Penname: sylc [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 26/10/05
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:
Hello!

I read both The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings in the mid-90s, and began reading and writing fan fiction for this fandom (and others - see my blog) in 2002/03.

I'm an administrator of the site so please feel welcome to contact me with any enquiries / issues / comments related to the site and your experiences here.

Please note the warnings on each story before making your selection. My work covers G to NC-17 and most of the site's available warnings.

I hope you enjoy reading my work.

Sylc
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Stories by sylc
Stolen Apple by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Erestor finds his nephew, Lindir, eating a stolen apple.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 416 Read Count: 1265
[Report This] Published: 18/01/07 Updated: 18/01/07
Straight Answers by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Celeborn questions Elrond on the nature of his relationship with Celebri≠an. Gil-galad, Elrond's lover, is present at the time. How will Elrond answer the questions?
Categories: Book Verse Slash
Characters: Celeborn, Elrond, Gil-Galad
Genres: Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1597 Read Count: 1299
[Report This] Published: 14/01/07 Updated: 14/01/07
Strawberry Jam by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: In which a class of elflings, under Celebri≠an's guidance, make up and recite their own syllogisms, and Lindir chews on Melpomaen's hair.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Erestor, Lindir, Melpomaen
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1737 Read Count: 1243
[Report This] Published: 10/02/07 Updated: 10/02/07
Strawberry Pink by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Lindir the elfling informs his Uncle Erestor that he wants a strawberry pink themed birthday party and wants everyone to wear pink. Erestor hates wearing pink. They row.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 932 Read Count: 1151
[Report This] Published: 14/03/07 Updated: 14/03/07
Stuck With Orcs by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A hundred word drabble in which Morgoth and Sauron view their latest and greatest assembly line.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Morgoth / Melkor, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 1255
[Report This] Published: 15/01/07 Updated: 15/01/07
Stuffed Frodo by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Glorfindel is a taxidermist and Frodo has caught his eye.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Frodo, Glorfindel
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Glorfindel The Taxidermist
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 102 Read Count: 1521
[Report This] Published: 07/11/06 Updated: 07/11/06
Stuffed Glorfindel by sylc Rated: R [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Glorfindel the Cannibal Taxidermist is stuffed and eaten by Lindir the Elfling by way of some poetic justice. Written in response to enismirdal's challenge on LiveJournal. Rated for extreme violence and crazed cannibalistic taxidermist elves. Sequel to Stuffed Melpomaen.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Melpomaen
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Extreme/taboo Fetish, Violence
Series: Glorfindel The Taxidermist
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3740 Read Count: 1381
[Report This] Published: 06/05/07 Updated: 06/05/07
Stuffed Melpomaen by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Interior monologue in which Glorfindel the cannibalistic taxidermist stuffs Melpomaen the elfling with puppies (Agatha Kiss Kiss' siblings). Sequel to "Easter Catch!", the sequel to "The Creature Next Door".
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Melpomaen
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Extreme/taboo Fetish
Series: Glorfindel The Taxidermist
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 717 Read Count: 1973
[Report This] Published: 12/04/07 Updated: 12/04/07
Subordination by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Elrond, new to being a captain of warriors, finds his soldiers extremely unruly. He seeks Gil-galad's advice.
Categories: Book Verse Slash
Characters: Elrond, Gil-Galad
Genres: Humor, Other
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 659 Read Count: 1197
[Report This] Published: 24/01/07 Updated: 24/01/07
Sugarless Sweeties by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Lindir likes sweeties. Elrond likes sweeties. But Lindir, though he eats a tremendous lot of sweeties daily, always stays very slim. Pudgy Elrond asks him why and learns of Lindirís lover, Erestor the clever sweetie cook.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1329 Read Count: 984
[Report This] Published: 14/03/07 Updated: 14/03/07
Sweets, Flute & Love by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Lindir the elfling deals with three little... and somewhat connected issues.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 392 Read Count: 1178
[Report This] Published: 18/05/07 Updated: 18/05/07
Swoon by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Legolas suffers from being too pretty.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 101 Read Count: 1190
[Report This] Published: 25/10/06 Updated: 25/10/06
Summary: Orophin mistakes handsome Lindir, the head minstrel of Imladris, as a servant and so flirts heavily with him. Later, when he apologises to the esteemed elf, he finds the elf most peculiar, but not at all unpleasant.
Categories: Book Verse Slash
Characters: Lindir, Orophin
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1381 Read Count: 1193
[Report This] Published: 28/02/07 Updated: 28/02/07
Temper Hi-YA! by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Glorfindel wakes to strange little war cries from the next room. Sillyfic!
Categories: Book Verse Slash
Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 777 Read Count: 1139
[Report This] Published: 29/04/07 Updated: 29/04/07
The Boy Is Doomed by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Pengolodh of Gondolin complains about his new student, Maeglin, to Ecthelion and Glorfindel.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Ecthelion, Glorfindel, Maeglin, Other Canon Character
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1097 Read Count: 799
[Report This] Published: 04/08/10 Updated: 04/08/10
Summary: An internal monologue by Glorfindel the cannibalistic taxidermist. Other characters referred to include an unnamed and morbidly obese hobbit, Elrond, Erestor, Lindir the elfling, and various stuffed elves.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Gil-Galad, Glorfindel, Lindir, Maglor, Nimrodel, Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Extreme/taboo Fetish
Series: Glorfindel The Taxidermist
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 876 Read Count: 1526
[Report This] Published: 03/04/07 Updated: 03/04/07
Summary: Lindir the elfling hates the ugly Ecthelion statue standing opposite his door, but Uncle Erestor refuses to hear out his request for it to be removed. Lindir takes matters into his own hands.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Ecthelion, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1079 Read Count: 1392
[Report This] Published: 17/05/07 Updated: 17/05/07
Summary: Thranduil discusses the advantages of being beautiful with Elrond.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Arwen, Elrond, Thranduil
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 425 Read Count: 1000
[Report This] Published: 18/05/07 Updated: 18/05/07
The Graveyard by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Elflings Lindir and Melpomaen get caught playing in the graveyard of Imladris. A very cross Glorfindel delivers them to their uncle, Erestor.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Melpomaen
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1196 Read Count: 1214
[Report This] Published: 19/02/07 Updated: 19/02/07
The Great East-West Road by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Glorfindel and Lindir, on their way to Rivendell from Lindon at the beginning of the 3rd Age of the Sun, decide to shelter at Bree for the night. This is my first posted fanfiction, written and posted in 2003 at LibraryOfMoria.com under the pen name Weed Flora.
Categories: Book Verse Slash, Book-verse
Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Angst, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Rape, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11087 Read Count: 1296
[Report This] Published: 28/03/07 Updated: 28/03/07