Other Results: 10 Challenges, 31 Series
Stories
Summary: A poem I wrote for a special Elf at the time of Summer Solstice, 1986. I had painstakingly did it in Calligraphy on parchment and presented it to her in a glassed frame. She was mildly amused. Alas! It did not win her heart. Neither did she notice the message in the vertical column. Ah! The foolish things I did for love when I was younger!
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 61 Read Count: 2247
[Report This] Published: 22/12/07 Updated: 22/12/07
Summary: This is a story about a girl I know that touched me so deeply that I had to write it down. Please read and review, it means a lot to me and her.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 736 Read Count: 1680
[Report This] Published: 31/12/06 Updated: 31/12/06
Summary: This is a story, based on my original characters, but related to the king Thranduil’s family. No romance.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4353 Read Count: 6162
[Report This] Published: 18/01/08 Updated: 21/12/08
Summary: Aragorn and Legolas meet Napoleon Dynamite, Pedro Sanchez and the Hobbits and go on the quest to destroy the Ring of Power. On the way, they meet many strange people from a strange, far away place called Earth.
Categories: Other Movies, Off Topic
Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Legolas, Merry, Other Canon Character, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4568 Read Count: 8534
[Report This] Published: 18/02/09 Updated: 29/10/09
Summary: A Halo fanfic based off of an RPG I am a member of. It's rather long (and incomplete), and while I write my LotR fanfic I thought I'd post it. It's about a sangheili named Erpa 'Lytamee who founds the Coalition. Explainations of the Halo universe in the prologue. Enjoy!
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 21034 Read Count: 8670
[Report This] Published: 09/04/07 Updated: 07/05/07
Summary: A song I wrote three nights ago when there was a lunar eclipse. Basically about love.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 144 Read Count: 1962
[Report This] Published: 06/03/07 Updated: 06/03/07
Summary: A vampire falls into Middle Earth, and ends up trampsing through the war, only, the call to become human is tempting, and the ring gets prettier by the day.
Categories: Movie-verse, Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: General
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9989 Read Count: 16347
[Report This] Published: 13/08/08 Updated: 28/06/09
Summary: A short story about love.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Erotica
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2011 Read Count: 1947
[Report This] Published: 28/09/06 Updated: 28/09/06
A wish by shmo Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Just think about it.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 114 Read Count: 1506
[Report This] Published: 23/04/06 Updated: 23/04/06
Summary: phentermine, samples,, how, to,
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 890 Read Count: 30
[Report This] Published: 03/08/15 Updated: 03/08/15
Summary: drugstore, Alprazolam, vending,, where,
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 851 Read Count: 19
[Report This] Published: 28/07/15 Updated: 28/07/15
Summary: no, rx, saturday, delivery,,
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1009 Read Count: 68
[Report This] Published: 28/07/15 Updated: 28/07/15
Summary: compound, overdose, symptoms,, order,
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 971 Read Count: 27
[Report This] Published: 02/08/15 Updated: 02/08/15
Summary: facts,, blastocystis, oxycodone, ,,
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1086 Read Count: 32
[Report This] Published: 29/07/15 Updated: 29/07/15
Summary: vicodin, long, codified, >>,
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1102 Read Count: 10
[Report This] Published: 28/07/15 Updated: 28/07/15
Summary: ups, cod,, adderall, shipped,
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 767 Read Count: 38
[Report This] Published: 23/06/15 Updated: 23/06/15
Summary: engineer, adderall, on-line,, buy,
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 754 Read Count: 37
[Report This] Published: 23/06/15 Updated: 23/06/15
Summary: for, sale, Great, britain,
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 760 Read Count: 44
[Report This] Published: 25/06/15 Updated: 25/06/15
Summary: for, sale, Great, britain,
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 760 Read Count: 40
[Report This] Published: 26/06/15 Updated: 26/06/15
Summary: delivery, Abbotsford, adderall,, low,
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1043 Read Count: 14
[Report This] Published: 03/08/15 Updated: 03/08/15