Stories by sylc
Can I Marry Him? by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Lindir the elfling goes to tell his Uncle Erestor that he has decided that he wants to marry Glorfindel.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 650 Read Count: 3199
Published: Feb 21 2007 Updated: Feb 21 2007 [Report This]
Circumstances by sylc Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Elrond reflects on his relationship with Lindir and how circumstances, some extraneous, some self-inflicted, have always come between them.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Gil-Galad, Lindir
Genres: Angst, Erotica, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7239 Read Count: 2661
Published: Jan 31 2007 Updated: Jan 31 2007 [Report This]
Curtain Fashion by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: A short tongue-in-cheek fic inspired by the clothes worn by the elves of Imladris in the films.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Elrond
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 1607
Published: Feb 10 2007 Updated: Feb 10 2007 [Report This]
Custody Of Lindir by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Young Lindir has been adopted by his uncle, Erestor. His father disagrees with the decision. One night whilst the pair argues, Lindir slips out of bed and bumps into Glorfindel.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1244 Read Count: 1936
Published: Nov 04 2008 Updated: Nov 04 2008 [Report This]
Damaged Hand by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Glorfindel misses Erestor at Yule Eve and goes to find and fetch him, only to discover that Erestor is buried under work and worse, the scholar's writing hand is damaged and it's Glorfindel's fault.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1394 Read Count: 2495
Published: Jan 14 2007 Updated: Jan 14 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Lindir is a schizophrenic minstrel. He fails to take his medication one day and causes trouble in the barracks of Imladris. Glorfindel is summoned to deal with the situation.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Melpomaen
Genres: Drama, General, Other
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1583 Read Count: 1796
Published: Sep 10 2009 Updated: Sep 10 2009 [Report This]
Delusion Of Persecution by sylc Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Glorfindel is injured on the borders of Imladris. Thanks to a medication bungle, he starts to mistake the servants for Sauron's minions. Lindir is one of those who is at the scene and has to help out, to his misfortune. Warnings: Profanity, slash, graphic violence
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel, Lindir, Original Character
Genres: Angst, Drama, Erotica, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Kink, Slash (same sex pairing), Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4519 Read Count: 2453
Published: Dec 13 2009 Updated: Dec 13 2009 [Report This]
Do Something! by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Elrond and Lindir are hungry, but there is no foood! A very silly fic. Read at own risk of losing brain cells.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 451 Read Count: 1683
Published: Apr 29 2007 Updated: Apr 29 2007 [Report This]
Doggy Phobia by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Lindir is terrified of dogs. Unfortunately, his lover Glorfindel loves dogs and keeps a dog. One day, after a particularly bad "introduce you to the doggy" session, Lindir anticipates their relationship ending over a "it's him or me" situation as he fears Glorfindel will choose the dog over him. In tears, he tells this to his cousin Melpomaen. Written for Glorfindel at LiveJournal as per request for a sequel to "Ice-cream Thief".
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Melpomaen
Genres: Humor, Mystery
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2608 Read Count: 2163
Published: May 27 2007 Updated: May 27 2007 [Report This]
Easter Catch! by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Interior monologue. At Easter, Glorfindel the taxidermist catches Melpomaen, another nephew of Erestor's. Written for chaotic_binky who wanted a sequel to "The Creature Next Door".
