Lindir
Other Results: 2 Challenges, 9 Series
Stories
It Is Boring by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lindir has to read a history book. He doesn't want to.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 533 Read Count: 1318
Published: Apr 30 2007 Updated: Apr 30 2007 [Report This]
Kickin' The Evenstar by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 6]
Summary: In which Arwen kicks the Evenstar pendant, contemplates the sexist hypocrisy of elves, and her sexual embarrassment at her part-elf heritage.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Angst, Humor, Other, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 907 Read Count: 1634
Published: Sep 26 2006 Updated: Sep 26 2006 [Report This]
Laaa! by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Erestor the scholar calls in Lindir the minstrel about the lyrics of a popular song.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 446 Read Count: 1839
Published: Mar 26 2007 Updated: Mar 26 2007 [Report This]
Lacy White Shirt by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 2]
Summary: It's three months into Glorfindel and Lindir's relationship and Lindir is still holding out as if they are only acquaintances. Unused to this sort of treatment, Glorfindel wonders when and if their relationship will move to the next base.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1378 Read Count: 2070
Published: Jan 11 2007 Updated: Jan 11 2007 [Report This]
Let Us Be Friends by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Lindir is the only elfling in Imladris and is lonely. However, when Glorfindel tries to befriend him, Lindir refuses on account of Glorfindel's great age.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 788 Read Count: 1058
Published: Nov 01 2008 Updated: Nov 01 2008 [Report This]
Summary: Stephanie is a sixteen year old girl living in a small town in Australia who wishes that her life was something more. When she discovers that she has a twin brother, her life is turned upside down.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Melpomaen, Original Character
Genres: Angst, Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Things I'll Never Finish, Lira's Chronicles
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4764 Read Count: 6443
Published: Nov 04 2007 Updated: Nov 06 2007 [Report This]
Summary: A killer plant arrives in Imladris by way of a raven plop and sets about killing off all of Glorfindel's abusive linden flowers. Lindir decides to save it from Glorfindel's Rivendell Roundup. Written for chaotic_binky for Jinglebells In June 2007 Slashy Santa.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing), Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4304 Read Count: 1471
Published: Jul 05 2007 Updated: Jul 05 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Young Lindir meets an orcling one night whilst out wandering alone.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: General, Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1209 Read Count: 1289
Published: Nov 04 2008 Updated: Nov 04 2008 [Report This]
Summary: Rúmil works at a Lothlórien tavern part-time. One night, the last patron decides to tell him about his one night stands with Haldir and Orophin.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Haldir, Lindir, Orophin, Rúmil
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1582 Read Count: 1578
Published: Jun 07 2007 Updated: Jun 07 2007 [Report This]
Lindir The Chastity Elf by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lindir vows never to have sex with anyone ever again and it breaks his poor Glorfindel and Elrond's hearts. Written in response to tofumice's challenge for the meme: "Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them." Her challenge: "Hahahaha, Lindir the chastity elf. He vows never to have sex with anyone ever again and it breaks his poor Glorfindel and Elrond's hearts."
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 801 Read Count: 1612
Published: May 04 2007 Updated: May 04 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Lindir finds his parents' will late one night and goes to claim its contents from Elrond. Contains Elrond/Celebrian. No slash content.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celebrían, Elrond, Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1479 Read Count: 1215
Published: May 28 2009 Updated: May 28 2009 [Report This]
Lindir!Bored by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Lindir is very very bored. In search of amusement, he goes to bother his Uncle Erestor.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1322 Read Count: 1671
Published: Jan 05 2007 Updated: Jan 05 2007 [Report This]
Lindir!Short by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Drabble in which Lindir tells his Uncle Erestor that he is extremely self-conscious about his short height.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 1603
Published: Mar 04 2007 Updated: Mar 04 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Lindir the elfling is having a very bad morning. Everyone seems to have it in for him. And then he meets Arwen.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Celebrían, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Melpomaen
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1051 Read Count: 1673
Published: Nov 06 2008 Updated: Nov 06 2008 [Report This]
Lindir's Pillow by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Lindir lurvvvs his Glorfindel pillow.
