Stories by sylc
The Little Prince by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 10]
Summary: In Thranduil's castle, Glorfindel meets Legolas, the toddler.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Legolas
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1581 Read Count: 1937
Published: Mar 30 2006 Updated: Mar 30 2006 [Report This]
The Morning After by sylc Rated: R [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Lord Glorfindel (who's married here, by the way) wakes up to discover he's spent the night having drunken sex with Legolas. He's mortified. Bottom!Glorfindel.
Categories: Book Verse Slash, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Legolas
Genres: Angst, Erotica, Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1070 Read Count: 1117
Published: Sep 30 2009 Updated: Sep 30 2009 [Report This]
The New Scribe by sylc Rated: R [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Gil-galad sets himself the task of hiring a new scribe. Elrond, worried about Gil-galad's habit of not using his brain, but another organ when he does such deciding and the possible consequences for the security of the kingdom if so, interferes.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Gil-Galad, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2150 Read Count: 1640
Published: Jan 16 2007 Updated: Jan 16 2007 [Report This]
The Play by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Erestor is bothered by his elfling nephew, Lindir, who has a problem with the play that is to be put on by the elflings this year.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 741 Read Count: 2107
Published: Feb 11 2007 Updated: Feb 11 2007 [Report This]
The Pledge by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lindir arrives on Erestor's windowsill. What's he doing there? Erestor finds out. Short and fluffy.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 485 Read Count: 1288
Published: Feb 25 2007 Updated: Feb 25 2007 [Report This]
The Shrine by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Lindir gives a pretty yellow bouquet to Erestor as a present, but Erestor knows that the flowers are Glorfindel's. Lindir, however, denies having got them from Glorfindel's garden.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Ecthelion, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1261 Read Count: 1528
Published: Mar 10 2007 Updated: Mar 10 2007 [Report This]
The Trunk In The Corner by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: When Melpomaen the elfling tells Lindir the elfling that Lindir’s uncle, Glorfindel, keeps a dead body in the locked trunk in his bedroom, Lindir goes to investigate.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Melpomaen
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1581 Read Count: 1381
Published: Mar 23 2007 Updated: Mar 23 2007 [Report This]
They're All Taken! by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lindir the elfling decides he is in love with Glorfindel. Unfortunately, according to Erestor, Glorfindel is already in love with some fellow called Ecthelion.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 977 Read Count: 1434
Published: Apr 27 2007 Updated: Apr 27 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Glorfindel the cannibalistic taxidermist in the style of William Carlos Williams. Created with this poem generator on the generator blog. I decided to fill in the blanks for Glorfindel the taxidermist after "Stuffed Melpomaen".
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Melpomaen
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: Glorfindel The Taxidermist
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 34 Read Count: 1739
Published: Apr 23 2007 Updated: Apr 23 2007 [Report This]
Toy Of Choice by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Legolas is the maker of the Contemporary Elflings' Toy Of Choice.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 101 Read Count: 1106
Published: Oct 27 2006 Updated: Oct 27 2006 [Report This]
Tricksy Lovers by sylc Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: It's Lindir's birthday, but Glorfindel, his lover, is stuck leading some new and young guards on the borders of Imladris.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Erotica, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex, Kink, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3442 Read Count: 2023
Published: Feb 26 2007 Updated: Feb 26 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Glorfindel has potatoes on the brain, much to the despair of his music student, Lindir.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1047 Read Count: 1279
Published: Apr 29 2006 Updated: Apr 29 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Lindir the elfling wonders if his uncle, Erestor, is married, and if not, why not.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 538 Read Count: 1859
Published: Jun 11 2007 Updated: Jun 11 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Lindir the elfling goes to sleep in his Uncle Erestor's bed and makes a few discoveries beneath the sheets.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 180 Read Count: 1738
Published: Apr 10 2007 Updated: Apr 10 2007 [Report This]
Vegetarian!Glorfindel by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Glorfindel, on being resurrected after Stuffed Glorfindel, is allowed back in Imladris on condition he complete a vegetarianism practical course and make a vow to never again eat meat. This is his daily diary whilst on the course. Written in response to tuxedo_elf's challenge on LiveJournal: "Glorfindel the cannibalistic taxidermist repents and goes veggie.". Rated for cannibalism and cruel(?) treatment of Glorfindel.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Melpomaen, Original Character
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Extreme/taboo Fetish, Violence
Series: Glorfindel The Taxidermist
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1548 Read Count: 1890
Published: May 06 2007 Updated: May 06 2007 [Report This]
Waiting For You by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Double drabble. Rumil and Lindir arrange to meet at a certain mallorn tree. Written for tuxedo_elf at LiveJournal.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Lindir, Rúmil
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 203 Read Count: 1691
Published: May 16 2007 Updated: May 16 2007 [Report This]
Want A Hair? by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Haldir asks Rúmil to dispose of a broken hair.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Haldir, Rúmil
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 360 Read Count: 1634
Published: Mar 13 2007 Updated: Mar 13 2007 [Report This]
Watch Over You by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Erestor reflects on his attachment to Elrond. Could be nonslash friendship. Could be slash.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Elrond, Erestor
Genres: Angst, General, Other
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1481 Read Count: 1398
Published: Sep 23 2006 Updated: Sep 23 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Lindir the elfling is very upset when Erestor stops spending his free time with him and starts spending it with Glorfindel.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1171 Read Count: 1528
Published: Apr 29 2007 Updated: Apr 29 2007 [Report This]
Willy Cookies by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Lindir the elfling goes down to the kitchens in the middle of the night and there finds Glorfindel baking willy cookies.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 793 Read Count: 1913
Published: Feb 23 2007 Updated: Feb 23 2007 [Report This]
Woof! by sylc Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Glorfindel wakes up in the night to something licking him in a very naughty place. It's his lover Lindir, right? Wrong!
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Erotica, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Extreme/taboo Fetish, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1068 Read Count: 1395
Published: Mar 03 2007 Updated: Mar 03 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Lindir the elfling explains to Lord Elrond why he is uncomfortable writing about his weekend for his teacher because it contained drugs, sex and death.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Melpomaen
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1421 Read Count: 1295
Published: Nov 05 2008 Updated: Nov 05 2008 [Report This]
Summary: Lindir the elfling talks to his Uncle Erestor about elves marrying orcs and the Black Speech.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 539 Read Count: 1319
Published: Nov 05 2008 Updated: Nov 05 2008 [Report This]