Reviews by sylc
Summary: The Super Duper Gay Elves make over (and out with) Middle-earth's clueless mortal men. "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" meets "Lord of the Rings"!
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Elrohir, Elrond, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gríma, Haldir, Legolas, Théoden
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5028 Read Count: 4044
Published: 11/07/05 Updated: 10/26/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Episode 1 Reviewer: Susan Signed
Hilarious! Wonderful work! Thanks for posting!
Date: 04/09/06
Title: Chapter 2: Episode 2 Reviewer: sylc Signed
Oh, the lovely wonderful oh-I'm-so-happy-I-checked-for-it chapter is already over??? Oh, gosh, you've made me laugh so hard that I am dizzy. Please, please, please do write more. I love this story so much. Thanks hugely for making me laugh so hard (bring on the dizziness!). You rock!
Date: 11/07/08
Blind by Zhie Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 30]
Summary: Alternate Universe. COMPLETE. Erestor, a warrior of the second age, comes to Imladris to heal. When rumors circulate that he and Glorfindel are lovers, the pair play along with the lie. Glorfindel/Erestor; Elrond/Celebrian/Legolas (Written by request for Cally) This story contains a bit of het, but the main pairing is m/m.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Orophin, Other
Genres: Romance, Angst, Erotica, Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), Graphic Sex, AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44926 Read Count: 55102
Published: 11/29/05 Updated: 11/29/05 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter Five Reviewer: Susan Signed
"Lap, lap, lap, BITE"

*falls over laughing* Oh, that's a wonderful mental image. XDXDXD Totally cracked me up.
Date: 11/29/06
Summary: Perky, but rather airy-headed, Emily loves LotR, everything about it, especially the good-looking actors. So when the ghost of Mr. Tolkien, angry because she is messing up her story by her Mary Sues, sends her to Middle-Earth to see what it is REALLY like, Emily is fascinated. The Fellowship: even better. But innocent Emily is unaware what Middle-Earth is really like, despite her daydreams. Despite her Mary Sues, her imagination, her fanfiction, her life. Meanwhile, squabbling twins Alan and Alanna also happen to land not so far away from the (doomed) Fellowship, where Alanna is the history professor and Alan, the annoying jerk. Two Ringer girls' and one unwilling brother's lives are about to flip inside out.... And one will discover that actors aren't all.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Celeborn, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Fantasy, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5515 Read Count: 4717
Published: 12/27/05 Updated: 04/09/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - Ohmigosh, It's Leggy! Reviewer: Susan Signed
'HER OWN LEGGY!' Am envious! Susan wants a Leggy too!

Author's Response: *darkly* Well, you\'ll have to battle Emily here. And she\'s not pretty when she\'s ugly. (Ok, that was pretty obvious. Not pretty when she\'s ugly. So -- Um, never mind. Please ignore the last - (counts) nineteen words.) :D Thanks for reading!
Date: 04/09/06
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - Woes of Swordfighting Reviewer: Susan Signed
*giggles* This is fun! Hey, which of the fellowship members has to lug her along when she swoons? Or do they draw straws?

Author's Response: Hmmm... You just gave me an inspiration... Straws, although Gandalf likes to use magic to make Legolas\' straw the shortest. Legolas hasn\'t noticed it yet. Poor Greenleaf.
Date: 04/09/06
Summary: The tables are turned as Haldir is tossed into present day Earth. A journey of discovery and more discovery. HaldirOFC cast of originals. A/U
Disclaimer-This story uses Tolkien's character's, which are his creation. No profit made from the posting from this story.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Haldir
Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 72089 Read Count: 24156
Published: 01/10/06 Updated: 06/13/07 [Report This]
Title: The Probability Factor Reviewer: Susan Signed
This has to be one of the best fan fictions that I've ever read. It makes me shriek, laugh, hyperventilate, and cover my mouth like the original LOTR never managed to do to me! Thanks so much, not least because you named your main character Susan. (^______^) Fantastic work!
Date: 04/09/06
Pathways by rascalandremi Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Kate may be the new girl on set, but she certanly isn't new to the movie buisiness.
Categories: Actor Fics Characters: Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Elijah Wood, Original Character
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 794 Read Count: 3745
Published: 01/10/06 Updated: 02/03/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Arriving Reviewer: Susan Signed
Rascalandremi, correct your spelling and grammar errors immediately. ~Admin
Date: 05/17/07
A Present for a Prince by Rozzan Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 4]
Summary: A PWP Pairing: Elladan/ Imrahil. Lord's chambers, Dol Amroth. Mild BDSM, Rimming, Toy. Elladan is usually the dominant partner but not this time! He has agreed to game and a reversal of roles.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Elladan, Imrahil
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: BD/SM, Kink, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3151 Read Count: 4308
Published: 01/19/06 Updated: 01/19/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Present For A Prince Reviewer: sylc Signed
I hung on every word! This story is just amazingly, breathtakingly erotic. I'm delighted to have found and taken the time to read this gem. Thank you for a simply wonderful and memorable read.
Date: 12/22/09
Summary: The title says it all. I need to give my cousin, Lisa credit. She helped me put this together.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 219 Read Count: 4463
Published: 02/01/06 Updated: 02/01/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Funny List Reviewer: Susan Signed
Legolas would look pretty in green and red with little jingly gold bells and white pompoms, ne? xD

