Stories by sylc
Pastry Freaks! by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Lindir likes pastries. Elrond likes pastries. What happens when Lindir steals Elrond's specially ordered pastry?
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Elrond, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1206 Read Count: 1542
Published: Jan 13 2007 Updated: Jan 13 2007 [Report This]
Peanut Butter by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Lindir the elfling has cut his mouth. He goes to his Uncle Erestor for help.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 609 Read Count: 1308
Published: Mar 17 2007 Updated: Mar 17 2007 [Report This]
Pendant Of Life by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Celebrimbor admires a pendant belonging to Annatar. Annatar promises to make him one.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celebrimbor, Lindir, Sauron
Genres: Mystery
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 652 Read Count: 1754
Published: Jan 08 2007 Updated: Jan 08 2007 [Report This]
Persuading Lindir by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Glorfindel wants a little slap and tickle, but Lindir doesn't want to. Glorfindel, not one to accept defeat, persists.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1812 Read Count: 1227
Published: Mar 18 2007 Updated: Mar 18 2007 [Report This]
Please? by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Lindir the elfling spies a chocolate egg on his Uncle Erestor's desk and decides he wants it.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 424 Read Count: 1405
Published: Apr 09 2007 Updated: Apr 09 2007 [Report This]
Pock-Marked Ithil by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Lindir the elfling asks his Uncle Erestor why Ithil, the Moon, looks pock-marked.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 510 Read Count: 1091
Published: Apr 11 2007 Updated: Apr 11 2007 [Report This]
Pointy Hat by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A sequel of sorts to "Can I Marry Him?" in which Lindir wants to marry Glorfindel. In this fic, Lindir decides he doesn't want to marry Glorfindel after all and sets his sights on Mithrandir (Gandalf).
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Gandalf / Olorin, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1008 Read Count: 1456
Published: Jun 11 2007 Updated: Jun 11 2007 [Report This]
Poor Cows by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Lindir and Elladan go riding. Lindir spies some cows and feels sorry for them.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elladan, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 464 Read Count: 1175
Published: Mar 06 2007 Updated: Mar 06 2007 [Report This]
Porridge Spoon by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lindir asks his uncle, Erestor, what he should be when he grows up. Over the course of the conversation, they go on a tangent and Erestor discovers that Lindir has been lagging in his lessons with his tutor, Glorfindel.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1392 Read Count: 1358
Published: Feb 02 2007 Updated: Feb 02 2007 [Report This]
Prejudice by sylc, Adora Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Drabble in which an orc meets an elf.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Original Character
Genres: General, Other
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 1580
Published: Oct 04 2007 Updated: Oct 04 2007 [Report This]
Princely Puppies by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Glorfindel the taxidermist travels to Mirkwood and there finds a very handsome centrepiece for his collection and a basket of puppies. A slight play on "Little Red Riding Hood".
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Extreme/taboo Fetish
Series: Glorfindel The Taxidermist
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1537 Read Count: 1411
Published: Apr 12 2007 Updated: Apr 12 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Lindir the elfling receives an anonymous gift - a harp. Who is it from?
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 759 Read Count: 1160
Published: Feb 25 2007 Updated: Feb 25 2007 [Report This]
Rationalising MPreg by sylc Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 57]
Summary: Lindir, a former thrall, is forced against his will to become a witness in Sauron's trial on Taniquetil in the Fourth Age. Main pairings: Sauron/Lindir, Glorfindel/Lindir. Slash, MPreg (due to Sauron's experiments), Angst, Slavery, Noncon, Tentacles, Body manipulation, Mind control, Oral, Violence, Incest, Minor involved. Necrophilia. Bestiality. Character death.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Celebrimbor, Ecthelion, Elrond, Eonwe, Erestor, Gandalf / Olorin, Gildor, Glorfindel, Ingwë, Lindir, Manwe, Morgoth / Melkor, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Sauron
Genres: Angst, Drama, Erotica, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Suspense, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death, Extreme/taboo Fetish, Graphic Sex, Incest, MPREG (male pregnancy), Rape, Slash (same sex pairing), Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 281514 Read Count: 85445
Published: Mar 18 2007 Updated: Sep 04 2010 [Report This]
Reluctant Heirs by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 31]
Summary: Beleriand is gone and the War of Wrath is over, but the survivors are far from peaceful; the scattered Sindarin and Noldorin refugees want a leader and the indigenous population of old Ossiriand (Lindon) violently object to the presence of the refugees. What's Elrond to do when he's adamant that he doesn't want the crown, but everyone else wants him to take it, and his best friend and love interest is his foe?
