Stories by elf pimp
Summary: What happens when Bird and Kath open a Karaoke Bar at the Yahoo Little Balrog Group? Insanity...the Elves sing...this is a collaboration of the creative minds of the ladies of the YAHOO LITTLE BALROG GROUP....go check us out...;)
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Original Character, Other
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7732 Read Count: 12523
Published: Nov 29 2004 Updated: Nov 29 2004 [Report This]
Burning Bright by elf pimp Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Crossover of Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 and LOTR...Clarisse is an elf, and Erestor's daughter (yes, It will be explained...) Montag is drawn into her world by a mysterious force... (PG-13 to NC-17)
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Elrond
Genres: Drama, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10794 Read Count: 4948
Published: Dec 23 2004 Updated: Jan 15 2005 [Report This]
Fire in the Garden by elf pimp Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: feanor in the silmarillion, it is written that he challenged and threatened his half-brother fingolfin before their father Finwe. Feanor's spirit was hot, and he stormed from the confrontation. Just how hot was he?...Nerdanel/Feanor...
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Nerdanel
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1824 Read Count: 2608
Published: Oct 21 2005 Updated: Oct 21 2005 [Report This]
Hunter and Rider by elf pimp Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: From the Half-Breeds world and Saga...another prequel describing some of Morwe and Nurwe's back ground...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Original Character, Other
Genres: Drama, Angst, Tragedy, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2049 Read Count: 1382
Published: May 20 2005 Updated: May 20 2005 [Report This]
Summary: Hal and Legs (our favorite Elves) get involved with a most unusual box, and are sent on a MOST EXCELLENT ADVENTURE!!! (from the loverly gruesome twosome, Kath and Bird)
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Haldir
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16462 Read Count: 18989
Published: Jan 10 2005 Updated: Jan 20 2005 [Report This]
Summary: Parodies of children's books
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Elrohir, Elladan
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Kink, AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 333 Read Count: 2680
Published: Nov 23 2004 Updated: Nov 23 2004 [Report This]
Lullaby by elf pimp Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Thranduil returns from the War of the Last Alliance
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Original Character, Orophin, Other, Thranduil, Haldir
Genres: General
Warnings: Graphic Sex, Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 19377 Read Count: 10906
Published: Oct 29 2005 Updated: Feb 09 2008 [Report This]
Morwe's Curse by elf pimp Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Morwe meets the physical form of the voice in his head...and has his first sexual experience...(this is my first ever SERIOUS slash piece...any helpful remarks are appreciated...:) ) Kind of Non-consensual...though no one is really physically restrained...(oh darn it...)
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Original Character, Other, Sauron
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: Rape, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5155 Read Count: 2111
Published: May 20 2005 Updated: May 20 2005 [Report This]
Rivendell Rednecks by elf pimp Rated: PG-13 star [Reviews - 32]
Summary: What happens when the elves are actually rednecks/elf-billies? Insanity of course!!! We would love to know what you think!! So do not hesitate to leave a comment...no flamers please...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7075 Read Count: 11540
Published: Nov 24 2004 Updated: Dec 25 2004 [Report This]
Screw Yule by elf pimp Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 4]
Summary: These are a series of little drabbles and ficlets I wrote for the Screw Yule challenge at Little Balrong. They contain both het and slash...This one is about Arwen's little crush...PS I THRIVE on feedback...;)
Categories: Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5375 Read Count: 5870
Published: Jan 04 2005 Updated: Jan 04 2005 [Report This]
Seduction by elf pimp Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The events of Saironisse's birth. Set in the world of Half breeds, so I suppose this is a prequel...Feedback always welcome...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Original Character
Genres: Horror, Angst, Tragedy
Warnings: Graphic Sex, Rape, Character Death, AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3038 Read Count: 1538
Published: Apr 06 2005 Updated: Apr 06 2005 [Report This]
Summary: The Truly Pervy Adventures of TELEPORNO and his trusty sidekick Elr...erm...ORGASMO! A silly fic...what happens when two elf lords are kicked out by their wives? PLS REVIEW...:D This was written for the Little Balrog Yahoo Group SEX* Challenge. *Silver-haired Elf X-tasy...because those silver Haired elves whose names start with Cel just don't get laid enough...!!!!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Elrond, Celeborn, Glorfindel, Haldir, Erestor
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10516 Read Count: 20546
Published: Nov 18 2004 Updated: Nov 19 2004 [Report This]
Summary: Thranduil plays with his young son Legolas...OFC/Thranduil...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Thranduil, Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6596 Read Count: 8704
Published: Jan 15 2005 Updated: Feb 21 2008 [Report This]
The Half Breeds by elf pimp Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Legolas escapes his father. Haldir is in need of distraction. Rumil and Orophin are looking for an elleth, or female of any kind. Elladan and Elrohir are dangerously bored. The Avari want to be heard....Feedback is extrememly welcome...even critical evaluation...(non-flaming of course...;P)
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Original Character, Orophin, Other, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Erotica, Fantasy, General, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Other, Parody, Poetry, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Graphic Sex, Rape, Slash (same sex pairing), Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 52898 Read Count: 13934
Published: Jan 27 2005 Updated: Jun 12 2006 [Report This]
The Sundering by elf pimp Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Characters: Olwe, Elwe, Orome, Morwe, Nurwe, Finwe (OCS: Ranwe, Airwe)... The first sundering of the elves...back by the shores of Cuivienen
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Original Character, Other
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2266 Read Count: 1511
Published: May 20 2005 Updated: May 20 2005 [Report This]