Penname: faramiriel [Contact] Real name: megan
Member Since: 21/12/05
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Hi! I'm Megan. I'm 15 and I live in...well I won't tell you that. ;) I much prefer the books to the movies (evil PJ, ruining Faramir). I greatly appreciate constructive criticism, but I accept flattery as well. :D



I have an account on fanfiction.net with the same penname, and i tend to update there more often.



read my bff's fanfics, her name is Nazgrrl.



I write wacky humor and angsty poetry. i love angst but i'm not much good at writing it. i like to read high-angst, especially with torture. i like stories involving aragorn/faramir friendship (btw i hate slash), and stories involving small children.



if you have read this far, congratulations! you have won the long boring bio reading world championship!



perhaps i should mention that i love sugar. and i eat a lot of it. it's probably to make up for all the angst i read. lol.

Beta-reader: Yes
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Stories by faramiriel
Summary: Complete! Aragorn loves his Ice Cream. But when the Terrible Trio arrives in Minas Tirith with an evil plot to steal the imperial Ice Cream, will he survive?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Haldir, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Obsessions
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3153 Read Count: 6455
[Report This] Published: 05/05/06 Updated: 31/10/06
Summary: A parody of Irving Berlin's song "White Christmas."
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 64 Read Count: 1240
[Report This] Published: 21/12/06 Updated: 21/12/06
Equicide by faramiriel Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 10]
Summary: The death of Shadowfax.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other
Genres: Drama, General, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death, Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 390 Read Count: 1315
[Report This] Published: 03/01/07 Updated: 03/01/07
Summary: What will a hobbit do for mushrooms? Or perhaps the question should be, what will they not do?
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Farmer Maggot, Frodo, Merry, Pippin
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 737 Read Count: 1465
[Report This] Published: 13/10/07 Updated: 13/10/07
Summary: A very long poem. In four parts. I suck at summaries. : (-
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 178 Read Count: 1622
[Report This] Published: 25/01/08 Updated: 25/01/08
Summary: I FINALLY UPDATED!!!!!!! What if Galadriel had failed the test and accepted the Ring when Frodo offered it to her? Totally OOC and goofy and random
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Galadriel, Other, Sam, Sauron
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1422 Read Count: 5008
[Report This] Published: 09/01/06 Updated: 17/10/06
Summary: Gimli goes to Aman with Legolas. The Elves, naturally, do not approve of this state of affairs.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Other
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 618 Read Count: 1458
[Report This] Published: 21/12/05 Updated: 21/12/05
Haikus by faramiriel Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: A bunch of haikus I wrote about various characters.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Arwen, Faramir, Frodo
Genres: Angst, General, Poetry, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 136 Read Count: 10061
[Report This] Published: 26/09/06 Updated: 05/02/07
Summary: At last, how Drogo and Primula really died. Rated with extreme caution.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Primula Baggins
Genres: General, Humor, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 673 Read Count: 1279
[Report This] Published: 22/12/07 Updated: 22/12/07
Summary: A poem about the different aspects of Aragorn.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 120 Read Count: 867
[Report This] Published: 02/01/09 Updated: 02/01/09
Motivations by faramiriel Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Why exactly did Frodo take the Ring to Mordor? I don't know either. An exploratory poem.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Frodo
Genres: General, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 98 Read Count: 1502
[Report This] Published: 07/02/07 Updated: 07/02/07
Summary: Eowyn's thoughts before riding out for battle. Keep in mind that this is before she meets Faramir. Enjoy, and review!
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn
Genres: Angst, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Healed Emotions, Loved Always
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 160 Read Count: 1385
[Report This] Published: 29/09/06 Updated: 29/09/06
Summary: A man of Harad dies before the gates of Mordor, still believing the lies of Sauron, and mourning his orphaned daughter.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Other
Genres: Angst, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 214 Read Count: 1259
[Report This] Published: 01/02/07 Updated: 01/02/07
Summary: Arwen reflects.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Arwen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 162 Read Count: 1252
[Report This] Published: 10/09/06 Updated: 10/09/06
Summary: The title says it all.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 228 Read Count: 1394
[Report This] Published: 07/09/06 Updated: 07/09/06
Summary: Sequel to Aragorn's Ice Cream. Aragorn wants to know how to make a milkshake, but Eomer is determined that he will not find out.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Obsessions
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 327 Read Count: 1357
[Report This] Published: 06/01/07 Updated: 06/01/07
Summary: Elf &hearts Man. What could possibly go wrong?
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Angst, Mystery, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 768 Read Count: 3222
[Report This] Published: 31/12/06 Updated: 09/10/07
Windsong by faramiriel Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A poem.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 101 Read Count: 1549
[Report This] Published: 27/02/07 Updated: 27/02/07