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Arwen, Beleg, Celebrimbor, Elrond, Elros, Erestor, Gil-Galad, Glorfindel, Legolas, Lindir, Maglor, Melpomaen, Nimrodel, Saruman
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Extreme/taboo Fetish, Kink, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: Glorfindel The Taxidermist
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1308 Read Count: 3213
Published: Apr 08 2007 Updated: Apr 08 2007 [Report This]
Elrond Substitutes by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Gil-galad loves Elrond. Elrond does not love Gil-galad. Gil-galad switches to Elrond substitutes.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Elrond, Gil-Galad
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 198 Read Count: 2255
Published: Apr 27 2007 Updated: Apr 27 2007 [Report This]
Elrond!Diet by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Elrond has gained weight. Gil-galad raises the subject over supper.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Gil-Galad
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 594 Read Count: 2669
Published: Mar 05 2007 Updated: Mar 05 2007 [Report This]
Elrond!Paperwork by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Elrond dislikes paperwork and so likes to avoid doing it. One day, his avoidance has nasty results.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1209 Read Count: 1591
Published: Feb 09 2007 Updated: Feb 09 2007 [Report This]
Elven Bum Rot by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Elrond's very reserved chief councillor, Erestor, has contracted an STI. Glorfindel finds out, thinks it hilarious, and gleefully spreads the news. Warnings: Graphic descriptions of an elven sexually transmitted infection, slash references
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2292 Read Count: 1952
Published: Dec 13 2009 Updated: Dec 13 2009 [Report This]
Summary: Lindir the elfling asks his Uncle Erestor for help with his homework. Erestor tries to turn him away as he is very busy, but then learns from the elfling that Lindir has recently been spending a lot of time with Glorfindel, who is far from the most virtuous influence on the child.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1147 Read Count: 1963
Published: Feb 20 2007 Updated: Feb 20 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Estel loses his favourite hat so Elrond takes him to Lindir the hatter to get a new one. My response to Shadow Maiden's challenge: "Write about Estel and he has try on something."
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Elrond, Gandalf / Olorin, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1769 Read Count: 1565
Published: Nov 07 2008 Updated: Nov 07 2008 [Report This]
Summary: Glorfindel falls in a pit. A Dark Elf lands on top of him. Injured, Glorfindel's thoughts turn towards death and in particular, Mandos.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel
Genres: Humor, Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 906 Read Count: 1688
Published: Feb 21 2007 Updated: Feb 21 2007 [Report This]
Executioner's Potion by sylc Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Maeglin/Glorfindel. Glorfindel wakes with a hangover to find that he has had sex on his parlour floor and there's a naked Maeglin lying next to him. Can be read as a prequel to "A Dangerous Rose" or as a standalone. Warnings: Slash, Noncon, Maeglin is underage (but in charge).
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Maeglin
Genres: Angst, Erotica
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Extreme/taboo Fetish, Graphic Sex, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3868 Read Count: 2094
Published: Dec 12 2009 Updated: Dec 12 2009 [Report This]
Summary: Lindir the elfling has some questions about Eärendil. He takes them to Elrond.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1049 Read Count: 1729
Published: Jul 05 2007 Updated: Jul 05 2007 [Report This]
Fair Is Fair by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Erestor is wet and muddy and inside - eek! Lindir the elfling tells him off.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 332 Read Count: 2060
Published: Apr 30 2007 Updated: Apr 30 2007 [Report This]
Fiddle Tennis by sylc Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Mid-way through their love-making on a squeaky bed, Glorfindel notices the rattling shelves above Lindir's head.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 814 Read Count: 1896
Published: Apr 20 2007 Updated: Apr 20 2007 [Report This]
Food Lover by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Elrond loves his food. But by how much? Gil-galad tries to distract him.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Elrond, Gil-Galad
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 489 Read Count: 2038
Published: Jan 07 2007 Updated: Jan 07 2007 [Report This]
Forbidden Books by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Elrond and Gil-galad discuss the censorship of books in Lindon.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Gil-Galad
Genres: Other
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1310 Read Count: 2204
Published: Nov 26 2006 Updated: Nov 26 2006 [Report This]
Gardening Companion by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lindir has a garden of which he takes great care. One day, he discovers his neighbour Glorfindel pruning it most vigorously and is most distressed.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1322 Read Count: 2025
Published: Apr 28 2007 Updated: Apr 28 2007 [Report This]
Gifts From Eriador by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lindir returns from a music tour of Eriador with more gifts with which to decorate the rooms he shares with Glorfindel. On this occasion, the gifts are a little unusual. Glorfindel/Lindir
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1360 Read Count: 1471
Published: Mar 16 2007 Updated: Mar 16 2007 [Report This]