Told in the first person
I saw those movies about a dozen times each (chuckles crazily and slaps knee). I should have had more than a few of these to tell about, but only one comes to mind: I was in the big throne room from the movie, polishing the floor with an electric buffing machine. Denethor and Gimli were smoking their pipes and sitting side-by-side on the black marble steps leading up to the throne. They were muttering in low voices and occasionally pointing at me with their pipe stems, although I couldn’t hear what they were saying over the sounds of the buffer.
Author's Chapter Notes:
Disclaimer: See Chapter 1
Chapter End Notes:
Karlmir Stonewain's note: This guy really works as a janitor in a big office building.