Oh dear Goddess, this is surreal. I'm back, ladies and gentlemen! After a three year hiatus!! How's that for not updating? It's sad, because I get the strong sense that all my fans and darling readers must have gone by now, to the Grey Havens and beyond. But truly, so happy to be back! While at the same time finding it unfortunate that I cannot break this addiction, even though I'm in my freshman year of college(pleas somebody help me). But I hope to REALLY, REALLY edit all of my stuff!! Goddess, I was an absolutely BOLLOCKS writer when I started writing fanfic at the tender age of thirteen o_0. Deepest apologies look for me to fix it all when I have time!!