Penname: Isa [Contact] Real name: Isa

Member Since: 10/10/04
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I'm a Portuguese girl. And don't tell me stuff like: 'Oh, that's in Spain, right?' There's a huge rivalry between the Portuguese and the Spaniards. I'm tired of telling people that I'm Portuguese and then having to see them twirling around like idiots, clapping and shouting Olé! ...And then they act all surprised when I punch them.
My greatest ambition is to one day own a pig.

What others have to say about me:

“I told you to stop stalking me! SECURITY!”
Gabriel Byrne

“I liked her better when she was younger.”
Michael Jackson

“These are two talented girls!”
Boris Yeltsin

“She almost makes me wish I could read!”
G.W. Bush

“Brilliant from the 1st to the 2nd words, but a bit confusing in the middle.”
Britney Spears

“Her plots are brimming with life, just like me.”
Princess Diana