Penname: Kitt Otter [Contact] Real name: Catherine
Member Since: 03/07/08
Membership status: Member
Bio:


Hi! Kitt is a is a fancier of a certain bearded Elf. She's addicted to tea (3:00, mind) and likes otters. Don't ask. She's trying to subdue and conquer planetary science so of late fan fiction has taken the back-burner. She has been sporadically reading and writing LotR fan fiction since 2002. (gettin old here). Humor's about the only genre she knows.


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Stories by Kitt Otter
Summary: Two Elf-princes barter away a mithril shirt. Beware the cunning of Dwarves! Well, they think they beware'd.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1912 Read Count: 1630
[Report This] Published: 27/01/09 Updated: 27/01/09
Summary: Gil-galad and Círdan attend mid-summer festivities in Eregion. An unwelcome guest crashes the party.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Celebrimbor, Cirdan, Gil-Galad, Sauron
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3353 Read Count: 203
[Report This] Published: 30/03/14 Updated: 30/03/14
Summary: In Moria, Legolas takes his watch and something watches him. MEFA 2008 nominee.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Gollum, Legolas
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 725 Read Count: 1698
[Report This] Published: 03/07/08 Updated: 03/07/08
Summary: Middle-earth shows up in surprising stellar places. Coz astronomers are Ringers too. Warning: essays.
***Part 1 - Asteroids!***
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Essay
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 928 Read Count: 1277
[Report This] Published: 15/05/11 Updated: 15/05/11
Summary: Saruman is not the only member of the Wise with a secret.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Cirdan, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Galdor, Gandalf / Olorin, Glorfindel, Radagast, Saruman
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Shipwright!
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2530 Read Count: 1000
[Report This] Published: 18/07/10 Updated: 18/07/10
LotR Scraps by Kitt Otter Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Where indiscriminate LotR stories are hoarded.
SCRAP 3 - Mordor, First Class - Packing peanuts and postal orcs. A different take on the Fellowship’s quest… Movie-verse!
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Boromir, Cirdan, Elrond, Frodo, Galdor, Gandalf / Olorin, Isildur, Legolas, Pippin
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2371 Read Count: 1514
[Report This] Published: 01/06/11 Updated: 11/09/13
Summary: Círdan gives a commentary on the Noldor princes, Lúthien has an idea, and Thingol throws pillows.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Cirdan, Lúthien Tinúviel, Melian, Thingol
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Shipwright!
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1983 Read Count: 1018
[Report This] Published: 04/07/10 Updated: 04/07/10
Summary: The Gamgee household receives two unexpected and hungry visitors. Sam would prefer to play host, but his mayoralty propels him into a mystery of a missing Bywater lad, and he finds that even after 14 years, Sharkey’s crimes still have echoes.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Elanor Gamgee, Frodo Gamgee, Gimli, Goldilocks Gamgee, Legolas, Rosie, Sam
Genres: Family, Friendship, Humor, Mystery
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10782 Read Count: 2071
[Report This] Published: 25/05/10 Updated: 15/12/13
Summary: ‘Fraid so. Frodo’s a stinker and Bilbo’s worse. Sauron’s beard is pointy and his minions wield chainsaws. Aragorn couldn't find his nose in the dark. And the worst of it…? Gandalf owes me money. MEFA 2010 nominee; thanks Clodia!
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 23779 Read Count: 10770
[Report This] Published: 06/08/08 Updated: 17/01/11
Orc Talk! by Kitt Otter Rated: PG [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Young Legolas learns a new word and his older brother learns to be more prudent. MEFA 2008 Nominee.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1721 Read Count: 1765
[Report This] Published: 03/07/08 Updated: 03/07/08
Summary: While on holiday, Bilbo has some time to spare.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Bilbo
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 655 Read Count: 2698
[Report This] Published: 31/07/09 Updated: 01/08/09
Summary: So a shipwright, a high-king, and a seriously miffed Galdor walk into a bar…
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Cirdan, Galdor, Gil-Galad
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2625 Read Count: 280
[Report This] Published: 30/11/13 Updated: 30/11/13
The Ottyssey by Kitt Otter Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 57]
Summary: After a freak accident involving a tongue and a voltmeter, I find myself facedown in Arda dirt in the body of a water-weasel. With nothing better to do, I take on the burden of making the Fellowship’s lives miserable.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Bill the Pony, Boromir, Frodo, Galdor, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Sauron, Ulmo
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: Animal Transformations
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33766 Read Count: 14476
[Report This] Published: 29/01/09 Updated: 16/11/09
Summary: Short whatnots and nonsense about Círdan, spanning from Cuiviénen to Forever.
7 – The Way the Tide Flows - Círdan tells two visitors a tale about the Second Age and the choice that determined everything after.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Cirdan, Elrond, Finrod, Galdor, Gil-Galad, Sauron, Thingol, Yavanna
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Shipwright!
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8532 Read Count: 4999
[Report This] Published: 25/07/10 Updated: 13/10/13
Summary: An essay. Varda kindled the stars and set them into patterns. Many of these stars the Professor named in Elvish, but which real-life stars was he referring to?
[cat] Genres: Non-fiction

Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Essay
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2720 Read Count: 1705
[Report This] Published: 11/12/08 Updated: 11/12/08
Trust to Fate by Kitt Otter Rated: PG [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Short AU: Forgetting every impossibility, the Three Hunters overtake the Orcs and contrive a plan to save the two captives.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Pippin
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2710 Read Count: 3307
[Report This] Published: 20/12/08 Updated: 26/12/08