Reviews by sylc
Summary: The Super Duper Gay Elves make over (and out with) Middle-earth's clueless mortal men. "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" meets "Lord of the Rings"!
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Elrohir, Elrond, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gríma, Haldir, Legolas, Théoden
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5028 Read Count: 4109
Published: Nov 07 2005 Updated: Oct 26 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Episode 1 Reviewer: Susan Signed
Hilarious! Wonderful work! Thanks for posting!
Date: Apr 09 2006
Title: Chapter 2: Episode 2 Reviewer: sylc Signed
Oh, the lovely wonderful oh-I'm-so-happy-I-checked-for-it chapter is already over??? Oh, gosh, you've made me laugh so hard that I am dizzy. Please, please, please do write more. I love this story so much. Thanks hugely for making me laugh so hard (bring on the dizziness!). You rock!
Date: Nov 07 2008
Blind by Zhie Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 30]
Summary: Alternate Universe. COMPLETE. Erestor, a warrior of the second age, comes to Imladris to heal. When rumors circulate that he and Glorfindel are lovers, the pair play along with the lie. Glorfindel/Erestor; Elrond/Celebrian/Legolas (Written by request for Cally) This story contains a bit of het, but the main pairing is m/m.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Orophin, Other
Genres: Romance, Angst, Erotica, Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), Graphic Sex, AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44926 Read Count: 55568
Published: Nov 29 2005 Updated: Nov 29 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter Five Reviewer: Susan Signed
"Lap, lap, lap, BITE"

*falls over laughing* Oh, that's a wonderful mental image. XDXDXD Totally cracked me up.
Date: Nov 29 2006
Summary: Perky, but rather airy-headed, Emily loves LotR, everything about it, especially the good-looking actors. So when the ghost of Mr. Tolkien, angry because she is messing up her story by her Mary Sues, sends her to Middle-Earth to see what it is REALLY like, Emily is fascinated. The Fellowship: even better. But innocent Emily is unaware what Middle-Earth is really like, despite her daydreams. Despite her Mary Sues, her imagination, her fanfiction, her life. Meanwhile, squabbling twins Alan and Alanna also happen to land not so far away from the (doomed) Fellowship, where Alanna is the history professor and Alan, the annoying jerk. Two Ringer girls' and one unwilling brother's lives are about to flip inside out.... And one will discover that actors aren't all.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Celeborn, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Fantasy, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5515 Read Count: 4758
Published: Dec 27 2005 Updated: Apr 09 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - Ohmigosh, It's Leggy! Reviewer: Susan Signed
'HER OWN LEGGY!' Am envious! Susan wants a Leggy too!

Author's Response: *darkly* Well, you\'ll have to battle Emily here. And she\'s not pretty when she\'s ugly. (Ok, that was pretty obvious. Not pretty when she\'s ugly. So -- Um, never mind. Please ignore the last - (counts) nineteen words.) :D Thanks for reading!
Date: Apr 09 2006
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - Woes of Swordfighting Reviewer: Susan Signed
*giggles* This is fun! Hey, which of the fellowship members has to lug her along when she swoons? Or do they draw straws?

