Penname: featherdserpent [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 29/05/08
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I'm in the U.S., far away form the one I love, but I'm dealing with it as best I can.
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A Prince's Love by Nadia Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Mircea is a pickpocket, Paris is a prince. Little did both know how they would change each other's lives.
Categories: Other Movies
Characters: Paris
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12161 Read Count: 10334
[Report This] Published: 12/07/04 Updated: 12/07/04
Reviewer: featherdserpent Signed
Date: 23/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Great story. Will there be a sequel? *nudge nudge*

Author's Response: I never thought about it! There might be if I get the right idea to work on. :D Thank you very much for your feedback! :D

The Gopher of the Things by legolas_fangirl_43 Rated: G [Reviews - 7]
Summary: This is a funny parody with several, umm...interesting twists to the character's personalities...Please read and Review!!! This is in script format.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Gimli, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5453 Read Count: 1112
[Report This] Published: 05/04/06 Updated: 05/04/06
Reviewer: featherdserpent Signed
Date: 28/08/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Fangirl of the Clean

omg! roflmao!! love it!

Another Lord of the Mary Sues (LotMS) by Lala_Adanwen Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 5]
Summary: I know, everyone hates Mary Sues.;) But this oneĀ“s a parody of itself, so give it a chance.
Me and a friend land in ME and cuase chaos, yadda yadda, bla bla bla, you know the basic deal. :)
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7532 Read Count: 3989
[Report This] Published: 28/09/06 Updated: 17/11/06
Reviewer: featherdserpent Signed
Date: 15/11/08 Title: Chapter 5: Anduinship down (Hahaha....ahem)

Like it!!! Lala and Boromir remind me of me and my boyfriend before we started going out. I'd fallen and almost broken my ankle. He was so concerned.

Obsessed Yet? by Alatariel Rated: G [Reviews - 7]
Summary: 100+ Ways to discover if you are obsessed with LOTR... dedicated to the reviewers!
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Essay, General, Parody, Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1202 Read Count: 1654
[Report This] Published: 30/05/07 Updated: 30/05/07
Reviewer: featherdserpent Signed
Date: 07/09/08 Title: Chapter 1: Obsessed: Part I

love it!!!!!! oh here's something:you insist on wearing a dark green cloak over shiny armor when riding a horse. anyone wanna guess who does that? hint: think Theoden, Rohan, etc.

Sleeping Beauty by silent_niobe Rated: R [Reviews - 55]
Summary: What if Sleeping Beauty was not a woman? What if they were not a man either, but an elf? Follow Alice in her journey to find out the truth behind the myth and the fairy-tale. Set in modern times. LegolasOC.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 87939 Read Count: 22889
[Report This] Published: 11/06/07 Updated: 29/08/10
Reviewer: featherdserpent Signed
Date: 25/08/08 Title: Chapter 10: Painful memories and a bond reforged

love it!! is there gonna be any more??????????

Author's Response: Yes, there will be! :-D Actually there already is, check out the new chapter! Thank you for your review!

10 Children's Show Characters That You Could Introduce to the Fellowship to Give Them Nightmares by Anny Rated: G [Reviews - 20]
Summary: Title says all.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 210 Read Count: 5993
[Report This] Published: 18/12/07 Updated: 18/12/07
Reviewer: featherdserpent Signed
Date: 30/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

like it. keep it up.

Katherine Spencer, Private Eye by TequilaAnuir Rated: R [Reviews - 43]
Summary: Katherine Spencer, Private Eye is hired by a mysterious elderly man to find his missing friend. He claims it is a life and death situation which intrigues the danger loving P.I. When she accepts his sizeable deposit for her services, Katie gets more than she bargained for.

Rated R for Language *11/21/2009-Done! Complete! Hooray!*
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Gimli, Glorfindel, Legolas, Original Character, Rosie, Sam, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 86511 Read Count: 26590
[Report This] Published: 27/05/08 Updated: 21/11/09
Reviewer: featherdserpent Signed
Date: 24/07/08 Title: Chapter 12: "So what else do you got? Huh?"

awesome!!!!!!!!!! there's gonna be more, right????

Author's Response: Thank you!! Yes there's gonna be more!

Reviewer: featherdserpent Signed
Date: 28/09/08 Title: Chapter 14: Over the river and through the woods...

I like it! * holds up a sign reading 'we want more!!' *

Author's Response: Thank you!! **holds up sign which reads 'There's more, I promise!!'**

If the Fellowship had Cellphones by Mrs Legolas Greenleaf Rated: PG [Reviews - 12]
Summary: What would have happened if everyone had cell phones? Here is a silly story about what would have happened if they all had phones. :)
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3995 Read Count: 2921
[Report This] Published: 22/07/08 Updated: 14/02/09
Reviewer: featherdserpent Signed
Date: 23/07/08 Title: Chapter 1: Part one

cool.... the movies would have been drastically changed lol!!!

Author's Response: I know. :) lol Everyone would have lived if they had cell phones. :) lol Thank you for reading this! I hope you will read the second part. :) (that is when I can put it on here)

What Not To Teach The Dwarves by Snowflake Rated: G Round robin [Reviews - 5]
Summary: The songs you should NOT teach the Dwarves (Thorin and Company)
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 242 Read Count: 4105
[Report This] Published: 29/07/08 Updated: 02/08/08
Reviewer: featherdserpent Signed
Date: 30/07/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

funny! i like!

