Stories by sylc
Summary: Estel loses his favourite hat so Elrond takes him to Lindir the hatter to get a new one. My response to Shadow Maiden's challenge: "Write about Estel and he has try on something."
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Elrond, Gandalf / Olorin, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1769 Read Count: 1252
Published: Nov 07 2008 Updated: Nov 07 2008 [Report This]
Summary: Glorfindel falls in a pit. A Dark Elf lands on top of him. Injured, Glorfindel's thoughts turn towards death and in particular, Mandos.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel
Genres: Humor, Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 906 Read Count: 1495
Published: Feb 21 2007 Updated: Feb 21 2007 [Report This]
Executioner's Potion by sylc Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Maeglin/Glorfindel. Glorfindel wakes with a hangover to find that he has had sex on his parlour floor and there's a naked Maeglin lying next to him. Can be read as a prequel to "A Dangerous Rose" or as a standalone. Warnings: Slash, Noncon, Maeglin is underage (but in charge).
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Maeglin
Genres: Angst, Erotica
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Extreme/taboo Fetish, Graphic Sex, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3868 Read Count: 1673
Published: Dec 12 2009 Updated: Dec 12 2009 [Report This]
Summary: Lindir the elfling has some questions about Eärendil. He takes them to Elrond.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1049 Read Count: 1556
Published: Jul 05 2007 Updated: Jul 05 2007 [Report This]
Fair Is Fair by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Erestor is wet and muddy and inside - eek! Lindir the elfling tells him off.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 332 Read Count: 1867
Published: Apr 30 2007 Updated: Apr 30 2007 [Report This]
Fiddle Tennis by sylc Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Mid-way through their love-making on a squeaky bed, Glorfindel notices the rattling shelves above Lindir's head.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 814 Read Count: 1669
Published: Apr 20 2007 Updated: Apr 20 2007 [Report This]
Food Lover by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Elrond loves his food. But by how much? Gil-galad tries to distract him.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Elrond, Gil-Galad
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 489 Read Count: 1867
Published: Jan 07 2007 Updated: Jan 07 2007 [Report This]
Forbidden Books by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Elrond and Gil-galad discuss the censorship of books in Lindon.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Gil-Galad
Genres: Other
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1310 Read Count: 1848
Published: Nov 26 2006 Updated: Nov 26 2006 [Report This]
Gardening Companion by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lindir has a garden of which he takes great care. One day, he discovers his neighbour Glorfindel pruning it most vigorously and is most distressed.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1322 Read Count: 1795
Published: Apr 28 2007 Updated: Apr 28 2007 [Report This]
Gifts From Eriador by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lindir returns from a music tour of Eriador with more gifts with which to decorate the rooms he shares with Glorfindel. On this occasion, the gifts are a little unusual. Glorfindel/Lindir
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1360 Read Count: 1228
Published: Mar 16 2007 Updated: Mar 16 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Glorfindel, a father of two elflings and a step-father to an almost-adult, reflects on the past year and worries about his children. Internal monologue.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Haldir, Lindir, Original Character, Orophin, Rúmil
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Extreme/taboo Fetish, Violence
Series: Glorfindel The Taxidermist
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1526 Read Count: 1327
Published: May 28 2009 Updated: May 28 2009 [Report This]
Summary: Glorfindel has been a dutiful vegetarian since "Vegetarian!Glorfindel" and has turned his life around. Now he is being allowed to take a holiday to Lindon.
Categories: Book Verse Slash, Book-verse Characters: Cirdan, Elrond, Erestor, Gildor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Lindir, Original Character
Genres: Horror, Humor, Other
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Extreme/taboo Fetish, Slash (same sex pairing), Violence
Series: Glorfindel The Taxidermist
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3046 Read Count: 2489
Published: May 28 2009 Updated: May 28 2009 [Report This]
Summary: In which an irate Lindir cannot sleep because his lover Glorfindel keeps on moving and jolting their new bed.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 775 Read Count: 1369
Published: Mar 14 2007 Updated: Mar 14 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Erestor, thinking himself doing Glorfindel a favour and hoping for a favourable eye to be cast on him by the powerful elf-lord, has all of Imladris' erroneous accounts of the fall of Gondolin and the fall of Glorfindel, Captain of the House of the Golden Flower, corrected. Unfortunately, Glorfindel is dismayed and not at all pleased.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 988 Read Count: 1557
Published: Jan 09 2007 Updated: Jan 09 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Gil-galad demands that Glorfindel, who is newly arrived on Middle-earth, find himself a female partner so that he may attend an important social occasion. He has no luck until the last night when he finds a wondrous female. Unknown to him, she's not a she.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Gil-Galad, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor, Mystery
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3123 Read Count: 1745
Published: Jan 09 2007 Updated: Jan 09 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Drabble in which Lindir has a habit of wearing his lover's shirts, much to Glorfindel's frustration.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 102 Read Count: 1326
Published: Mar 05 2007 Updated: Mar 05 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Erestor, a scholar always pressed for time, gets a new neighbour who likes to sing at the wrong times.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1472 Read Count: 1463
Published: Mar 27 2007 Updated: Mar 27 2007 [Report This]
Grief by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Elrond reflects on Elros' death and the fate of the Secondborn
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Elros
Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 996 Read Count: 1044
Published: Nov 08 2010 Updated: Nov 08 2010 [Report This]
Hair Dye by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Lindir shares an observation about the Mirkwood royals with Glorfindel.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 2023
Published: Apr 26 2006 Updated: Apr 26 2006 [Report This]
Hair Extensions by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Glorfindel has hair extensions and Erestor finds out... at an awkward moment.
Categories: Book Verse Slash, Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 102 Read Count: 1894
Published: Nov 06 2006 Updated: Nov 06 2006 [Report This]
Hair Holding by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: In which Lindir the elfling likes to hold his Uncle Erestor’s hair.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 854 Read Count: 2138
Published: Mar 12 2007 Updated: Mar 12 2007 [Report This]
Hall Of Fire by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Chief Councillor Erestor and Head Minstrel Lindir, who hate one another with fiery intensity, fight over the rights to the new hall in Rivendell.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1406 Read Count: 1773
Published: Feb 08 2007 Updated: Feb 08 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Erestor is contacted by an overzealous marketer of the Valarin Healing By Matchmaking Agency.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 969 Read Count: 1482
Published: Feb 16 2007 Updated: Feb 16 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Erestor is going away to Woodhall for a few weeks and leaving Lindir behind. Lindir isn't too pleased.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 795 Read Count: 1786
Published: Apr 20 2007 Updated: Apr 20 2007 [Report This]
Hoo, hooom! Wisha wooo! by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: After sex, Fangorn and Fimbrethil have a little Entish tiff. Written in response to stressbeertje's challenge on LiveJournal: "[Ent] sex X3, and what happened to the females".
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Other, Treebeard
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 632 Read Count: 3904
Published: May 05 2007 Updated: May 05 2007 [Report This]