Author's Response: Hmmm... You just gave me an inspiration... Straws, although Gandalf likes to use magic to make Legolas\' straw the shortest. Legolas hasn\'t noticed it yet. Poor Greenleaf.
Date: Apr 09 2006
Summary: The tables are turned as Haldir is tossed into present day Earth. A journey of discovery and more discovery. HaldirOFC cast of originals. A/U
Disclaimer-This story uses Tolkien's character's, which are his creation. No profit made from the posting from this story.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Haldir
Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 72089 Read Count: 24354
Published: Jan 10 2006 Updated: Jun 13 2007 [Report This]
Title: The Probability Factor Reviewer: Susan Signed
This has to be one of the best fan fictions that I've ever read. It makes me shriek, laugh, hyperventilate, and cover my mouth like the original LOTR never managed to do to me! Thanks so much, not least because you named your main character Susan. (^______^) Fantastic work!
Date: Apr 09 2006
Pathways by rascalandremi Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Kate may be the new girl on set, but she certanly isn't new to the movie buisiness.
Categories: Actor Fics Characters: Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Elijah Wood, Original Character
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 794 Read Count: 3800
Published: Jan 10 2006 Updated: Feb 03 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Arriving Reviewer: Susan Signed
Rascalandremi, correct your spelling and grammar errors immediately. ~Admin
Date: May 17 2007
Summary: A PWP Pairing: Elladan/ Imrahil. Lord's chambers, Dol Amroth. Mild BDSM, Rimming, Toy. Elladan is usually the dominant partner but not this time! He has agreed to game and a reversal of roles.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Elladan, Imrahil
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: BD/SM, Kink, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3151 Read Count: 4371
Published: Jan 19 2006 Updated: Jan 19 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Present For A Prince Reviewer: sylc Signed
I hung on every word! This story is just amazingly, breathtakingly erotic. I'm delighted to have found and taken the time to read this gem. Thank you for a simply wonderful and memorable read.
Date: Dec 22 2009
Summary: The title says it all. I need to give my cousin, Lisa credit. She helped me put this together.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 219 Read Count: 4505
Published: Feb 01 2006 Updated: Feb 01 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Funny List Reviewer: Susan Signed
Legolas would look pretty in green and red with little jingly gold bells and white pompoms, ne? xD

He would also make a pretty Snow White if you need a reference point for explaining Hi-Ho to Gimli? *___*

Cute! I enjoyed this list. Thanks for sharing. :)

Author's Response: No problem. Thanks for reviewing!^___^
Date: Mar 06 2007
Summary: Legolas becomes fascinated by 20-year-old Estel. Drabble (100 words).
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 173 Read Count: 2234
Published: Mar 19 2006 Updated: Mar 19 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Changing Destiny Reviewer: Susan Signed
*seizes elf and man by tresses and mashes their heads together* Xdd Ahh! That cures my frustration.

The image that you've created here of them leaning in is gorgeous! Well done!

Author's Response: Wow, thank you, Susan! They try to be noble, but it won\'t last. **smirk** Patty.
Date: May 31 2006
No! by Numenora Rated: G [Reviews - 7]
Summary: 3-year-old Estel refuses to bathe (No Filthy-Ranger Jokes! smirk). For lotrallslash Daily Drabble Challenge ‘Water’

Word-count: 100

Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Aragorn, Aragorn, Arwen, Arwen, Legolas, Legolas
Genres: General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 154 Read Count: 1437
Published: Mar 27 2006 Updated: Mar 27 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: No! Reviewer: Susan Signed
*forces straight face* I can completely emphathise with Estel's reaction. I think I would react the exact same way as him if I bumped into Legolas.

*laughs and bursts into song* Estel is a fan girl! Estel is a fan girl! Tra-la-la, tra-la-la! Le-go-las is muddy! Le-go-las is muddy! *laughs* Great work! A lovely filthy Elf! \(^_^)/

Author's Response: You are very silly, Susan--I lke that! Thank you for the sweet and funny review of \'fan girl Estel\' and \'muddy Legolas.\' Patty.
Date: Apr 25 2006
Summary: Elladan and Elrohir trick young Estel into thinking Arwen is a dracula, with successful results! At first Arwen is merely amused and bemused, but when things go too far, Arwen plans revenge...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel, Legolas
Genres: Angst, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2784 Read Count: 5310
Published: Apr 01 2006 Updated: Apr 18 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Draculas and Missing Elves Reviewer: Susan Signed
*snickers* This is so cute! Great work!