Categories: Book Verse Slash, Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 846 Read Count: 1467
Published: Mar 26 2007 Updated: Mar 26 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Emily wakes to find herself in Mirkwood with Legolas. How she came to be there she doesn't know. She tells Legolas her name is Lira and that she is an elf but what will happen if and when Legolas discovers the truth? Please R&R
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Legolas, Lindir, Original Character, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: Lira's Chronicles
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31177 Read Count: 31441
Published: Oct 10 2007 Updated: Oct 25 2007 [Report This]
Summary: SEQUEL! The sequel to Lira's Lies. Lira and Legolas have recently married and are going to imladris to spend some time with the twins and Andune. However, the day before they leave, Lira begins to reminisce about her past before she met Legolas and it takes hold of her. What will happen to this young she-elf? What will happen to Legolas? R&R
Categories: Book-verse, Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Lindir, Melpomaen, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Thranduil
Genres: Angst, Drama, Other, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Series: Lira's Chronicles
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18363 Read Count: 13150
Published: Nov 22 2007 Updated: Nov 30 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Riel, an elf child raised and loved by the Lohtûr (the early Rohirrim), is taken from the only home she has ever known. In an attempt to uncover her Elven heritage, she becomes entangled in the labyrinth of intrigue and passion surrounding Gil-galad's court in Lindon.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Celebrían, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Gil-Galad, Gildor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Original Character
Genres: Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), BD/SM, Graphic Sex, Kink, Slash (same sex pairing), Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 17396 Read Count: 11515
Published: Apr 30 2010 Updated: May 12 2010 [Report This]
Summary: Chaos ensues at Imladris when Elrond calls a council meeting: Erestor finally jumps off the deep end, a girly Glorfindel is giggly, Legolas is pregnant again, the twins are up to no good, and everyone's favorite Elf Lord has a personal problem...

This is basically me having a good laugh by making all of the characters very unlike themselves. This also includes some fandom bashing. If you think you will be offended, go no further...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Balrog, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Gimli, Glorfindel, Legolas, Lindir
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Kink, MPREG (male pregnancy), Slash (same sex pairing), Torture, Violence
Series: RANDOM CRAZINESS ENSUES!!!
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2421 Read Count: 3284
Published: Aug 31 2007 Updated: Aug 31 2007 [Report This]
Love is Never Wrong by Zhie Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Elrohir has been keeping a secret that his brother and friends suddenly discover. What will their reaction be? What can he show Elladan to make him understand? (Erestor/Glorfindel) [NO TWINCEST; twins are pre-majority]
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Lindir
Genres: Angst, Drama, Erotica
Warnings: Graphic Sex, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5181 Read Count: 2237
Published: Jun 21 2006 Updated: Jun 21 2006 [Report This]
Loving Lindir by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 3]
Summary: On returning to Imladris after a long journey, Glorfindel discovers that his lover, Lindir, has trashed his rooms.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1774 Read Count: 1388
Published: Oct 23 2006 Updated: Oct 23 2006 [Report This]
Summary: Elluine Moraelin is a maiden of the Village in the depths of the Old Forest. Traumatized, beaten, and cast out, she arrives on the doorstep of Bag End two months before the Birthday Party. One of the Martapennas Series. Tenth Walker Story.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Asfaloth, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Drogo Baggins, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gildor, Gimli, Glóin, Glorfindel, Goldberry, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Lindir, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, Lotho Sackville-Baggins, Merry, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Orophin, Pippin, Primula Baggins, Rosie, Rúmil, Sam, Sauron, Sméagol, The Fellowship, Tom Bombadil, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, General, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Incest, Rape, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18083 Read Count: 8145
Published: May 22 2008 Updated: Mar 19 2010 [Report This]
Measuring Tape by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Lindir finds a tome containing measurements for a Glorfindel of Gondolin statue. He takes it to bed with him and comments on it with his lover.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Erotica, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1117 Read Count: 1419
Published: Apr 12 2007 Updated: Apr 12 2007 [Report This]
Mischief Managed by Zhie Rated: R [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Erestor is trouble. Erestor/?
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 650 Read Count: 1825
Published: Mar 16 2007 Updated: Mar 16 2007 [Report This]
Summary: Those who remain behind have to face the somewhat embarrassing consequences. A tale of elves lounging around in Ancient Greece.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celeborn, Glorfindel, Lindir, Lindir
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1014 Read Count: 1555
Published: Jan 02 2007 Updated: Jan 02 2007 [Report This]