, Pippin, Sam, Saruman
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 482 Read Count: 1281
Published: 18/08/05 Updated: 18/08/05 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Hobbit's song Reviewer: Susan Signed
I love the ANDURILLL. Nice one. Thanks for posting and making me giggle out loud. :)
Date: 05/04/07
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Categories: Orphan Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
Published: 31/12/69 Updated: 31/12/69 [Report This]
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Date: 05/04/07
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Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
Published: 31/12/69 Updated: 31/12/69 [Report This]
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Date: 03/04/07
A Fitting Revenge by Rei hime Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Tired of the antics of slash writers, Lindir decides to turn the tables.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Other
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), MPREG (male pregnancy)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1921 Read Count: 3796
Published: 26/09/05 Updated: 26/09/05 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Fitting Revenge Reviewer: sylc Signed
What a cheeky story! I must say I do approve of the idea of characters turning the tables on fanfiction writers by writing humiliating things about them in turn. Thank you for an enjoyable read.
Date: 22/12/09