Author's Response: Thanks for reading! :D
Date: Apr 09 2006
First Love by Numenora Rated: PG [Reviews - 25]
Summary: It’s Boromir’s turn to fear losing his brother’s affections to another. Another side drabble occuring sometime between the drabbles ‘Second Place’ and ‘First Place.’
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash, Book Verse Slash Characters: Boromir, Boromir, Boromir, Boromir, Faramir, Faramir, Faramir, Faramir
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 268 Read Count: 6216
Published: Apr 02 2006 Updated: Apr 02 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: First Love Reviewer: sylc Signed
I haven't read many Boromir/Faramir stories; it's a ship that I think I should investigate further. I found this drabble concise, well structured, thought-provoking, and engaging. Thank you, Numenora, for an enjoyable read.

Author's Response: Thank you for your thoughtful and generous feedback, sweetie. You've made my day! *hugs*
Date: Dec 20 2009
Summary: More changes for the Lord of Rivendell. For lotrallslash Daily Drabble challenge: "Dessert" ~A sequel of sorts to "Hope Cometh" and "Bonding"

Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Gilraen
Genres: General
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 274 Read Count: 1735
Published: Apr 08 2006 Updated: Apr 08 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Sparing The Rod Reviewer: Susan Signed
Hee hee! So cute! Thanks for posting!

Author's Response: You\'re welcomed, honey. Thank you!
Date: Apr 08 2006
Ceremonial by Pentangle Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: What brought Aragorn comfort in his journeyings before he wore the Evenstar?
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Aragorn, Elladan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrohir, Erestor, Erestor, Glorfindel, Glorfindel
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fantasy, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7142 Read Count: 2376
Published: Apr 08 2006 Updated: Apr 08 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Reviewer: Susan Signed
This is beautiful. Thanks for posting.

Author's Response: Thank you. I started it as an exercise in description and was surprised that anyone liked it. Which shows authors don\'t know very much, at times! Pentagle
Date: Apr 09 2006
Color Me Loved by Numenora Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: More Ada and Ion bonding in Rivendell. For lotrallslash Daily Drabble Challenge: ‘Rainbow’
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Aragorn, Aragorn, Elrond, Elrond, Erestor, Erestor
Genres: General
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 984 Read Count: 1838
Published: Apr 10 2006 Updated: Apr 10 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Color Me Loved Reviewer: Susan Signed
My facial expression went from a small smile to a wide smile to a grin to an 'awww' grin to a laugh! Very cute! Very fun! Well done!

Author's Response: I\'m experiencing the same thing reading your wonderful review. Thank you, Susan. *hugs* Patty.
Date: Apr 10 2006
Summary: The Tale of random forum adventures, starring real writers: Alatariel N., XoGiggles, Susan, and Princess Kalen. Warning: SOME PARTS ARE R. This is very hectic. A/N: I have decided that this would be a stand-alone piece, with no sequels (although there could be plenty more!). However, if you want more, please contact.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6250 Read Count: 2449
Published: Apr 12 2006 Updated: Apr 14 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Forum Teaparty Reviewer: Susan Signed
Goodness! I never reviewed! *palms face* (^_^) I was surprised (and very pleased and touched) that you decided to post the Susan beta'd version of the fic here.

Kalen is right: she's the one who started the tea party, but I'm not fussed about facts. It's an entertaining story and that's what's important to me. (^_^) *thumbs up*

Author's Response: Heh, thanks! :D The forums were fun!
Date: May 28 2006
Summary: This is a series of ficlets, about Legolas as a child, while he experiences difficulties, and learns life's most important lessons. Each chapter is a different story.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Haldir, Legolas, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2928 Read Count: 3094
Published: Apr 14 2006 Updated: Apr 26 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: All You Have To Say Is No Reviewer: Susan Signed
Ouch! *inhales in a sharp hiss* That image of Morandir pulling out Legolas's hair is going to stick with me for a long time. That's a powerful image.

I enjoyed this fan fiction. I'll keep an eye out for subsequent chapters. (^_^) Well done!

Author's Response: Hannon le, mellon nin!
Date: Apr 24 2006
Title: Chapter 2: Only a State of Mind Reviewer: Susan Signed
Awww! Or should I say, "Oh, Elbereth! Oh me! Oh my!" (^_^)

A warm fuzzie chapter. Lovely! Now... may I have a hug from your Legolas?

