Stories by sylc
Let Us Be Friends by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Lindir is the only elfling in Imladris and is lonely. However, when Glorfindel tries to befriend him, Lindir refuses on account of Glorfindel's great age.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 788 Read Count: 1040
Published: 11/01/08 Updated: 11/01/08 [Report This]
Summary: A killer plant arrives in Imladris by way of a raven plop and sets about killing off all of Glorfindel's abusive linden flowers. Lindir decides to save it from Glorfindel's Rivendell Roundup. Written for chaotic_binky for Jinglebells In June 2007 Slashy Santa.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing), Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4304 Read Count: 1420
Published: 07/05/07 Updated: 07/05/07 [Report This]
Summary: Young Lindir meets an orcling one night whilst out wandering alone.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: General, Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1209 Read Count: 1245
Published: 11/04/08 Updated: 11/04/08 [Report This]
Summary: Rúmil works at a Lothlórien tavern part-time. One night, the last patron decides to tell him about his one night stands with Haldir and Orophin.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Haldir, Lindir, Orophin, Rúmil
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1582 Read Count: 1494
Published: 06/07/07 Updated: 06/07/07 [Report This]
Lindir The Chastity Elf by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lindir vows never to have sex with anyone ever again and it breaks his poor Glorfindel and Elrond's hearts. Written in response to tofumice's challenge for the meme: "Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them." Her challenge: "Hahahaha, Lindir the chastity elf. He vows never to have sex with anyone ever again and it breaks his poor Glorfindel and Elrond's hearts."
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 801 Read Count: 1558
Published: 05/04/07 Updated: 05/04/07 [Report This]
Summary: Lindir finds his parents' will late one night and goes to claim its contents from Elrond. Contains Elrond/Celebrian. No slash content.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celebrían, Elrond, Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1479 Read Count: 1193
Published: 05/28/09 Updated: 05/28/09 [Report This]
Lindir!Bored by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Lindir is very very bored. In search of amusement, he goes to bother his Uncle Erestor.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1322 Read Count: 1600
Published: 01/05/07 Updated: 01/05/07 [Report This]
Lindir!Short by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Drabble in which Lindir tells his Uncle Erestor that he is extremely self-conscious about his short height.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 1554
Published: 03/04/07 Updated: 03/04/07 [Report This]
Summary: Lindir the elfling is having a very bad morning. Everyone seems to have it in for him. And then he meets Arwen.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Celebrían, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Melpomaen
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1051 Read Count: 1614
Published: 11/06/08 Updated: 11/06/08 [Report This]
Lindir's Pillow by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Lindir lurvvvs his Glorfindel pillow.
Categories: Book Verse Slash, Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 846 Read Count: 1408
Published: 03/26/07 Updated: 03/26/07 [Report This]
Summary: Lord Círdan and King Gil-galad were fishing on the sea... a poem reminiscent of Carroll's "The Walrus and the Carpenter".
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Cirdan, Gil-Galad, Original Character
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 785 Read Count: 2033
Published: 10/13/07 Updated: 10/13/07 [Report This]
Lover Of The Month by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Drabble in which Erestor looks at Glorfindel's calendar.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 109 Read Count: 1631
Published: 03/04/07 Updated: 03/04/07 [Report This]
Loving Lindir by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 3]
Summary: On returning to Imladris after a long journey, Glorfindel discovers that his lover, Lindir, has trashed his rooms.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1774 Read Count: 1352
Published: 10/23/06 Updated: 10/23/06 [Report This]
Maedhros' Hand by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 2]
Summary: In which Sauron catches a Balrog with Maedhros' severed hand and Fingon can't sing.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Balrog, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1069 Read Count: 1660
Published: 02/12/07 Updated: 02/12/07 [Report This]
Maglor The Frog by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Maglor has been turned into a frog. He hopes Gandalf will change him back.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Maglor
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 452 Read Count: 1730
Published: 05/01/07 Updated: 05/01/07 [Report This]
Measuring Tape by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Lindir finds a tome containing measurements for a Glorfindel of Gondolin statue. He takes it to bed with him and comments on it with his lover.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Erotica, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1117 Read Count: 1385
Published: 04/12/07 Updated: 04/12/07 [Report This]
Mud Bath by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: In which Arwen solves the issue of Elessar's unsavory clean look.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Eldarion
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 105 Read Count: 1447
Published: 02/06/07 Updated: 02/06/07 [Report This]
Night Of The Play by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Sequel to "The Play". It is now the night of the elflings' play, "The Two Trees" and almost time for a now fully spider costumed Lindir to be summoned away to participate in the play.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1692 Read Count: 2545
Published: 02/13/07 Updated: 02/13/07 [Report This]
Not Big Enough by sylc Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lindir the elfling, newly schooled by Glorfindel, wants to do it the adult way today. But there's a problem.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Extreme/taboo Fetish, Graphic Sex, Incest, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 497 Read Count: 2038
Published: 03/26/07 Updated: 03/26/07 [Report This]
Oh Look! by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Two female original characters curiously observe Saeros and Turin running through the forest of Doriath.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Original Character, Saeros, Turin Turambar
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 266 Read Count: 1670
Published: 04/19/07 Updated: 04/19/07 [Report This]