That cheered me up no end, i loved it!!
Author's Response: It cheered you up? Awesome! That's one of the nicest comments I've ever heard. So glad you enjoyed it so much and that it made you chuckle. Thanks, Junior.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single elf in possession of good looks must be in want of a wife -- or words to that effect. Very funny!
Author's Response: Whoopsie! I forgot the first line. ^^ Hee, glad you enjoyed it so much, Ria. Thank you very much. What a pity there are no Bennetts on Middle-earth.