Princess Anorak of Tygera. You have been charged with creating generic councils and not telling the reader what it going on until late into the story, not giving your character a name, gender, or species until late in the story, changing said characters species halfway through the story, inventing a new country, creating a new race of people who can shape shift, using unspecified words, being able to heal faster then elves, calling Gandalf an evil, old man and a goat, creating a child, excuse me, two children from Gandalf, creating the first Mini-Balrog of two characters and the first Modor Mini-Balrog, being able to outwit an elf though not being an elf, having quicker reflexes than an elf, causing action to start and end in less than a paragraph, dressing the Fellowship in Spandex super hero outfits and making Frodo walk like a drunken idiot as a result of bad and lack of descriptions, spending more than a paragraph describing your characters clothes, creating a prophecy that fails to qualify as a poem but more as an annoying chant little girls say while jumping rope, calling Legolas a chauvinistic pig, arranging a marriage between character and Legolas, defiling all characters in contact, especially the character of Galadriel, abusing the uncommon comma with atrocious grammar, creating strange marriage rituals, creating dues ex machine jewelry, causing mental and physical damage to PPC agents, creating a charge list for the records despite being uncompleted, and for being an annoying, clichÃƒÂ©d, irritating, sickening Sue.
And Eru-be-damned Sue, there were only NINE Fellowship members. Not ten and definitely not eleven. In your defense however, you did win me two bottles of Bleepka, your one of the first Sues to recognize that there is more to an elf than pointed ears, and you did not make Thranduil an abusive father.
Just Your Unfriendly Good Citizen,
...For the PPCing of your story.
Author's Response: Thank you so very much! This story was started on a dare to create one of the worst sues alive and it seems I have done so with wild abandon. I hope you enjoy you bottles of Bleepka, it was well earned. Have a wonderful day, and thank you agian for the great review!
still reading...! ;D
Author's Response: I am so glad! College has been cutting into my writing time sadly but I am still going to finish this story no matter how long it takes LOL