Penname: Remuki Rules [Contact] Real name: McKenzie Jiles
Member Since: 04/06/13
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Yo! An avid Lord of the Rings lover who stumbled upon this amazing site! I'm ready for some sword-swinging, Orc-kicking fun! Let's go!

To put it into words that most people may find easier to understand, I am a sixteen year old author with a particular love for Lord of the Rings. Most of my stories strive towards being on the humorous side. Hey, life's too short not to laugh! Which is why I like reviews letting me know if I made you laugh, so make sure to drop those if you don't mind! Please and thank you!

As for favorite characters, mine would go as follows:

Eomer

Legolas

Lord Elrond

Boromir

Gimli

Gandalf

Lady Galadriel

Pippin

Merry

Eowyn

Aragorn

... and so on.

Just so you know, I am not a fan of slash. I wanted to make sure that I was clear on that point.

If I ever put romance in a story, it will be a very comedic romance.

Well, that is all of the good stuff! We cool? Awesome! Let's get this party started!

P.S. I take flames very well. How else do you think I roast my Lembas bread? I mean, that stuff tastes bad enough on its own!
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Stories by Remuki Rules
Summary: The Fellowship gather around to decipher their latest problem: what this strange device that makes strange noises and causes you to move to the beat could be.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1708 Read Count: 714
[Report This] Published: 04/06/13 Updated: 08/06/13
Summary: A textbook on how to properly write the worst fanfiction ever. Completely twisting up the entire idea of Middle-Earth and strangling it to fit into your own idea of a story. Chapters will include a step-by-step process of writing your very own story that is guarunteed to get thousands of reviews. Co-written with the sons of Elrond.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 188 Read Count: 195
[Report This] Published: 30/10/13 Updated: 30/10/13
Summary: Merry and Pippin play a practical joke on the wrong Elf.
Respose to wind rider's challenge #15 Retaliation.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas, Merry, Pippin
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: 100 Prompts
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 341 Read Count: 319
[Report This] Published: 07/06/13 Updated: 07/06/13
Summary: A new high school has recently been constructed in the town of Spring Lake, North Carolina called ME High School. It has a wide variety of teachers including a wizard, a short guy with a ring, a few elves,and a ranger who is supposedly a king of someplace. This all sounds terribly familiar. What does ME stand for again...?
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2384 Read Count: 1136
[Report This] Published: 05/06/13 Updated: 12/08/13
Summary: A slightly sensitive girl becomes victim to a Suethor's idiocy; meaning she get's accidently sent into Middle-Earth with a Mary-Sue. It has been so long since she has seen the movie (and she never read the books) so she doesn't know if she will be able to stop the Mary-Sue from ruining the storyline. Not only that, she must get over her own fears just to survive, while trying to keep Ms. Sue away from the 'hotter' male members of the Fellowship. She just wants to go home, but Fate has something against her.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Elladan, Elrohir, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Friendship, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1455 Read Count: 774
[Report This] Published: 14/08/13 Updated: 12/09/13