Penname: Iced T [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 07/11/05
Membership status: Member
Bio:
A big hello from Down Under!

No, we are not all as weird as I am.

Everybody has permission to glomp Fred, the Giant Rubber Duckie!

*group glomp*

Fred: *muffled* ...I hate my life.

Peace out,
Iced T
Web Site: http://butterflyt.f2g.net
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Stories by Iced T
Elf Eye for the Mortal Guy by Iced T Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 8]
Summary: The Super Duper Gay Elves make over (and out with) Middle-earth's clueless mortal men. "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" meets "Lord of the Rings"!
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Elrohir, Elrond, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gríma, Haldir, Legolas, Théoden
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5028 Read Count: 3311
[Report This] Published: 07/11/05 Updated: 26/10/07
Happy birthday, Fred! by Iced T Rated: PG [Reviews - 2]
Summary: In honour of Fred the Giant Rubber Duckie's birthday (from my other story, "Elf Eye for the Mortal Guy"), I bring you two MSTs from years gone by. He probably wanted these to stay bured in the past... Oh well!
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Legolas, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4517 Read Count: 2122
[Report This] Published: 31/10/07 Updated: 31/10/07
The Fellowship of the Ring (The Random Version) by Iced T Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: If Peter Jackson had been on crack while writing "The Lord of the Rings" script.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Bilbo, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1375 Read Count: 1092
[Report This] Published: 10/12/07 Updated: 10/12/07