Penname: Shadow Ranger [Contact] Real name: Speedy
Member Since: 12/11/06
Membership status: Member
Bio:
For those that don't know me:
Welcome to my bio ;)
I'm a pretty young, rather eccentric englishman, best known for my slightly insane brand of humour, and my stories Raiders on the Sea and the Orc survival guide. I'm currently writing a couple of humour fics and considering returning to a few of my other, more serious stories.

Note: Reviews make me happy, especially ones which let me know what I'm doing wrong! XD


For those who do know me:
*Ahem* Yes it's been awhile hasn't it? For all of those who enojy my stories and madcap humour I apologise for the hiatus. Not only was my computer broken but I had about 0 muse and exams looming.

By the by I'm back now and ready for action, so you can expect to see more of me and my mentalistic nature in the very near future!

On another note I'm cleaning house and deleting some of my older stories; namely the ones which weren't particularly popular and I won't be likely to continue them. Rest assured the OSG is not one of them!

Regards, Shadow Ranger.
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Stories by Shadow Ranger
Summary: Shadow Ranger pokes fun at Mary Sues.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Bill the Pony, Butterbur, Celeborn, Denethor, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Tom Bombadil, Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2931 Read Count: 8547
[Report This] Published: 30/01/07 Updated: 19/02/07
Summary: A prank by Merry and Pippin goes disasterously wrong.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2217 Read Count: 8823
[Report This] Published: 14/11/06 Updated: 14/11/06
Summary: A misunderstanding leads to a prank war in Rivendell.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elrond, Glorfindel, Legolas, Original Character, Pippin
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1660 Read Count: 6322
[Report This] Published: 10/02/07 Updated: 10/02/07
Summary: Mourning for a cherished character, callously dispatched.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 226 Read Count: 1368
[Report This] Published: 05/12/06 Updated: 05/12/06
Summary: Little fic I wrote some time ago....

WARNING: Absolutely insane!
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Frodo, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Sam
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 444 Read Count: 1364
[Report This] Published: 04/02/07 Updated: 04/02/07
Summary: A journal from an evil villain (1st person notations)
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1970 Read Count: 1199
[Report This] Published: 14/11/06 Updated: 14/11/06
Summary: One shot I wrote some time ago about how the witch king really met his end.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 160 Read Count: 1461
[Report This] Published: 30/01/07 Updated: 30/01/07
Summary: What's Middle-Earth like after thousands and thousands of years beyond the War of the Ring?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4040 Read Count: 3757
[Report This] Published: 21/12/06 Updated: 04/01/07
Summary: Story involving pirate raiders and heroic bands of rangers.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Denethor, Faramir, Legolas, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14743 Read Count: 21361
[Report This] Published: 12/11/06 Updated: 14/01/07
Teri by Shadow Ranger Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 9]
Summary: A collection of stories about the elf crew member
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Haldir, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3585 Read Count: 6006
[Report This] Published: 21/11/06 Updated: 10/12/06
Summary: A round robin, the object of which is to see whether or not hate is reasonable.

Post a chapter about ANYBODY (preferably a LOTR character) that you hate, post as many reasons as possible and reasoned arguments. (So, "I just don't like them" will likely get your argument trashed)

I'll try and be as unbiased as possible.

Hm... now would probably be a good time to attempt Gemini Elf's "Hyper" challenge.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1571 Read Count: 11759
[Report This] Published: 19/02/07 Updated: 12/03/08
Summary: Maybe Blind Albe, or Lucky Billy, are obvious, but why the heck's he called Potted Lim??


And what's with Snap Edhe anyway?


All will be revealed...
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Other
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 849 Read Count: 8271
[Report This] Published: 13/11/06 Updated: 21/11/06
Summary: Compulsery kit for any orc/ evil minion.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4475 Read Count: 11914
[Report This] Published: 14/11/06 Updated: 09/04/08
Summary: Just some ideas I thought of a little while ago.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 203 Read Count: 1342
[Report This] Published: 21/11/06 Updated: 21/11/06
Summary: Redone story version. Permission from Gemini_Elf to include her in this fic has been attained.

Enjoy!

Warning! Contains mock violence and one very scary glare!
Categories: Movie-verse, Actor Fics
Characters: Eomer, Théoden, Théodred, Varda
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1527 Read Count: 4487
[Report This] Published: 31/08/07 Updated: 28/09/07