He would also make a pretty Snow White if you need a reference point for explaining Hi-Ho to Gimli? *___*

Cute! I enjoyed this list. Thanks for sharing. :)

Author's Response: No problem. Thanks for reviewing!^___^
Date: 03/06/07
Summary: Legolas becomes fascinated by 20-year-old Estel. Drabble (100 words).
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 173 Read Count: 2224
Published: 03/19/06 Updated: 03/19/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Changing Destiny Reviewer: Susan Signed
*seizes elf and man by tresses and mashes their heads together* Xdd Ahh! That cures my frustration.

The image that you've created here of them leaning in is gorgeous! Well done!

Author's Response: Wow, thank you, Susan! They try to be noble, but it won\'t last. **smirk** Patty.
Date: 05/31/06
No! by Numenora Rated: G [Reviews - 7]
Summary: 3-year-old Estel refuses to bathe (No Filthy-Ranger Jokes! smirk). For lotrallslash Daily Drabble Challenge ‘Water’

Word-count: 100

Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Aragorn, Aragorn, Arwen, Arwen, Legolas, Legolas
Genres: General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 154 Read Count: 1425
Published: 03/27/06 Updated: 03/27/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: No! Reviewer: Susan Signed
*forces straight face* I can completely emphathise with Estel's reaction. I think I would react the exact same way as him if I bumped into Legolas.

*laughs and bursts into song* Estel is a fan girl! Estel is a fan girl! Tra-la-la, tra-la-la! Le-go-las is muddy! Le-go-las is muddy! *laughs* Great work! A lovely filthy Elf! \(^_^)/

Author's Response: You are very silly, Susan--I lke that! Thank you for the sweet and funny review of \'fan girl Estel\' and \'muddy Legolas.\' Patty.
Date: 04/25/06
Summary: Elladan and Elrohir trick young Estel into thinking Arwen is a dracula, with successful results! At first Arwen is merely amused and bemused, but when things go too far, Arwen plans revenge...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel, Legolas
Genres: Angst, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2784 Read Count: 5263
Published: 04/01/06 Updated: 04/18/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Draculas and Missing Elves Reviewer: Susan Signed
*snickers* This is so cute! Great work!

Author's Response: Thanks for reading! :D
Date: 04/09/06
First Love by Numenora Rated: PG [Reviews - 23]
Summary: It’s Boromir’s turn to fear losing his brother’s affections to another. Another side drabble occuring sometime between the drabbles ‘Second Place’ and ‘First Place.’
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash, Book Verse Slash Characters: Boromir, Boromir, Boromir, Boromir, Faramir, Faramir, Faramir, Faramir
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 268 Read Count: 6132
Published: 04/02/06 Updated: 04/02/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: First Love Reviewer: sylc Signed
I haven't read many Boromir/Faramir stories; it's a ship that I think I should investigate further. I found this drabble concise, well structured, thought-provoking, and engaging. Thank you, Numenora, for an enjoyable read.