Author's Response: Feel free to add your own! Thanks for reviewing!

Oh No! Another Lord of the Rings Parody? by Kitt Otter Rated: PG [Reviews - 5]
Summary: ‘Fraid so. Frodo’s a stinker and Bilbo’s worse. Sauron’s beard is pointy and his minions wield chainsaws. Aragorn couldn't find his nose in the dark. And the worst of it…? Gandalf owes me money. MEFA 2010 nominee; thanks Clodia!
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 23779 Read Count: 9260
[Report This] Published: 06/08/08 Updated: 17/01/11
Reviewer: featherdserpent Signed
Date: 25/08/08 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: The Party Cometh

LOVE IT!!!! please don't stop after like two more chapters! my dad read it and since he's a big LOTR fan he thought it was hilarious!

Author's Response: Don't worry; I ain't stopping! I have the whole thing outlined and it comes as the easiest of all my writing projects to write. Thanks for reading… and thanks to your dad as well. Kitt : )

Each to Each by Erandir Rated: R [Reviews - 2]
Summary: "And a voice less loud thro' its joys and fears, /
Than two hearts beating each to each!" One man stuck outside looking in, the other confined to watch the outside world pass him by. VM/OB
Categories: Actor Slash
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing), Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 17101 Read Count: 7464
[Report This] Published: 07/09/08 Updated: 02/06/10
Reviewer: featherdserpent Signed
Date: 07/09/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

wait... in LOTR, doesn't Legolas/Orli have blond hair? and Aragorn/Viggo has the dark hair? otherwise good.

Author's Response: This is an RPS fic, or "Real Person Slash". It is based on the actors, not the characters that they play. Otherwise, obviously, I would have used the characters' names instead of the actors'.

5 Ways to annoy Legolas to next Saturday by featherdserpent Rated: G Round robin [Reviews - 3]
Summary: round robin about how to annoy Legolas
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 221 Read Count: 5052
[Report This] Published: 10/10/08 Updated: 10/10/08
Reviewer: featherdserpent Signed
Date: 30/10/08 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Thanks for reviewing, whoever took the time to!!!

So you think you're obsessed with Legolas? by lovelovelove legolas Rated: G [Reviews - 13]
Summary: If you think you are obsessed with Legolas than check this out!
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 452 Read Count: 1579
[Report This] Published: 20/10/08 Updated: 20/10/08
Reviewer: featherdserpent Signed
Date: 15/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: Legolas obsession

Cool! i'm not as obsessed, but I have three or four full-length door posters of him all over my room.

Author's Response: cool! :)

Rant on how stupid the world is and other random stuff. by featherdserpent Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: just my feelings on alot of random stuff.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 168 Read Count: 973
[Report This] Published: 30/10/08 Updated: 30/10/08
Reviewer: featherdserpent Signed
Date: 14/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Thank you all for your opinions! I am really happy to see how many comments and reads I have on just this one!

The Diary of Glorfindel of Gondolin, In Which Events Take An Odd Turn Thanks To A Few Fangirls With Pillows by atouchofhobbit Rated: PG [Reviews - 5]
Summary: A little forum incident which I turned into a little story-parody-thing. Glorfindel is quite OOC here, be warned.
Categories: Book-verse, Off Topic
Characters: Glorfindel, Maeglin, Original Character, Tuor, Turgon
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1025 Read Count: 931
[Report This] Published: 15/12/08 Updated: 15/12/08
Reviewer: featherdserpent Signed
Date: 16/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

hahahaha!!! great!! check out my stories and see what you think...

Freida's Frypan Frolic by Karlmir Stonewain Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Evenstar’s Second Handmaid falls back on her experience as a former scullery wench as an ingenious way to deal with her mistress’ late winter depression. This tale takes place around mid-March, year 48 FO.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Eldarion, Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12940 Read Count: 2148
[Report This] Published: 16/12/08 Updated: 19/12/08
Reviewer: featherdserpent Signed
Date: 16/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Evenstar's Melancholy

Cool! Sounds like Freida's idea just might work.

Author's Response: This story is partially based on a dish I recently served to one of my friends when the weather was cold and rainy and we were both in the mood for a hot meal. I actually got the idea for the dish from an Italian sausage commercial on TV, although I substituted kielbasa.

Thanks for reading and reviewing. I'll have the concluding chapter posted soon

Nīn Óre (My Heart) by Mari Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 14]
Summary: Suki is an average high school student where half her teachers like her and half don't. But what happens when a dark blue eyed boy with odd ears appears with other odd people?
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15107 Read Count: 6120
[Report This] Published: 03/10/09 Updated: 14/09/10
Reviewer: featherdserpent Signed
Date: 22/04/10 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7-New Students

Ooh, I like it! Please, do keep writing. I want to find out what happens! It's good. I think it would be so awesome if this actually happened in real life. Awkward at times, yes, but awesome!

Author's Response: Thank you!!! Will do. Yes I agree.