Hey! I'm a LotR fanatic who has a slight obsession with a certain Mr. Bloom. My favourite films are of course the LotR trilogy, Kingdom of Heaven, Van Helsing and basically any epic with Orlando Bloom in it. I live in a small country in the southern hemisphere close to Antarctica and I'm in my late teens. I abhor Mary Sues and love crossovers without romance.
After a rather disastrous encounter with a powerful metal mangling mutant by the name of Magneto, Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett finds himself in a strange place where legends walk, elves are not Santa's helpers, and Dark Lords bind themselves to pretty golden rings. He tries to make sense of everything, but he seems to cause more problems than solve them. Will he be able to deal with it, and will he ever get home?
A young reporter gets lost while trying to locate a crime scene, and finds herself interfering with an orc attack. How will she cope with suddenly being in a medieaval world that's facing an oncoming apocalypse, and more importantly, how will she land her front page story?
A parody of sorts.