Author's Response: Thank you for your thoughtful and generous feedback, sweetie. You've made my day! *hugs*
Date: 12/20/09
Summary: More changes for the Lord of Rivendell. For lotrallslash Daily Drabble challenge: "Dessert" ~A sequel of sorts to "Hope Cometh" and "Bonding"

Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Gilraen
Genres: General
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 274 Read Count: 1698
Published: 04/08/06 Updated: 04/08/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Sparing The Rod Reviewer: Susan Signed
Hee hee! So cute! Thanks for posting!

Author's Response: You\'re welcomed, honey. Thank you!
Date: 04/08/06
Ceremonial by Pentangle Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: What brought Aragorn comfort in his journeyings before he wore the Evenstar?
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Aragorn, Elladan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrohir, Erestor, Erestor, Glorfindel, Glorfindel
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fantasy, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7142 Read Count: 2340
Published: 04/08/06 Updated: 04/08/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Reviewer: Susan Signed
This is beautiful. Thanks for posting.

Author's Response: Thank you. I started it as an exercise in description and was surprised that anyone liked it. Which shows authors don\'t know very much, at times! Pentagle
Date: 04/09/06
Color Me Loved by Numenora Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: More Ada and Ion bonding in Rivendell. For lotrallslash Daily Drabble Challenge: ‘Rainbow’
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Aragorn, Aragorn, Elrond, Elrond, Erestor, Erestor
Genres: General
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 984 Read Count: 1809
Published: 04/10/06 Updated: 04/10/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Color Me Loved Reviewer: Susan Signed
My facial expression went from a small smile to a wide smile to a grin to an 'awww' grin to a laugh! Very cute! Very fun! Well done!

Author's Response: I\'m experiencing the same thing reading your wonderful review. Thank you, Susan. *hugs* Patty.
Date: 04/10/06
Summary: The Tale of random forum adventures, starring real writers: Alatariel N., XoGiggles, Susan, and Princess Kalen. Warning: SOME PARTS ARE R. This is very hectic. A/N: I have decided that this would be a stand-alone piece, with no sequels (although there could be plenty more!). However, if you want more, please contact.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6250 Read Count: 2405
Published: 04/12/06 Updated: 04/14/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Forum Teaparty Reviewer: Susan Signed
Goodness! I never reviewed! *palms face* (^_^) I was surprised (and very pleased and touched) that you decided to post the Susan beta'd version of the fic here.

Kalen is right: she's the one who started the tea party, but I'm not fussed about facts. It's an entertaining story and that's what's important to me. (^_^) *thumbs up*

Author's Response: Heh, thanks! :D The forums were fun!
Date: 05/28/06
Summary: This is a series of ficlets, about Legolas as a child, while he experiences difficulties, and learns life's most important lessons. Each chapter is a different story.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Haldir, Legolas, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2928 Read Count: 3056
Published: 04/14/06 Updated: 04/26/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: All You Have To Say Is No Reviewer: Susan Signed
Ouch! *inhales in a sharp hiss* That image of Morandir pulling out Legolas's hair is going to stick with me for a long time. That's a powerful image.

I enjoyed this fan fiction. I'll keep an eye out for subsequent chapters. (^_^) Well done!

Author's Response: Hannon le, mellon nin!
Date: 04/24/06
Title: Chapter 2: Only a State of Mind Reviewer: Susan Signed
Awww! Or should I say, "Oh, Elbereth! Oh me! Oh my!" (^_^)

A warm fuzzie chapter. Lovely! Now... may I have a hug from your Legolas?

Author's Response: NOT a warm and fuzzy...aren\'t those slash? I don\'t write slash. You can be huggled by the fastest hugger around.
Date: 04/26/06
Lirimaer by IrishDancer Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 16]
Summary: LAST CHAPTERS!!! YAYAYAY! Sorry it took so long! SUPRISE ENDING! Well, it may not be a suprise to you, but it was to me! HA! Anyway read and review, purtty please, and THANKS! YOU GUYS TOTALLY ROCK!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Haldir, Original Character
Genres: Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Extreme/taboo Fetish, Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 62355 Read Count: 18781
Published: 04/14/06 Updated: 07/20/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Reveries and Fear From the North Reviewer: Susan Signed
There are some wonderful images in this fic, e.g. when Odelia expresses fear of climbing up and down the ladder to Haldir's talan. Not that I understand her being fearful of it (I mean, she's going to go inside Haldir's talan - HALDIR'S talan) *cough* (^_~) Anyway, well done!
Date: 05/01/06