Stories by Kitt Otter
Summary: Two Elf-princes barter away a mithril shirt. Beware the cunning of Dwarves! Well, they think they beware'd.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1912 Read Count: 2192
Published: Jan 27 2009 Updated: Jan 27 2009 [Report This]
Summary: Gil-galad and Círdan attend mid-summer festivities in Eregion. An unwelcome guest crashes the party.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celebrimbor, Cirdan, Gil-Galad, Sauron
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3353 Read Count: 572
Published: Mar 30 2014 Updated: Mar 30 2014 [Report This]
Summary: In Moria, Legolas takes his watch and something watches him. MEFA 2008 nominee.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Gollum, Legolas
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 725 Read Count: 2033
Published: Jul 03 2008 Updated: Jul 03 2008 [Report This]
Summary: Middle-earth shows up in surprising stellar places. Coz astronomers are Ringers too. Warning: essays.
***Part 1 - Asteroids!***
Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: Essay
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 928 Read Count: 1720
Published: May 15 2011 Updated: May 15 2011 [Report This]
Summary: Saruman is not the only member of the Wise with a secret.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Cirdan, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Galdor, Gandalf / Olorin, Glorfindel, Radagast, Saruman
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Shipwright!
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2530 Read Count: 1348
Published: Jul 18 2010 Updated: Jul 18 2010 [Report This]
LotR Scraps by Kitt Otter Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Where indiscriminate LotR stories are hoarded.
SCRAP 3 - Mordor, First Class - Packing peanuts and postal orcs. A different take on the Fellowship’s quest… Movie-verse!
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Boromir, Cirdan, Elrond, Frodo, Galdor, Gandalf / Olorin, Isildur, Legolas, Pippin
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2371 Read Count: 2302
Published: Jun 01 2011 Updated: Sep 11 2013 [Report This]
Summary: Círdan gives a commentary on the Noldor princes, Lúthien has an idea, and Thingol throws pillows.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Cirdan, Lúthien Tinúviel, Melian, Thingol
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Shipwright!
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1983 Read Count: 1488
Published: Jul 04 2010 Updated: Jul 04 2010 [Report This]
Summary: The Gamgee household receives two unexpected and hungry visitors. Sam would prefer to play host, but his mayoralty propels him into a mystery of a missing Bywater lad, and he finds that even after 14 years, Sharkey’s crimes still have echoes.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elanor Gamgee, Frodo Gamgee, Gimli, Goldilocks Gamgee, Legolas, Rosie, Sam
Genres: Family, Friendship, Humor, Mystery
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10782 Read Count: 2621
Published: May 25 2010 Updated: Dec 15 2013 [Report This]
Summary: ‘Fraid so. Frodo’s a stinker and Bilbo’s worse. Sauron’s beard is pointy and his minions wield chainsaws. Aragorn couldn't find his nose in the dark. And the worst of it…? Gandalf owes me money. MEFA 2010 nominee; thanks Clodia!
Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 23779 Read Count: 12367
Published: Aug 06 2008 Updated: Jan 17 2011 [Report This]
Orc Talk! by Kitt Otter Rated: PG [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Young Legolas learns a new word and his older brother learns to be more prudent. MEFA 2008 Nominee.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1721 Read Count: 2151
Published: Jul 03 2008 Updated: Jul 03 2008 [Report This]
Summary: While on holiday, Bilbo has some time to spare.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Bilbo
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 655 Read Count: 3198
Published: Jul 30 2009 Updated: Jul 31 2009 [Report This]
Summary: So a shipwright, a high-king, and a seriously miffed Galdor walk into a bar…
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Cirdan, Galdor, Gil-Galad
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2625 Read Count: 747
Published: Nov 29 2013 Updated: Nov 29 2013 [Report This]
The Ottyssey by Kitt Otter Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 57]
Summary: After a freak accident involving a tongue and a voltmeter, I find myself facedown in Arda dirt in the body of a water-weasel. With nothing better to do, I take on the burden of making the Fellowship’s lives miserable.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Frodo, Galdor, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Sauron, Ulmo
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: Animal Transformations
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33766 Read Count: 16904
Published: Jan 28 2009 Updated: Nov 16 2009 [Report This]
Summary: Short whatnots and nonsense about Círdan, spanning from Cuiviénen to Forever.
7 – The Way the Tide Flows - Círdan tells two visitors a tale about the Second Age and the choice that determined everything after.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Cirdan, Elrond, Finrod, Galdor, Gil-Galad, Sauron, Thingol, Yavanna
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Shipwright!
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8532 Read Count: 6439
Published: Jul 25 2010 Updated: Oct 13 2013 [Report This]
Summary: An essay. Varda kindled the stars and set them into patterns. Many of these stars the Professor named in Elvish, but which real-life stars was he referring to?
[cat] Genres: Non-fiction

Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: Essay
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2720 Read Count: 2098
Published: Dec 11 2008 Updated: Dec 11 2008 [Report This]
Trust to Fate by Kitt Otter Rated: PG [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Short AU: Forgetting every impossibility, the Three Hunters overtake the Orcs and contrive a plan to save the two captives.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Pippin
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2710 Read Count: 3842
Published: Dec 20 2008 Updated: Dec 26 2008 [Report This]