Author's Response: NOT a warm and fuzzy...aren\'t those slash? I don\'t write slash. You can be huggled by the fastest hugger around.
Date: Apr 26 2006
Lirimaer by IrishDancer Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 16]
Summary: LAST CHAPTERS!!! YAYAYAY! Sorry it took so long! SUPRISE ENDING! Well, it may not be a suprise to you, but it was to me! HA! Anyway read and review, purtty please, and THANKS! YOU GUYS TOTALLY ROCK!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Haldir, Original Character
Genres: Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Extreme/taboo Fetish, Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 62355 Read Count: 18901
Published: Apr 14 2006 Updated: Jul 20 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Reveries and Fear From the North Reviewer: Susan Signed
There are some wonderful images in this fic, e.g. when Odelia expresses fear of climbing up and down the ladder to Haldir's talan. Not that I understand her being fearful of it (I mean, she's going to go inside Haldir's talan - HALDIR'S talan) *cough* (^_~) Anyway, well done!
Date: May 01 2006
Love is Funny That Way by Ria, Adora Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: These are short pieces based on the "Longmire does romance novels" covers, from Aelfwine's challenge. See the covers at:
http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/readers_covers.htm
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Amroth, Goldberry, Nimrodel, Witch King
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: Sillier Stories, A Challenging Face, But What a View!
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 736 Read Count: 5876
Published: Apr 23 2006 Updated: Apr 24 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 3: The Horror in the Dungeons Reviewer: Susan Signed
Goodness, what a dark twist! And delivered so coolly. Very effective. Thanks for sharing.

Author's Response: Thanks.
Date: Oct 04 2006
Summary: Elrond seeks tea and gets chocolate instead. For lotrallslash Daily Drabble Challenge: "Chocolate."

Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Book Verse Slash, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Elrond
Genres: General
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 259 Read Count: 2456
Published: May 08 2006 Updated: May 08 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Afternoon Delight Reviewer: sylc Signed
*grins* Your little Estel stories are so adorable and realistic, Numenora. Thanks for putting a big smile on my face.

Author's Response: You are very welcome and thank you for returning the favor! I am smiling as I type this response to you kind review. *big hug*
Date: Dec 23 2009
Cold Iron by gythia Rated: G [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Arwen and Eowyn discuss the odd things that Men believe about elves.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 886 Read Count: 1528
Published: May 09 2006 Updated: May 09 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: sylc Signed
I enjoyed this story. I really like the idea of Arwen unwittingly inspiring a misconception about elves. I also enjoyed your portrayal of her friendship with Eowyn. Thank you for sharing this piece.

Author's Response: thanks! If you're a fan of other works besides Tolkien, I've also got a lot of fanfic on fanfiction.net
Date: Sep 09 2009
Summary: A short ficlet: Glorfindel must face evil that he has never known before, evil that is greater than the one of the Barlog's... The sad thing is, he has to face evil every week and doesn't know how he gets into it.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel, Legolas, Lindir
Genres: Angst, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 396 Read Count: 2001
Published: May 21 2006 Updated: May 21 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Facing Evil Reviewer: Susan Signed
Made me smile. (^_^)

*rereads last section* Ah! How evil of Elrond to make his staff babysit double trouble (though it makes complete sense - leaders always delegate the hard tasks such and such *sighs*).

Author's Response: Thanks Susan! :) Yes, Elrond is rather \"evil\" to Glorfindel. Of course leaders always avoid the hard things. \"How else would you do the easy things?\"
Date: May 28 2006
The Prayer by RINGLORD69 Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: When you need help who do you turn to?
Categories: Actor Fics Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 769 Read Count: 1185
Published: May 28 2006 Updated: May 28 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Susan Signed
Please only use three dots in your ellipses. Please also correctly format your story as a courtesy to your readers. ~Admin
Date: Apr 05 2007