Stories by sylc
Summary: On Christmas Eve, Santa pays a trip to Imladris in his sleigh. His intentions, however, are not elf-friendly.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Elrond, Maedhros, Maeglin, Maglor
Genres: Parody, Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 408 Read Count: 5113
Published: Dec 22 2005 Updated: Dec 22 2005 [Report This]
A Celebrimbor Sandwich by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Sauron, an elf-meat lover, eats Celebrimbor.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celebrimbor, Sauron
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Extreme/taboo Fetish
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 101 Read Count: 3323
Published: Nov 08 2006 Updated: Nov 08 2006 [Report This]
A Dangerous Rose by sylc Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Ecthelion has always been unsettled by Maeglin. When Ecthelion is obliged to venture to Maeglin's private chambers one day, he discovers that the King's nephew, recently rejected by Idril, has taken an unexpected elf for his lover. Maeglin/Glorfindel, Glorfindel/Ecthelion, implied Maeglin/Glorfindel/Ecthelion.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Ecthelion, Glorfindel, Maeglin
Genres: Angst, Erotica, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), BD/SM, Graphic Sex, Kink, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2732 Read Count: 3992
Published: Oct 24 2009 Updated: Oct 24 2009 [Report This]
Summary: Bored, Glorfindel turns his attentions to sex and sweets and... well... adult childishness.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel
Genres: Erotica, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1659 Read Count: 4591
Published: Jun 17 2006 Updated: Jun 17 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Lindir the elfling asks Glorfindel about Glorfindel's house in Tirion. They quickly get off topic and talk about naughtier things.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1823 Read Count: 3168
Published: Nov 05 2008 Updated: Nov 05 2008 [Report This]
Summary: Celebrían and her cousin, Orodlin, discuss her suitors.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celebrían, Other
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2262 Read Count: 2752
Published: Oct 29 2006 Updated: Oct 29 2006 [Report This]
A Letter For Elrond by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 12]
Summary: A most important letter arrives in Imladris, addressed to Elrond. No one wishes to deliver it.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4664 Read Count: 11773
Published: Oct 26 2005 Updated: Jan 19 2007 [Report This]
Summary: When Tol Sirion is captured, the vampire Thuringwethil takes an unnamed elf as her captive for food.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Original Character, Thuringwethil
Genres: Angst, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1035 Read Count: 2731
Published: Mar 06 2007 Updated: Mar 06 2007 [Report This]
Summary: After the death of King Gil-galad, Head Minstrel Lindir sets himself the task of soothing the hearts of the grieving public. But what of his own heart?
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Gil-Galad, Lindir
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 489 Read Count: 2544
Published: Nov 29 2006 Updated: Nov 29 2006 [Report This]
Summary: A newcomer with a perchance for Feanor’s treasure chest arrives in Mandos and decides to appropriate Feanor's rooms for himself and kill anyone who tries to resist him. Thankfully, everyone already is dead. Still, what with an oxygen-deprived Elf as an assistant, an idle wife, and a vain overlord! What's a Vala of the Dead supposed to do?
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Eonwe, Feanor, Gwindor, Namo / Mandos, Smaug
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4221 Read Count: 2724
Published: Apr 26 2006 Updated: Apr 26 2006 [Report This]
A Summer Chat by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Celebri­an and Glorfindel discuss her post-marriage anxieties.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1138 Read Count: 2298
Published: Dec 03 2005 Updated: Dec 03 2005 [Report This]
After The Play by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: In which Lindir the elfling and Erestor, after the play, talk about whether Morgoth and Ungoliant were good or evil. Sequel to "Night Of The Play", which is the sequel to "The Play".
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 484 Read Count: 2275
Published: Apr 11 2007 Updated: Apr 11 2007 [Report This]
Afterwards by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Short descriptive piece about Glorfindel and Lindir after they have had sex.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 334 Read Count: 2715
Published: Mar 12 2007 Updated: Mar 12 2007 [Report This]
Am I A Naughty Boy? by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Lindir the elfling tells his Uncle Erestor that Glorfindel called him a very naughty boy.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 840 Read Count: 3191
Published: Feb 27 2007 Updated: Feb 27 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Young Glorfindel, recently reborn but suffering from chronic amnesia, has a stalker of about the same age called Ecthelion who doggedly tries to befriend him, claiming that they were very very close friends in their past life. Glorfindel finds this intensely irritating and thus hates him.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Ecthelion, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1139 Read Count: 2704
Published: Feb 01 2007 Updated: Feb 01 2007 [Report This]
Summary: A few decades after his defeat on the Isle of Werewolves in the First Age of the Sun, Sauron goes back to Angband and after seeing Morgoth, enters a pub. A rather inquisitive balrog (who is left unnamed because Tolkien never named him *sobs*) starts to chat him up.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Balrog, Glorfindel, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1985 Read Count: 2634
Published: Jan 16 2007 Updated: Jan 16 2007 [Report This]
Arwen's Confidants by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Arwen tells her brothers about her crush on Legolas
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 741 Read Count: 2493
Published: Nov 30 2005 Updated: Nov 30 2005 [Report This]
Summary: Lindir wants to stay up late. Erestor decides to let him, in hope that it will teach him a lesson. It doesn't.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1323 Read Count: 2562
Published: Apr 28 2007 Updated: Apr 28 2007 [Report This]
Asfaloth's Toilet by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Rhyming poem in which Asfaloth chooses Erestor for his toilet.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Asfaloth, Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 127 Read Count: 2389
Published: Mar 28 2007 Updated: Mar 28 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Lord Glorfindel and Prince Legolas love to hunt together. One day, they go on a spider colony rampage and come across a colony of dancing baby spiders. Crack!
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Friendship, General, Humor, Other
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1742 Read Count: 1809
Published: Sep 14 2009 Updated: Sep 14 2009 [Report This]
Between Bilbo's Toes by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Elrond visits his old dear friend, Bilbo, one night in Imladris. Written in response to chaotic_binky's challenge on LiveJournal: "Elrond licking inbetween his lover Bilbo's toes heheheh!".
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Bilbo, Elrond
Genres: Other
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 917 Read Count: 2223
Published: May 16 2007 Updated: May 16 2007 [Report This]
Bitter Success by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Elrond has become Gil-galad's head minstrel, but his joy is short-lived.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Elrond, Gil-Galad, Lindir
Genres: Angst
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 300 Read Count: 2566
Published: Oct 28 2006 Updated: Oct 28 2006 [Report This]
Blessings And Curses by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Fingon recalls rescuing Maedhros and Maedhros' grief.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Fingon, Maedhros, Maglor
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1486 Read Count: 1233
Published: Nov 08 2010 Updated: Nov 08 2010 [Report This]
Book Donations by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Erestor's study is full of recent unsorted book donations to the Library of Rivendell. Erestor finds Lindir reading a book by the chief donor - Glorfindel.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Extreme/taboo Fetish, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1042 Read Count: 2500
Published: Mar 03 2007 Updated: Mar 03 2007 [Report This]
Brassiere by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Arwen the toddler wants a brassiere. She goes to demand one from her father.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 494 Read Count: 1806
Published: Feb 07 2007 Updated: Feb 07 2007 [Report This]