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Celeborn, Elrond, Erestor, Gil-Galad, Glorfindel, Original Character, Other
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing), Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 46953 Read Count: 19405
Published: Apr 02 2006 Updated: Apr 24 2006 [Report This]
Renowned Hero by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Summary: In bed, Lindir reads of Glorfindel of the House of the Golden Flower to Glorfindel, who is weary.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 598 Read Count: 1275
Published: Apr 11 2007 Updated: Apr 11 2007 [Report This]
Saggy Mattress by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Glorfindel wakes and finds himself lying on the edge of the bed for the third time in a row. He believes Lindir's cuddling is the reason why and is very annoyed.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 782 Read Count: 1667
Published: May 16 2007 Updated: May 16 2007 [Report This]
Salgant's Son by sylc Rated: R [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Lindir, son of Salgant, is his drunken and embittered father's full time carer. When Salgant is arrested for debt-dodging and a mysterious stranger turns up on Lindir's doorstep asking for lecherous favours for debt-clearing cash, Lindir's bewildered and torn.
Categories: Book Verse Slash, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Ecthelion, Glorfindel, Lindir, Other Canon Character
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6214 Read Count: 1540
Published: May 19 2008 Updated: May 19 2008 [Report This]
Summary: Lindir the elfling overhears Glorfindel and Celebrían discussing sexual reassignment surgery. Curious, he goes and asks his Uncle Erestor about it. They chat about it and cosmetic surgery.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celebrían, Cirdan, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1153 Read Count: 1998
Published: Jul 06 2007 Updated: Jul 06 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Glorfindel buys Lindir a pair of sexy knickers. Unfortunately for Glorfindel, Lindir doesn't seem very affected by them; merely a little baffled.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 407 Read Count: 1276
Published: Mar 10 2007 Updated: Mar 10 2007 [Report This]
Stamina by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Glorfindel, in a new relationship with Lindir, relates a delicate problem of the bedroom to his (evidently very close) friend, Erestor.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 912 Read Count: 1365
Published: Jan 13 2007 Updated: Jan 13 2007 [Report This]
Stolen Apple by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Erestor finds his nephew, Lindir, eating a stolen apple.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 416 Read Count: 1461
Published: Jan 17 2007 Updated: Jan 17 2007 [Report This]
Straight Answers by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Celeborn questions Elrond on the nature of his relationship with Celebri­an. Gil-galad, Elrond's lover, is present at the time. How will Elrond answer the questions?
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Celeborn, Elrond, Gil-Galad
Genres: Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1597 Read Count: 1417
Published: Jan 13 2007 Updated: Jan 13 2007 [Report This]
Strawberry Jam by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: In which a class of elflings, under Celebri­an's guidance, make up and recite their own syllogisms, and Lindir chews on Melpomaen's hair.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Erestor, Lindir, Melpomaen
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1737 Read Count: 1464
Published: Feb 10 2007 Updated: Feb 10 2007 [Report This]
Strawberry Pink by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Lindir the elfling informs his Uncle Erestor that he wants a strawberry pink themed birthday party and wants everyone to wear pink. Erestor hates wearing pink. They row.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 932 Read Count: 1340
Published: Mar 14 2007 Updated: Mar 14 2007 [Report This]
Stuck With Orcs by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A hundred word drabble in which Morgoth and Sauron view their latest and greatest assembly line.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Morgoth / Melkor, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 1389
Published: Jan 15 2007 Updated: Jan 15 2007 [Report This]