Favorite Stories
Summary: On Christmas Eve, Santa pays a trip to Imladris in his sleigh. His intentions, however, are not elf-friendly.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Elrond, Maedhros, Maeglin, Maglor
Genres: Parody, Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 408 Read Count: 4886
Published: 22/12/05 Updated: 22/12/05 [Report This]
Eggses by Andy Longwood Rated: G [Reviews - 6]
Summary: “. . . suddenly Gollum remembered thieving from nests long ago, and sitting under the riverbank teaching his grandmother, teaching his grandmother to suck – ‘Eggses!’ he hissed. ‘Eggses, it is!’"
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Other
Genres: Humor, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2770 Read Count: 3356
Published: 02/02/05 Updated: 02/02/05 [Report This]
Summary: A short story about what Gollum might have been thinking before he lost the ring and Bilbo found it.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Gollum
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 447 Read Count: 1623
Published: 20/09/07 Updated: 20/09/07 [Report This]
Summary: Just a wacky little poem.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Gollum
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Lord of the Haikus
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12 Read Count: 1638
Published: 17/05/09 Updated: 17/05/09 [Report This]
Leaves of Gold by Lady E Rated: R [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A portrayal of the friendship and love between Aragorn son of Arathorn and Legolas Greenleaf, spanning from the year before the Council of Elrond to Aragorn's death in the Fourth Age.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Galadriel, Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Romance, Drama, Angst, Erotica
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19101 Read Count: 6106
Published: 02/11/04 Updated: 02/11/04 [Report This]
Summary:

Moriah is your standard college girl. Nothing out of the ordinary. So why are there nine confused travellers at her dorm? I promise this is not a Sue-fic.


Categories: Crossovers, Off Topic Characters: Original Character, The Fellowship
Genres: Fantasy, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3948 Read Count: 6903
Published: 04/05/09 Updated: 02/08/09 [Report This]
Summary: A light-hearted Walking the Line filler. Brandon finally fufills his promise made on the journey to Moria and, in the kitchens of Gondor, attempts to make the cookies that he described.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Friendship, Humor, Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1311 Read Count: 1161
Published: 09/07/09 Updated: 09/07/09 [Report This]
Summary: Hoo boy. The residents of Middle-earth decide that if they want realistic fanfic written about them, they'll have to teach the authors themselves. But things do not go exactly according to plan.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73189 Read Count: 142863
Published: 09/08/04 Updated: 09/08/04 [Report This]
Summary: I think the title explains it all.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Asfaloth, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Celebran, Eldarion, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Galadriel, Haldir, Merry, Nazgl, Other Canon Character, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, General, Humor, Mystery, Other, Parody, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13470 Read Count: 39464
Published: 09/01/09 Updated: 21/06/10 [Report This]
Summary: Of Denethor and Faramir as told from Denethor's POV, and how misinterpreted words can have drastic consequences.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Faramir, Denethor, Imrahil
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2714 Read Count: 1746
Published: 05/05/05 Updated: 05/05/05 [Report This]
Summary:

2009 MEFA Third Place Winner in the Adventure Category. 

Brandon wakes up in the middle of a forest in another world. Is it a dream? Or is he stuck in an unfamiliar place where his life might no longer matter? Please read and review!


Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen, Balrog, Bill the Pony, Celeborn, Galadriel, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Sauron, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 50612 Read Count: 34229
Published: 24/01/09 Updated: 08/07/09 [Report This]
Summary:

The story continues. Brandon journeys with the Three Hunters as they continue their long quest to free Middle-earth of Sauron. Will Brandon be able to shoulder the new burdens placed upon him? Please read and review!


Categories: Movie-verse, Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Eomer, Eowyn, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Hma, Legolas, Merry, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Pippin, Saruman, Thoden, Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Friendship, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Other, Romance, Suspense
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22886 Read Count: 17069
Published: 20/07/09 Updated: 29/09/10 [Report This]
Summary: There are many diehard Tolkien fans that complain that either Peter Jackson's films destroyed their cherished images of Middle Earth or didn't capture the spirit of Middle Earth. My answer? It could have been a thousand times worse.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Grma, Nazgl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Thoden, Witch King
Genres: Horror, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27966 Read Count: 61638
Published: 22/11/06 Updated: 19/04/08 [Report This]
West Wind Over Edoras by Rozzan Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 81]
Summary: Legolas meets a grieving, virginal shieldmaiden of Rohan and discovers he gets much more than he expected. Follows the course of the film/book initially, then into uncharted territory. Explores Culture Clash, developing relationship, much romance, some angst, hot Elf sex of course and ultimately mortality/immortality. Written from the point of view of the the shieldmaiden interspersed with Legolas. All other characters appear and are friends.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure, Drama, Angst, Erotica
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 118877 Read Count: 109667
Published: 09/07/04 Updated: 31/03/06 [Report This]